I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…
Kate Upton put her big tits to good use, as she does some magazine called The Man Magazine, which I guess creates sexist content for men, that make treat us like tit loving, 6-pack ab wanting, trying to get laid, idiots…as men magazines do…I’ve never heard of the magazine, because I am more about looking at girl’s assholes, working on getting as fat as I can without dying, and prefer my face smothered by hookers than sex with sluts I meet in a club…I guess I’m not a generic man, designed to live the life the media wants me to…. Either way, they photo shopped her so hard that she looked like a Sears catalog, despite being a buffet owner’s worst nightmare, the kind of girl who throws off their pricing model by eating all the fucking food…. But I guess when she’s photoshopped her tits look less sloppy and that’s a good thing…
Kaley Cuoco is something of an Instagram fiend and clearly enjoys documenting every moment of her life for her fans…even the occasions that should definitely be kept private. Kaley posted the above selfie along with the caption “It’s not all glitz and glamour people!!!! I’m soooo vein…” leading many to the assumption that she’s being treated for varicose veins which probably meant a series of shots in her leg, hence the less than comfortable expression on her face. That look is probably why most people don’t snap selfies during medical procedures, but boundaries have never been Kaley’s strong suit. Remember that time Kaley was topless on Instagram ? How about when she pretended to get a haircut as some sort of super-lame prank on her fans? We could do a whole 80s-sitcom-style clip show just reminiscing on Kaley’s weirdest Instagram moments. So what’s the deal with that? Is she not getting enough attention from her new husband? Photos from Memorial Day weekend show Kaley and Ryan Sweeting all over each other at a beach party. They seem to be happy, but maybe she’s just sort of person who can never get enough attention…we’re guessing a lot actors have that problem. We’re not concerned or complaining, just wondering why a newly married young woman with a fulfilling career would spend so much time uploading photos of herself…and why she would pick “Norman Cook” as her Instagram handle. 21 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.
We doubt Casper Smart is cheating on Jennifer Lopez. Why not? We present the following music video as proof. It’s for the track “First Love” and it features J. Lo sizzling in a desert location. Rolling around on the ground in a revealing bathing suit, the American Idol hottie romances a mystery man while singing: “I wish you were my first love because if you were first, baby there would be no second, third or fourth love.” Seriously, who would cheat on this?!? Be amazed that Lopez is 44 years old now: Jennifer Lopez “First Love” Video
There’s one every season on The Bachelorette. One contestant who may have a girlfriend back at home and who may be there for the … wait … … Wrong reasons. Cody Sattler, the jacked personal trainer, is presented in the show’s latest sneak preview as the latest, unlikely candidate for this villainous role. Cody doesn’t seem like he has a remote chance of winning the thing, but he also doesn’t really strike us as duplicitous enough to pull such a maneuver. Yet that’s the implication as we see Andi Dorfman confront him about the subject in ABC’s promo for Sunday and Monday’s TWO-NIGHT EVENT. At least it looks like that’s what’s about to go down. We don’t get to see Cody’s response, and this show is gold standard of misleading preview clips. The network promises that one bachelor is going to receive some bad news from home, which could be related to this … or something entirely different. Check it the teaser below and see what you think: The Bachelorette Season 10 Episodes 3 & 4 Preview The official synopsis reads: “Andi hits the road with her 16 remaining bachelors to the beautiful coastal city of Santa Barbara, California.” “Nick V., who has had his share of doubts about this journey, will get a chance to ease his worries on a day-long tour of the city with Andi.” “Twelve guys get the date of a lifetime when they discover they will be singing with R&B icons ‘Boyz II Men,’ but are stunned to find out it will be in front of a live concert audience. “J.J. and Andi take a leap into the very far future when they are turned into a sweet 80-year-old couple by Hollywood makeup artists and proceed to fool the Santa Barbara citizens.” Meanwhile, the teaser goes on to say, “one bachelor receives devastating news that brings his search for love to a halt, but how will Andi react?” “And a major confrontation between some of the men brings questions about whether one of them is here just for a good time.” The plot thickens! Who do you think is there for the WRONG REASONS and who will win Andi’s heart when the final rose is doled out this summer? Check out The Bachelorette spoilers page on THG for more on that subject, and share your comments, predictions and theories with us below! The Bachelorette Season 10 Cast 1. Eric Eric Hill is the The Bachelorette contestant who passed away after the season, which has been dedicated to his memory.
Note to January Jones: There are better ways than this to make a point. Safer ways, too. The Mad Men actress took to Instagram this week in order to state how much she despises selfies snapped behind the wheel… only to prove her point by snapping a selfie behind the wheel. “hate selfies while driving, I look so distracted. #bvlgari #beatit,” Jones wrote as a caption to the following image. At least Jones didn’t actually crash while taking this picture. And then post the video of that car crash online while in the hospital. Kendall Jenner also filmed footage of herself driving , making silly faces into the camera while other vehicle sped on by. And, trust us, January Jones: you do not want to start acting like Kendall Jenner . 19 Types of Celebrity Selfies 1. The Cleavage Selfie Cleavage and boob selfies abound on Instagram and Twitter. Kind of like Courtney Stodden’s boobs abound in this selfie.
Marilyn Manson on Sons of Anarchy? Seems like a perfect match, doesn’t it? FX confirmed today that the scary rocker will recur on the final season of that cable smash as a white supremacist in prison. Look for him to get close to Charlie Hunnam’s Jax Teller in order to expand his power behind bars. Manson is set to release a new album and kick off a new tour and he apparently lobbied SOA creator Kurt Sutter for the role. “Sons has been such a big part of my life, as well as my father’s,” said Manson in a statement. “So I was determined to make him proud by being involved in what will probably be remembered as the most amazing piece of television cinema. After all, the very heart of SOA is about that relationship. So, now all I need is a motorcycle.” You can watch Sons of Anarchy online via TV Fanatic prior to the final season revving up this fall.
Stacy Keibler demonstrates one of the main Selfie’s that should be banned from the Selfie Movement, and that is the Pregnant bikini Selfie, because although she’s hyped that her uterus can make babies, no one else wants to see that alien growing inside a bitch in an outfit or article of clothing that is normally something that is foreplay to masturbation…but here she is, out of contract with Gay Clooney, and showing the world that she is like 99 percent of women and capable of getting knocked up if cummed in at the right time… It’s really nothing impressive or erotic but you would still try to get a face fuck the baby while it inside of her or just fuck the baby out of her or even be romantic and stepfather the fucker even though being a stepfather is the fucking worst. Trust me. I’ve devoted my life to it…
