Kate Moss is still showing her tits, reminding all of you old washed up coke sluts, trying to pull your life together because you committed your youth to the party life, that you are never too old to show your tits, even when you are too old to show you tits…. This is up on some Madonna, hot in the early 90s, but still kind of hot to weirdos like me, because no matter how much cocaine and cock she has unprotected sex with, I will always think she’s lovely. Like most gay men, despite not being gay, even though I love ass play, I’m into Kate Moss.
Early this morning, Teresa Giudice reported to prison to begin her 15 months as a resident of Danbury Correctional Institution in Connecticut. We already know that Teresa will be “targeted” by other inmates as a result of her fame, but now we’re beginning to receive more details about the disgraced reality star’s final hours as a free woman, as well as what her life will be like behind bars. Around 2 am Monday morning (just over an hour before she turned herself in to authorities), Teresa was spotted at Elmer’s Diner in Danbury, enjoying an egg sandwich as her last non-prison meal. Witnesses say she looked surprisingly upbeat, and spent most of the meal on her phone, saying goodbye to family and friends. She was joined by her husband, and hopefully they made the most of their time together, because sources say Joe might be forbidden from visiting Teresa for the entirety of her sentence: “There is a good chance that Teresa and Joe will not even be able to see each other while they are serving their time, because you are not allowed visits from anyone who has been convicted of a felony,” says former convict Jody Gibson. Joe of course, pled guilty to the same fraud charges for which Teresa is now doing time. Joe’s 41-month sentence will begin after Teresa is released. In addition to the bad news, Gibson has some important advice for Teresa: “There are certain rules that she will quickly learn,” Gibson says. “For example, if she is not up on her hygiene, the other girls will complain and they will get everyone to gang up on her.” “Even though Teresa is a strong woman, she must learn to get through her sentence by not accepting favors, not making any friends, and not making promises to anyone.” Should be easy enough. If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online , then you already know Teresa is highly skilled at not making friends. Good luck in there, T! 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.
Do you have a smart phone? Tablet? Laptop? Like most of us, you probably have at least two out of three of those devices, and while science keeps telling us that screens are interfering with our lives, a new study suggests it may be even worse than we though. The Brigham and Women’s Hospital in… Read more »
Tara Reid has had a few ups and a lot of downs during her years in the spotlight. Recently, Tara’s been enjoying a minor career renaissance thanks to her role in the unexpectedly popular Sharknado films. She’s even released a perfume called “Shark,” but we can’t really blame her for trying to cash in while she can. American Pie was a long, long time ago, and the years haven’t been particularly kind to Tara. In a recent interview, Reid said she was “butchered” by a plastic surgeon , but she said that she’s still open to the possibility of having more work done. No one knows for certain if Tara has gone under the knife again, but if she has endured more nips and tucks we think it’s safe to say she found a more competent doc this time around: Tara posted the above photo to Instagram yesterday with a caption reading simply, “Happy new year.” We’re sure it’s a happy one for Tara, who’s semi-relevant again for the first time since the late 90s. (Like we said, American Pie was officially forever ago.) More importantly, however, Tara looks healthy and sober-ish, which hasn’t happened since she was able to pass as a high school student in a movie about violating pastries. Granted, she could be benefiting from expert Photoshopping here, but there’s no way she could afford to pay someone to do it, and if she altered the pic herself, then she must have put down the bottle for a good 10-15 minutes, which beats her record for the last five years combined! Tara Reid Bikini Photos 1. Tara Reid Bikini Pic Tara Reid poses in a bikini on the beach, and lo and behold, she looks amazing.
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