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Someone Bought Their Lamb To College And Now It’s Attending Seminars

Mary had a little lamb, who majored in Poli-Sci?

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Kanye West Gives Detailed Interview About Taylor Swift And Explains His $53 Million Dollar “Debt” Talk [Video]

Wednesday, February 17 2016 – Kanye West is in a great mood smiling and chatting up photographers as he catches a flight out of Los Angeles after just having arrived yesterday. When asked if he thinks Taylor Swift is obnoxious, he responds “All positive vibes.” On his recent Twitter rants, he tells them, “I spent $53 million over the past thirteen years chasing my dreams, and I just wanted to make sure all entrepreneurs in America knew that it’s possible to go under and still make it out.” He also wears a “Justice for All” embroidered bomber jacket and gets really friendly with a photog asking what his dog’s name is.

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Grab The Kleenex: Husband Spends More Than 20 Years Planting A Garden Of Flowers For His Blind Wife To Smell

Husband Creates Garden For His Blind Wife To Smell A doting husband has dedicated his life to making his blind wife smile. Toshiyuki Kurogi and his wife Yasuko Kuroki have been together for man than 30 years but their bond got tighter after she began losing her sight. According to Buzzfeed : After 30 years of marriage, Mrs Kuroki suddenly lost her sight after developing complications relating to diabetes. According to RocketNews24 it was devastating for the couple, who had risen early every morning to tend to their cows while bringing up three children – they had planned to go on a trip around the country in their retirement. Depressed, Mrs Kuroki sealed herself away from the world. Her husband wanted to give her something she could enjoy, and he found the answer after he saw people admiring their pink shibazakura flower. He thought that if he planted more, people would come over to their house to keep his wife company. This is beautiful!!!!!

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Here Are Disney Villains Without A Stitch Of Makeup On Their Faces

See a clean-faced Cruella De Vil and an eyelash-less Evil Queen.

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Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day

Kylie Jenner is one of the most famous creatures, and I use that word gently, I’ve seen her in person and she’s more of a horror movie monster, with pounds of fleshy stapled to her face in the form of BOTOX…at 18 and this one is the one I hope falls into serious drug addiction and fails terribly. She’s the Michael Jackson of the family, the Gary Coleman, the child star who has such a distorted sense of reality because she doesn’t remember when they were modest Los Angeles county living multi millionaires thanks to LIFE cereal and her mom fucking and getting knocked up by OJ Simpson…and his legal team. Either way, this shoot for Wonderland magazine is a pretty big deal because the pictures are by Richard Kern, who may not be a Helmut Newton or any other really celebrated photographer, but he is one of the original nude hipster photographers, probably in his 50s or 60s, who has never been accused of being a Terry with the girls, but who is still an old creep that hangs out with young girls and shoots them naked for a bunch of things, like his own pervert “art” books and Vice Magazine, with a feature called “Shot By Kern” that had both hot and disgusting girls, before Vice became part of MTV or FOX or whoever the fuck bought VICE turning it into the mainstream packaged as ALTERNATIVE shit it is…. Doesn’t matter, because we haven’t seen the pics yet, she may not even be naked but for those of you who know creepy photographers, you know that when all they want is a girl naked, it’s not about the art – but rather about them jerking off to the outtakes, and of course they act like it’s not, they want you to come back for more and tell your friends how professional the motherfucker is so he get more and more outtakes of naked 18-20 year olds, shooting them all fucking day…. I’ll post the pics when they happen. The post Kylie Jenner for Richard Kern in Wonderland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kanye West Calls Taylor Swift a FAKE ASS, Goes Ballistic in SNL Meltdown – Listen!

Guys, we really tried to make it through an entire day without reporting on another Kanye West rant, but alas, there is another that just couldn’t be ignored. This time, it’s in audio form, and you can listen to it below. In a clip obtained by Page Six , you can hear Kanye call Taylor Swift a “fake ass” and go off on an expletive-filled tirade backstage before his performance last week on Saturday Night Live . Kanye has received much backlash over a controversial lyric in his new song “Famous,” in which he says he might have sex with Taylor, since he “made that bitch famous.” “Don’t f*ck with me! Don’t f*ck with me! Don’t f*ck with me!” he screams in the clip, after going on about how he’s 50 percent more influential than notable figures in history including Pablo Picasso, Stanley Kubrick, Pablo Escobar and Paul the Apostle. We don’t know who did his calculations, but we’ve a feeling they’re a hair off. But the one who’s truly off – his rocker – is Kanye. Yeezy was so worked up over a problem with the set that he nearly walked out and left the show high and dry with no musical guest. View Slideshow: Kanye West Rants on Twitter, Defends Taylor Swift Lyric “Just moments leading into the live show, and during the live show, Kanye had a meltdown and threatened to walk off,” said one production insider. “He freaked out about how the set was arranged.”  Another source told Page Six that Kanye was heard calling the SNL crew “white motherf**kers.” Kanye has arguably made himself famous (nevermind Taylor) by acting like a bona fide, screamy nut job, but his latest antics are stirring up even more controversy than usual. His former co-writer and close friend Rhymefest recently tweeted that ‘Ye was in need of “spiritual and mental” counseling , and that he should “step away from the public & yesmen & heal.”   Someone close to him, if not a mental health professional, definitely needs to get into this man’s head and tell him to GET A MOTHERLOVING GRIP. And if you don’t believe us, hear it for yourself (audio NSFW): Kanye West SNL Meltdown

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Prince Rocks Winged Eyeliner Better Than You in Passport Photo

Most women who have attempted winged eyeliner know that no matter how steady your hand, nine times out of 10 you wind up looking like Alice Cooper in a windstorm. But Prince rocks the look like a friggin’ boss – in his passport photo, no less. The “Purple Rain” singer posted this shot of himself to Twitter, also writing “PRINCE ROGERS NELSON::PASSPORT PICTURE 2/11/16.” It’s so perfect you’d think the man has been taking lessons from the queen of winged eyeliner herself, Adele. The artist also sports a perfectly coiffed afro, finely-groomed eyebrows and flawless skin. You gotta hand it to the guy for bringing the glam, even in his passport pic. We’re also happy to report that Prince seems to have really gotten the hang of Twitter. When he first joined a couple years ago, he posted his first “selfie,”  although the photo featured nothing but some smoke . Prince is currently on tour in Australia performing with nothing but a piano and a microphone. During his first show in Melbourne, Prince dedicated a performance of his hit song “Little Red Corvette” to Vanity, his former girlfriend who died earlier this week .  “Her and I used to love each other deeply,” he said of his former flame , whose real name was Denise Matthews. “She loved me for the artist I was, I loved her for the artist she was trying to be. She and I would fight. She was very headstrong cos she knew she was the finest woman in the world. She never missed an opportunity to tell you that.” He continued to sharing more memories of her and added, “I probably shouldn’t be telling this story, but she’d want us to celebrate her life and not mourn her.” Vanity was 57. View Slideshow: 24 Musicians Who Died Too Young

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A Seemingly Simple Brain Teaser Is Driving Everyone Bananas (And Coconuts And Apples)

Have you solved it?

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A Seemingly Simple Brain Teaser Is Driving Everyone Bananas (And Coconuts And Apples)

Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day

Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube… I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood. So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher… Here’s the premise: Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection. She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits… The post Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Who Is Cable? Breaking Down Deadpool’s Post-Credits Scene

So now that you’ve seen Deadpool , here’s everything you need to know about Cable.

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