Brooke Burke is a 500 year old skeleton with fake tits, you probably don’t remember her, but she had a minute of fame from being on some show called Wild On, where she bikini partied around the world it what looked like it was a lot of fun, so fun that Tara Reid took her lead and spent a decade doing it…. Brooke Burke was also on dancing with the stars, definitely two very low hanging fruit places to be for a set of fake tits.. But she’s managed to leverage that into whatever the fuck it is that she’s doing, fitness, lifestyle brand, mom of a few kids, a rich husband, weird creepy pervert fans who actually hacked the the site many years ago over a post I did on her…which blew my mind, as does the fact that whenever I do a post on her, her plastic surgery, her tight for an old asian lady fake tit body that reminds me of 1992, people send in hate mail…. I can write horrible things about horrible yet more famous people than her and no one cares, I call this bitch, her mom stomach in shameless bikini yoga paparazzi pics out for being lame and inbox fills up with death threats. I don’t know why..but maybe she’s an alien and has brainwashed the world…MAYBE…people who like hacking like old ladies in bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post 500 Year Old Brooke Burke’s Bikini Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As we all know, Blac Chyna is suing the entire Kardashian family , alleging that they tanked her budding reality career. We’re sure that the Kardashian clan is preparing its significant financial might to meet Blac Chyna on the field of battle — the courtroom. But, even though Blac Chyna did well against Rob in their custody fight , it doesn’t sound like the Kardashians are taking this seriously. Towards the end, the toxic relationship between Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian turned violent , according to some serious and scary allegations. Despite the alleged violence, despite the revenge porn attack to which most of the Western world was a witness whether they wanted to see it or not, Rob and Chyna will always be linked. Because one good thing came of their relationship: Dream Kardashian, who is cute beyond words . This new battle that Blac Chyna is waging against Rob and every adult member of his family isn’t about domestic violence allegations or custody or child support or revenge porn, however. It’s about the cancellation of their television show. Blac Chyna alleges that the Kardashians were responsible for forcing E! to quash the series, even though — according to her claims — the second season was all prepared to go. She says that even though Rob and Chyna were no longer a couple, Rob & Chyna would have still had compelling storylines as the two learned to co-parent. She’s believed to be seeking at least 7 figures. Not only is Chyna hoping to make up for lost paychecks that she would have made had the series continued, but she’s apparently hoping to be compensated for other lost revenue. Because there are endorsements, paid appearances, and other financial opportunities that come from having a reality series. And no one would know that better than the Kardashians. Still, while Chyna’s team makes some interesting points, we don’t know how well that will work in court. Apparently the Kardashians aren’t convinced that this particular lawsuit poses much of a threat. Us Weekly reports that the Kardashians aren’t worried about Blac Chyna . Not at the moment. According to their source, “The family is not concerned about Chyna or this lawsuit.” In fact, they’re actively trying to avoid it, and not just in the normal way that one tries to dodge a lawsuit. “The family is trying to stay out of this because they are stuck with Chyna because she’s Dream’s mom” Good luck with “staying out of this,” since they’re being sued. But it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to get into a no-holds-barred legal struggle with Blac Chyna. “She’ll be involved with them for life.” They do have one reported worry, however. “The family is only concerned for Dream and they are disappointed that this could affect Dream’s childhood. Dream shouldn’t be used as a pawn for money.” That’s fair. Dream is a true innocent and should not be caught in the middle. Honestly … maybe this is a sign that we think of Kris Jenner as a lovable supervillain a little more than is justified by reality, but … Do you think that there’s a point at which Kris Jenner might just decide to excise Blac Chyna from their lives? Now, we’re not saying that she’d have Blac Chyna assassinated or, even less likely, that she’d disown Dream. (Her adorable granddaughter? Never!) But if you throw enough money at a top-notch legal team, they can accomplish just about anything. Kris Jenner would know that better than most — since her ex-husband, Robert Kardashian, was part of O.J.’s “dream team” during that infamous trial. As we said, though, this might be more about leverage than anything else. If so, maybe the Kardashians just need to figure out what it is that Blac Chyna really wants. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
As we all know, Blac Chyna is suing the entire Kardashian family , alleging that they tanked her budding reality career. We’re sure that the Kardashian clan is preparing its significant financial might to meet Blac Chyna on the field of battle — the courtroom. But, even though Blac Chyna did well against Rob in their custody fight , it doesn’t sound like the Kardashians are taking this seriously. Towards the end, the toxic relationship between Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian turned violent , according to some serious and scary allegations. Despite the alleged violence, despite the revenge porn attack to which most of the Western world was a witness whether they wanted to see it or not, Rob and Chyna will always be linked. Because one good thing came of their relationship: Dream Kardashian, who is cute beyond words . This new battle that Blac Chyna is waging against Rob and every adult member of his family isn’t about domestic violence allegations or custody or child support or revenge porn, however. It’s about the cancellation of their television show. Blac Chyna alleges that the Kardashians were responsible for forcing E! to quash the series, even though — according to her claims — the second season was all prepared to go. She says that even though Rob and Chyna were no longer a couple, Rob & Chyna would have still had compelling storylines as the two learned to co-parent. She’s believed to be seeking at least 7 figures. Not only is Chyna hoping to make up for lost paychecks that she would have made had the series continued, but she’s apparently hoping to be compensated for other lost revenue. Because there are endorsements, paid appearances, and other financial opportunities that come from having a reality series. And no one would know that better than the Kardashians. Still, while Chyna’s team makes some interesting points, we don’t know how well that will work in court. Apparently the Kardashians aren’t convinced that this particular lawsuit poses much of a threat. Us Weekly reports that the Kardashians aren’t worried about Blac Chyna . Not at the moment. According to their source, “The family is not concerned about Chyna or this lawsuit.” In fact, they’re actively trying to avoid it, and not just in the normal way that one tries to dodge a lawsuit. “The family is trying to stay out of this because they are stuck with Chyna because she’s Dream’s mom” Good luck with “staying out of this,” since they’re being sued. But it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to get into a no-holds-barred legal struggle with Blac Chyna. “She’ll be involved with them for life.” They do have one reported worry, however. “The family is only concerned for Dream and they are disappointed that this could affect Dream’s childhood. Dream shouldn’t be used as a pawn for money.” That’s fair. Dream is a true innocent and should not be caught in the middle. Honestly … maybe this is a sign that we think of Kris Jenner as a lovable supervillain a little more than is justified by reality, but … Do you think that there’s a point at which Kris Jenner might just decide to excise Blac Chyna from their lives? Now, we’re not saying that she’d have Blac Chyna assassinated or, even less likely, that she’d disown Dream. (Her adorable granddaughter? Never!) But if you throw enough money at a top-notch legal team, they can accomplish just about anything. Kris Jenner would know that better than most — since her ex-husband, Robert Kardashian, was part of O.J.’s “dream team” during that infamous trial. As we said, though, this might be more about leverage than anything else. If so, maybe the Kardashians just need to figure out what it is that Blac Chyna really wants. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
Gigi Hadid may be an average at best tall girl with face injections turned model, but at least she’s not a Jenner, despite half her proceeds probably going to the Jenners, since she used them to get wherever it is she got, which I guess is considered a legit model, who gets paid, and who was legit enough to leverage and turn her sister, also average at best looking tall girl, to be a legit model too, but at least they have the height of a model to justify their lives as models in a world where all these undeserving people are models…fat, short, trolls, but with Instagram following… She’s in Vogue Japan, all done up….lazily shot in a studio….took a few hours…because I guess when you’re a spoiled teen who just wants to do Vogue, then who does Vogue so many times when her scam worked and her career was bought, that now Vogue or modeling is dull, it gets in the way of chill time, but sometimes when Vogue comes knocking you give in to keep the name around….in case you want to go back to it…when you realize your ego needs some massaging…since she’s not doing it for the money, she’s already rich as fuck. Either way, here are the pics. The post Gigi Hadid is Bullshit for Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton was this cocky little / massive rich twat who bought a career because at 18 she had monster tits and I guess figured she could monetize the monster tits – as the rest of her weren’t monster sized yet – and she had the resources to get to the top of titty modeling – at least the top to basic thinking half retard girls – Sports Illustrated – who I assume are easy to get to as they are slowly becoming irrelevant – and you’ve got tits and viral appeal..you know clickbait….instead of working a rub and tug where she belongs.. Well, she had a few years – probably 5 years of real relevance thanks to the media investing into content based on her since it got clicks…making her think she could finally start eating again…just as her metabolism was slowing down and her genetics wanted her gut to catch up to the monster tits…you know estrogen… Most of those years were her as a fat chick, pretending to not be a fat chick, booking non-fat chick jobs, while being a fat chick, you know modeling shoots where she’d get on set and all the same sizes of clothing were forced to be size 14…a fucking monster…but everyone turned a blind eye to it, no one told her she was fat, she went through life clueless about how disgusting she was, until she reached a breaking point, when no one wanted her anymore, because she was too broad backed to fit in the frame of the image…they’d have her 1/2 a mile away posing just to get both shoulders in the shot…SHE EVEN GOT INTO MOVIES…based on big tits..what a world we live in… So she got in shape, spent a couple of years getting in shape and I guess this brand is using her in a campaign like she matters, probably for some clickbait, without her tits, because she’s still trying to polarize that she’s not a fat chick…CLEVER. YOU Can lose the gunt, but you’ll always have the gunt to me… I don’t understand the Re-Brand-but it happened…so sophisticated and older…like a granny who will always be a shameless look at my titties whore to me…so regal…like American Royalty…the heiress of WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…what’s up you lil toaster over… The post Late Upton Models Without Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halle Berry got excited that she hit 2,000,000 followers on social media, despite being Halle Berry and that alone means she should have 10 million followers, but I guess she’s old, and thus shouldn’t even have social media…she’s got all this money, why bother posting to this nonsense like a peasant trying to be Halle Berry…makes no fucking sense… So Halle Berry, the leverage that your dad is black even though you never met him, because Hollywood like black face and can only black face with someone who has a black dad otherwise it’s racist, put together what she likely thought was clever content – her taking a shit…a dirty shit…while drinking wine…because when you’re in Hollywood letting some creepy dude watch you take a shit is how you get the big payouts…so why not be a peasant and share that with the world….. I guess, she’s out there knowing black lives matter, and that it’s a good time for a black girl, even when in blackface to cash in….so she’s doing it…on the toilet and at premieres…one last hurrah or something…because black don’t crazy… She was also at a premiere for a new movie she likely got paid too much to be in…showing some booty..after years of being a method actor who studies her roles…she knows black women are supposed to show booty…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halle Berry – Still a Fame Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is. Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her… So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her… That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam…. The post Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It seems like Bella Thorne may have pulled out her nipple for the paparazzi, because of course she did. She was raised to want as much attention as possible, to think fame is all that matters, and she finally found a hook to leverage the work her mother started, making her a Disney Kid, but hitting social media hard…with the right attitude…getting as naked and racy as possible… I find it a nice reminder of years ago when celebrity actually mattered, even these chaotic pics with the paparazzi and tits pulled out, groupie friends holding on and protecting their very important host body they leech off of, looking hot, filled with excitement…like a disaster, falling the fuck apart at the seams.. I don’t think this is going to end well, it’s already been a nose dive heavy and I’ve only known she’s exited for a year….fame..it’s one crazy drug that leads to more drugs and pre-mature death…but before that happens…TITS FOR DAYS…FOR EVERYONE…EAT THEM UP. PS that nipple pic looks weird. The post Bella Thorne Nipple FLash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It seems like Bella Thorne may have pulled out her nipple for the paparazzi, because of course she did. She was raised to want as much attention as possible, to think fame is all that matters, and she finally found a hook to leverage the work her mother started, making her a Disney Kid, but hitting social media hard…with the right attitude…getting as naked and racy as possible… I find it a nice reminder of years ago when celebrity actually mattered, even these chaotic pics with the paparazzi and tits pulled out, groupie friends holding on and protecting their very important host body they leech off of, looking hot, filled with excitement…like a disaster, falling the fuck apart at the seams.. I don’t think this is going to end well, it’s already been a nose dive heavy and I’ve only known she’s exited for a year….fame..it’s one crazy drug that leads to more drugs and pre-mature death…but before that happens…TITS FOR DAYS…FOR EVERYONE…EAT THEM UP. PS that nipple pic looks weird. The post Bella Thorne Nipple FLash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taylor Hill is a little boring…but she’s with Daphne Groeneveld who is hot…and I guess their rich and dialed in older boyfriends…because these yachts don’t come free…unless some shit got swindled hard in the negotiations that made the yacht company absorb the yacht cost to have two hot models on the yacht…but either way…whether rich dudes they fuck pay, or rich dudes who own the yacht are gifting cuz they want hot pussy on bikinis on the yacht…they are still hookers to me…and I guess my oopinion is the only one that matters since I am the only one here reading this…but not actually… it’s more being shat out of my mouth than anything really… But this Daphne Groeneveld…she’s pretty amazing….I am that round ass…is amazing…and I love young girls with round assese…there just seem to be so many around..and I want to be best friends with ALL of them. The post Taylor Hill Overrated White Girl with hot Daphne Groeneveld Models on Yachts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
