Chris Brown promised his fans an in-depth look at his life and he’s delivered with his new documentary “Welcome to My Life“. Breezy dives into some of the darkest moments in his life, including his relationship with Rihanna and his suicidal thoughts after their breakup. While there’s no official release date for the […]
CINEMACON AWARDS sounds like some nerd shit…nerd shit that is probably part of the reason she’s living the good life… Not only married a pretty boy rich actor who was smart enough to link up with nerds and give them the money needed to create their ideas at the right time – making him a billionaire…you know exploit those fucks without really exploiting them because your celebrity co-sign makes them rich too…. But because a lot of her fans are just weirdo nerds who lust after girls they grew up jerking off to as the voice of the Family Guy or the 14 year old on That 70s Show…who married and got knocked up by her co-star after getting AIDS from Macauley Culkin…because clearly she’s a damaged Russian immigrant…confused about how things work…but totally fucking marketable, especially now that she has tits. I am not hating on Mila Kunis and her Milk filled tits. She’s hot. She’s not offensive. I don’t care that she married and got knocked up by one of the most annoying faces to ever be on TV or Twitter…I don’t care that she’s living the billionaire celebrity life and is probably a spoiled brat cunt…I don’t care that she gets cast in a lot of movies as the love interest…or the HOT chick….because that’ll come to an end soon enough…and they gotta cast someone…and I don’t care about her life, her job, anything about her…because she doesn’t care about me… Not once has she reached out, sent me an email, asked how I am doing, asked what I was wearing, sent me a pic of her panties, taken me out to dinner, paid my rent because you know she can afford it, or offered to breast feed me… In 14 years of doing this blog shit, she’s never sent me one Christmas card, invited me on one trip, asked me to go to a museum or grocery shopping with her…. She never thanked me for ripping into Ashton’s ex-wife Demi Moore for being the monster she is and worst of all…she never got me a gift basket… Where’s my fucking GIFT BASKET Mila Kunis… No…your tits don’t count…ok fine…I’ll accept them as my own…you haggard old cunt. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Slick Rick Granted US Citizenship After living in the US since 1976 and helping pioneer American Hip Hop music… Slick Rick has finally been granted American citizenship, and seems as if he couldn’t be happier. Via TMZ : Slick Rick threw on his brand new Gucci underwear, went down to the court and became a U.S. citizen after 40 years in the country. We got shots of Rick celebrating outside a NYC courthouse where he was sworn in on Friday morning. The British born rap legend said, “I am so proud of this moment — and so honored to finally become an American citizen.” Rick the Ruler’s had immigration issues since 1990 when he did prison time for a self-defense shooting. He was eventually pardoned, but was threatened with deportation several times. He’s been working on becoming a citizen for more than 23 years. Rick says he’ll have dual citizenship … he’s not giving up his British passport. Rick moved to the Bronx in 1976 with his parents, and eventually met Doug E. Fresh in school. The rest is hip-hop history. Nice! He’s been here most of his life at this point, so it’s only right. Congrats on becoming one of us, Rick! Splash
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You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this…. But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public… What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them. Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up…. She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY… She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around… “Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.” She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER… She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER… When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt… Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore. The post Debby Ryan DUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big girl Jessica Simpson….and her massive tits is dressed like every thick girl video vixen with fat tits and a fat ass with a skinny waist trained stomach…this is straight out of the clubs of Miami….or a Kardashian sex tape…perfectly hood up on some Grimace crazy outfit shit. This is her million dollar weight watchers body, reminding you that even when you’re fat there is still hope, especially with these Texas BBQ fed tits…crop topped I am into hot mid 30s, but that’s just because she’s Jessica Simpson and has these tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits Dressed Like a Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Cansec. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the woman he married and knocked up was either a hooters girl or cheerleader…or cocktail waitress…or whoever was fucking a pro baseball player, who in the 90s was a huge fucking star, so much of a star that she made sure to get knocked up to ensure the life of luxury….THANKS VAGINA… You know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… Well, since she’s a hot, thin, rich kid, she’s done what is important, as a hot, think rich kid, and that’s became a model or instagram model who can leverage her name for jobs….and I encourage this behavior..since unlike the other rich kids making it as instagram models…this one is actually really fucking hot… And luckily, as an Instagram model..she’s gone topless….it’s what they need to do to matter…when they have a trust fund coming their way, why not do something fun that gives the attention they crave thanks to being little princesses with daddy issues…and that’s one of the best thing ever. Sure, these rich people are tedious, obvious, repetitive, but they are everywhere, it’s like everyone of these people has rich parents, and everyone with rich parents craves fame or attention because I guess they have good genes and can spend time and money maintaining hot… She’s doing such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction and a lot of daddy’s money to make real fucking magic… I love what’s to come… The post Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meadow Walker, daughter of the late actor Paul Walker, was awarded $10.1 in a settlement with Roger Rodas’ estate. Roger Rodas was the driver of the Porsche involved in the accident that killed both Walker and Rodas in 2013, which left fans shocked and devastated. Jeffrey Milam, Meadow’s attorney, released the following statement: “The amount paid by the estate of Roger Rodas into a trust for Meadow Walker only covers a fraction of what her father would have earned as an international movie star had his life not tragically been cut short. “Through his estate, Mr. Rodas, the driver of the car, took partial responsibility for the crash. Meadow’s lawsuit against Porsche AG—a $13 billion corporation—intends to hold the company responsibly for producing a vehicle that was defective and caused Paul Walker’s death.” Earlier this week, Rodas’ widow lost her lawsuit against Porsche, which included allegations of negligence, wrongful death and product liability. Speaking on the Rodas case, Milam pointed out that the cases were too different to compare . “The issues in the cases are very different,” he told E! News . “The federal case was filed on behalf of Roger Rodas, who was the driver of the Porsche Carrera GT and was killed instantly upon impact.” “Meadow’s father, Paul Walker, was a passenger in the car. He survived the crash but was trapped and burned to death because of the vehicle’s defects.” Last Father’s Day, Meadow, who is now 17, shared a sweet throwback photo of herself as a baby embracing her late father.