Gigi Hadid apparently upgraded from one tween popstar to Bieber, because the rumor is that she’s on the beach or on a yacht with him, but the fact is that she’s rich as fuck thanks to her billionaire father to begin with, and really only needs Bieber to leverage her modelling career, which is hardly a modelling career… To date she’s done Guess for free, she’s done Sports Illustrated for free. Now she’s doing this magazine for free, because it’s not about the money assholes, she’s got enough of that…it’s about the exposure and publicity and maybe even the big penis…becaue I guess in Hadid’s case she has it all, she’s a little princess, and if she wants a Bieber…she gets it… Who cares….I prefer her nude “work” …
Gigi Hadid apparently upgraded from one tween popstar to Bieber, because the rumor is that she’s on the beach or on a yacht with him, but the fact is that she’s rich as fuck thanks to her billionaire father to begin with, and really only needs Bieber to leverage her modelling career, which is hardly a modelling career… To date she’s done Guess for free, she’s done Sports Illustrated for free. Now she’s doing this magazine for free, because it’s not about the money assholes, she’s got enough of that…it’s about the exposure and publicity and maybe even the big penis…becaue I guess in Hadid’s case she has it all, she’s a little princess, and if she wants a Bieber…she gets it… Who cares….I prefer her nude “work” …
Vogue Spain did a photoshoot with Irina Shayk, who I like to think is one of the hottest BEARD to a homosexual athlete who can’t come out of the closet because Europeans are homophobes, despite being some of the daintiest, emotional freak show men in tight pants around… They would hate their star player they are so passionate about…being a poofter… So his team, who make a lot of money from him, found some desperate model, promised her the world, to save her from just being another Russian Babe on webcam, because so many Russian girls are just as hot and soulless as Irina Shayk…and she went for it. Now she’s making money, is a Sports Illustrated model, because I am sure it was challenging for his sports agents to set that up…and here they are pretending to be a real couple…as he giggles…because he’s not just in on the joke, he’s all about the fucking joke…his career depends on it… You see, I’ve been told by 10 different people, at different times, with different levels of involvement with the couple, that it’s strictly a business transaction, they see each other when they need to make an appearance together, but they spend under 3 weeks a year together, because she’ too busy in AMerica fucking other dudes…and he’s too busy in Europe fucking dudes… Either way, I approve of their sham…even though this shoot is super fucking gay…I believe that hiding your sexuality so hard that you find the world an Irina Shayk, totally works for me….and as you know, it’s all about me.
When I see this Emily DiDonato behind the scenes video at an Armani perfume shoot, I don’t see a hot model showing off some nipples for money, I just see RED, and by red I mean I see Jake Gyllenhaal’s unwanted pussy, because he tainted her with his seed, even though he’s a fucking pussy who you’d think is more into making people watch him stick things in his bratty ass…You see, he doesn’t need some implant tit model who isn’t even that hot, because he’s famous and there are so many other girls willing to leverage his status to help her career…at least that’s what this video of her is telling me… You see, he’s a loser, a horrible person, a fucking brat with an industry dad, and any girl into that, is clearly only into him for his name, status and money… So this Emily chick is just a low grade groupie, who couldn’t even lock him down with pregnancy…but I guess dating him helped her increase her day rate..
Apparently, I have been staring at Nadine Leopold since LAST YEAR’S URBAN OUTFITTERS CAMPAIGN … Sure, I totally forgot she existed, because there’s way too many of these girls to keep track of, and remembering her would make no difference in my life, since they all ignore me….but Glamour France didn’t…they did a huge spread of her and she looks fucking amazing…. She’s Austrian, is up on some hippie freckled 70s hipster kick and I’m sold…she’s a way better Austrian than Hitler…but maybe I just like models more than evil dictators… here are the pics.. Here’s an unrelated video of her…she’s so good
My friends at SPLASH NEWS got these behind the scenes pics of Irina Shayk changing on set of her photoshoot like some kind of exhibitionist who doesn’t show nipple…which I guess makes her nothing like an exhibitionist at all…and that offends me, knowing her background, as a hooker from Russia who bearded the right closet case, only to leverage into a massive career, because she was hot enough to pull it off…but she should still Either way, she’s amazing… TO SEE MORE PICS OF CELEBS CLICK HERE
Emily Ratajkowski is up to her old tricks…and by tricks I mean…TRICK… You see she got her start as a girl on a Kanye video who had sex with Kanye after the Kanye video who Kanye would ship around to various places to continue to have sex with her…at least that’s what I’ve been told…and she leveraged that into posing nude for a bunch of magazines, because magazines like nude models with awesome tits, they don’t require the models to be tall, hot or talented, just nude and then she booked the blurred lines video, where she was also nude, and shit went viral because of it’s horrible catchiness that every radio show owned by the record companies put on repeat… Then she booked Sports Illustrated, made a lot of money, and the fast paced internet world doesn’t care about her anymore, she’s not hot enough to be interesting, and so she decided to get back to titty modelling, because lets face it, it worked the first time… I’m not a hater, she’s just a horrible, egotistical person.
Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.
Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.
Nashville Season 2 Episode 8 saw Luke Wheeler’s tour open up in Tampa with young Scarlett opening for the big time country star and Gunnar writing for him. After Gunnar writes a hit duet with an assist from Scarlett, Rayna performs it on stage with Luke and uses the performance as leverage in her feud with Jeff. Elsewhere, Avery, ever the good friend, helped Juliette deal with the Wentworths and the surprising situation she found herself in at the end of last week. Also, Peggy pretended to miscarry the baby she used to lock down Teddy, making for an eventful, musical and soapy Nashville Season 2 Episode 8 . Want to see it for yourself? Or watch it again if you already saw it last night? Just click the image of Scarlett below to watch “Hanky Panky Woman” … Watch Nashville Season 2 Episode 8
