Danielle Sharp and the other Glamour Models who I used to ignore…represent the only thing that is fucking honest in the industry of babes in magazines…they are just tapping into the core of what matters in our society….and more importantly…in humanity…which is the fucking tits…and the willingness to show them off for fame…. They are like strippers…but more respected…with more of an audience…that bring us our basic needs without the bullshit…cuz they don’t think they are anything more than what they are…you know never too good to be softcore…cuz ultimately…it is just tits…but those tits…represent freedom….
Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves… Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…but I guess that would make jerking off to her twitter porn gay…so maybe we’ll just go along with the “This is his sister” story they are feeding us…it is best for all parties involved….
Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin Kate Upton Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin
In his upcoming autobiography, Arnold Schwarzenegger talks more candidly than ever about the lies and the actions that destroyed his marriage. One new detail revealed in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story ? Schwarzenegger only admitted his affair with housekeeper Mildred Patricia Baena after Maria Shriver asked him about it. In therapy. “The minute we sat down, the therapist turned to me and said, ‘Maria wanted to come here today and to ask about a child – whether you fathered a child with your housekeeper Mildred,'” the actor writes of an early January 2011 session. “I told the therapist, ‘It’s true.'” Schwarzenegger then started to beg. He says he told Shriver he had “screwed up” and she was the “perfect wife,” adding that he remained “turned on” by her. It didn’t work, of course, as Shriver filed for divorce later that year. But rumors sprung up in March that the pair might get back together , and Arnold makes it clear that his dream scenario. “You can call this denial,” he writes of an eventual reconciliation. “But it’s the way my mind works.” Schwarzenegger’s memoir comes out on October 1. Will you buy it? Yes, it sounds fascinating! No, why would I support him?!? View Poll »
The Real Housewives of New York City head to St. Barts for a girls week but did a fun filled night turn into a “Pirate Booty Call” for one housewife? We break down the lies, confessions, and speculation here in THG’s +/- recap. The ladies fly into to St. Barts and I must agree with Aviva and Carole.
My name is Shantal. I’m from Connecticut, so my cousin Kasey and I decided to camp outside of the Today Show to see Justin perform . Throughout the week, my friends we’re trying to trend #BiebsMeetShantal , which I didn’t know the reason as of why, but it trended #1 worldwide on Tuesday. Nothing had happened during the trend, so on Thursday I went down to NYC with Kasey and my mom. We made amazing friends in line, and we had heard that Justin was at the Trump Hotel in SoHo, so we had left (without permission) and took a subway to SoHo. We had no luck, but on our way back we had learned Justin had driven by, greeting fans. We were all hurt we missed our probably only chance to get close to Justin. I told my parents we were chasing his car, and so we avoided the trouble of leaving. So time went by and apparently the same friends who has trended #BiebsMeetShantal, began to trend #BiebsMeetShantalAtTheTodayShow and it was #1 worldwide again. Nothing had happened, and then it was around 11:55pm when I had received a direct message from Scooter Braun saying: “See u tomorrow.” I began to hastily direct message him back wondering what he had meant. I had gotten no response so I turned my phone off, and I turned it back on, I had seen a direct message from Kenny, asking for my number and telling me to meet him at 30 Rock at 6:30AM for an arrangement. I literally began flipping out, hyperventilating and just completely fangirling. At around 5:30, they began to let people into the show. I began to get nervous, because I didn’t want to be stuck inside the barricades when I have to meet Kenny. I was on the verge of crying at this point, because I was so confused as of what was happening. I was frantically messaging Kenny, trying to find out what was going on. Finally, I had received a call on where to go, and who to meet there. I met a guy Joe who took me into RockerFeller Plaza, downstairs to where Justin’s entire crew’s dressing room would be. We waited and we had met Kenny, Scrappy, DJ Tay James, Alfredo, and a few of the dancers, even Big Sean! Finally, I saw Justin coming through the door on my left, and I literally froze. He was past us when we finally decided to say Hi, and he gave us a peace sign before going into his dressing room. We waited around a bit, and Scooter came over to us, and we talked to him for a while, and he told us that Justin hates when he tucks his shirt into his pants, so Scooter tucked in his shirt and Justin called him a cowboy . After like 20 minutes Justin came running out of his dressing room with his microphone in and everything and was like, “HEY GUYS!” and we were like, “Hi Justin!” and he gave us a hug and told us he had to do soundcheck and he’d be down to hangout and take pictures after. We agreed and he started to walk away with Big Sean and Justin turned around and was like, “Aren’t you guys coming?” and we’re like “What?” and he’s like “Come on! Walk with us!” We couldn’t believe it, so we went after him and walked up the stairs with him and the crew, like an entourage. We reached the top of the stairs and honestly the room erupted into screams as we walked out the doors. Kenny handed us our passes and put us right next to the stage with the entire crew! Big Sean and his security were right next to us, and we wished him luck, he was honestly so nice. We watched Justin perform ‘Boyfriend’, ‘Baby’, and ‘As Long As You Love Me’. He got off stage for ‘All Around The World’ and let the dancers perform while he went back downstairs. Kenny told us to follow him and so we went downstairs. We talked to Scooter again, and he asked us how we were enjoying the show, and we we’re like, “It’s unreal.” Then Alfredo came over and was like, “It’s crazy up there,” and we talked to him, and then out of nowhere, Justin appeared behind Alfredo and was like play-choking him, and me and my cousin literally jumped against the wall, he scared us. Justin saw us and then copied us, going against the wall like us, and was like, “So I guess we’re gonna chill here right? And we all laughed. We were like thanking him for taking time to meet us. He would always smile at us, and was so genuinely happy. He asked us why we didn’t say Hi when he walked in and we were like, “You were the one who didn’t say hi!” and he was like “NO NO NO I SAID HI.” and we were like “LIES,” and Alfredo pointed at Justin’s bandana like you have this thing on bro, they can’t hear you. We we’re all joking around with each other. I asked him how his eyebrow was and he was showing us how it wouldn’t move, and I was moving one of my eyebrows mimicking him, and he was like, “Stop you’re faking it, you’re making fun of me.” He’s just so normal around his fans. We took pictures on his phone, we made thug faces in one picture , and it was funny because my cousin was like, “Let’s do thug faces,” which is a serious face, and he just knew. He laughed at it though, he was like “Thug faces haahhaahahahahah.” We continued talking for like 15 minutes, and I had told him about this awesome t-shirt design my friend had made, and I wanted to show him, but I didn’t have it on my phone. He had put his arm around me and was like, “Stay in school and I’ll design my own clothes, how about that?” and I was like “Fine I guess,” and then he gave me a huge kiss on the cheek and my face dropped. I couldn’t stop smiling. Afterwords we took a bunch of pictures, and Justin seemed upset he had to go perform. He gave us one last hug and told us he’d see us when he performs, and we were led outside to a spot near the stage. We watched Justin perform AGAIN, and honestly, it was amazing to see Justin give his all on stage. It was the best day of my entire life. Thank you so much Kenny and Scooter for setting this up, and thank you Justin for taking the time out of your hectic day for us! We love you! -@ BieberSergeant Link: My name is Shantal. I’m from Connecticut, so my cousin…
What to even say about this wild report out of Hong Kong, where the provocateurs at Apple Daily — basically the Daily Mail of the East — have published the scandalous allegations that actress Zhang Ziyi sexually serviced “various rich and powerful figures” in China from 2007 to 2011, starting with a disgraced politician and eventually earning the equivalent of $110 million for her “work.” Wait, what? Needless to say, the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star denies everything, from the report that she was paid roughly $950,000 to sleep with ousted Commerce Minister Bo Xilai in 2007 (a transaction that a source says was repeated at least 10 times over the ensuing years) to the claims by Bo’s former associate that he “pimped her out to two other high-level officials as well.” Nevertheless, pending a full investigation, the Chinese government is said to have forbid her travel to the Cannes premiere of her new adaptation of Dangerous Liaisons . (Co-star Cecilia Cheung attended in her place.) Zhang, meanwhile, has thanked her suporters and promised to bring the legal hammer down on Apple Daily, from whom her lawyers demanded a complete retraction and published apology (for starters): “Friends have advised us to release a short statement and not take this seriously. The more you argue, the more you will stir up. It would be better to step aside until people lose interest and the lies disappear. The innocent will always be innocent. “But this time we don’t want to be silent. If we leave these lies to spread, what is completely untrue will be at risk of becoming a half-truth. This time, we are telling those rumor-makers that we will respond. We will prove our side of the story; we’ll seek legal justice; we’ll find you in the darkest corner and go after you. “We will seek justice for Zhang Ziyi by taking legal action against Apple Daily and against any other media publishing these false reports.” Yikes . This will be interesting. Anyway, best of luck, Zhang! John Travolta knows a good lawyer if you need a little extra back-up. [ ONTD , China.org.cn ]
‘If it were totally up to me … it’d be great if everybody showed up,’ former bassist Duff McKagan told MTV News last month. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Vanessa WhiteWolf Duff McKagan Photo: MTV News Ever since Axl Rose very publically announced he wanted nothing to do with Guns N’ Roses induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, speculation has run rampant about just which (if any) of his former (or current) bandmates will be on hand to accept the honor. And with the ceremony set for Saturday in Cleveland, we’re still not sure. While Rose’s open letter to the Hall may have upset some , one former GN’R man probably wasn’t all that surprised. When MTV News sat down with bassist Duff McKagan (who served in Guns from 1985 until 1997) last month to discuss the paperback release of his biography “It’s So Easy and Other Lies,” well, he didn’t seem all that optimistic that his former bandmates would ever be able to put aside the past two decades of squabbles and appear at the Hall. “If it were totally up to me … it’d be great if everybody showed up,” he said. “If not, that’s the way it’s supposed to be. That’s it; it’s that simple for me.” And McKagan has already been down this path before: In 2007, he and his Velvet Revolver mates were tapped to induct — and subsequently jam with — Van Halen, a band whose backstory rivals possibly only GN’R’s in terms of acrimony. By all accounts, former frontman David Lee Roth and guitarist Eddie Van Halen were all set to let bygones be bygones, share the stage together and bask in the moment. Of course, that didn’t exactly happen . “Five years ago, we were going to be the band, and David Lee Roth was going to get on and sing with us, and Eddie was going to play with us, and those guys weren’t talking, but we were going to be the band and they were going to get up and play with us, somehow, ” he laughed. “And then it kind of fell apart, and we were already in New York, and we were kind of left holding the bag a little bit.” Still, even though he was eerily aware of all the drama that would come, McKagan was definitely touched by Guns’ induction into the Hall — mostly because he knows how much it means to his fans (take note, Axl). “It’s an honor. It’s not something I strove for my entire career, was not even on my radar, but I saw the outpouring of the fan reaction when we were nominated, and suddenly it became important, because I saw how important it was for people who got me to a place where I can be in a house and support my wife and kids,” he said. “And what a journey we had, going from a little club band, playing to three people to eventually playing stadiums, just out of thin air … and it’s really incredible for it to be 25 years later, talking about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.” Related Artists Guns N’ Roses
A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “Another Night” by Scene23. Lyrics: All night Did you know I was lonely Was I a fool to be foolin myself Was it your thrill when You made me believe all your lies I believed you cared for me I believed you had nothing to hide There was something about you That woke up my passion inside Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right So you think I decieved you Did you assume I was playing with your mind But would I waste my time If I didnt care Good things to come too easy I’ve been heart broken to many times You tried to hard to impress me You sould’ve figured out what it takes to intice me Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right Hey Hey wussup? You tell me wussup What do you mean Stop playing games tell me whats up Stop trippin I’m not hiding anything I’ve been real the whole time You sure dont look like it So what do you want me to do? Tell me how you feel Too many nights Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many … http://www.youtube.com/v/m2aBjYO_0D4?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Continued here: Another Night (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
