Dylan Penn is Sean Penn’s daughter…she’s a model..which was apparently a really difficult job to get being Sean Penn’s daughter…he hasn’t been in Hollywood for the last 30 years and he doesn’t have a recognizable name, or any connections with massive agents, that he could call to say “hey my daughter’s not into school, or doing anything of substance in her life, and I’ve got enough money to give her so she doesn’t need to work, can you get her some modelling gigs to validate her, yes I know everyone is a model thanks to instagram, but just make her a legit one so she doesn’t feel left out by her other rich, vapid, useless model because they are rich…friends”….that is my Sean Penn impression, it is not the future, but connected brats being models is…and that’s not to say Dylan Penn doesn’t deserve the attention because the cum that made her is A List…it’s to say there are hotter girls out there who are better suited for this, but just not as interesting because they don’t have connected parents…and more importantly, any girl who aspires to be a model – is garbage you should promise things to…but only if she lets you pee on her…so you always have the upper hand…
Have a relative who’s constantly lamenting the central role technology has come to play in our lives? A friend who decides to “quit Facebook” three times a year but has yet to threaten a halt to the constant stream of selfies hitting their Instagram? What about a co-worker who makes a big deal about heading… Read more »
Admit it: you didn’t think it was possible to top that Tom Hiddleston vs. Benedict Cumberbatch Dance-Off, did you? Or perhaps you preferred Kevin Hart taking on Josh Gad during their appearance on Ellen. Either way, the Internet now has a favorite viral dance-off video to gush over, as a YouTube user named Sharidon Johnson posted the following footage online, writing as a caption to explain how it came to be: “Was pulling up the carpet and listening to old school hip hop. My daughter comes up to me and says, ‘Dad let’s dance battle!’ Let’s do it!!” AMAZING Father-Daughter Dance-Off Watch now and decide: Who won this totally adorable dance-off? It’s been an exciting, precious year in general for kids dancing. Consider, for example, this little girl on a New York City subway platform and how she made the day of absolutely everyone in her presence. Then, consider a few other examples of fun dance-offs that turned into recent Web sensations: 13 Totally Awesome Dance-Offs: And the Winners Are… 1. Texas Tech Football Dance-Off The Texas Tech football team engaged in a dance-off in this awesome video. Watch now!
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