She said, “This is the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. Happy to make one of your your dreams come true. We all love you so much. Enjoy yourself. http://www.youtube.com/v/PatV833cuIg?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Continue reading here: Justin Bieber Ticket SURPRISE July 13, 2013
Halle Berry is headed to your living room. Calm down, though, fellas. The Academy Award winner has been tapped to headline Extant , a CBS drama produced by Steven Spielberg that skipped the pilot process and was ordered straight to series by the network in August. It will focus on Berry as an astronaut who returns from a year-long solo mission in space and learns that her experiences there will play a key role in the future of mankind. Hmmm… sounds interesting. And very attractive. “I’m always on the lookout for amazing roles and when you see material that contains this strong of auspices, nuance and complexity it compels me to run toward it no matter the medium,” said Berry. “For five months a year I’ll get to live with and play this incredibly intelligent and vulnerable woman, and for the remainder of the year I’ll continue to look for other roles that move me as deeply as this one.” It makes sense that Berry would select a television role at the moment: filming a television series does not require the sort of travel and crazy shooting schedule of a movie. And the pregnant newlywed – congrats, Olivier Martinez ! – will soon have a very good reason to wanna be at home more: a new baby!
Madonna’s life has been an open book for so long that few things surprise us, but one striking admission in the new Harper’s Bazaar is an exception: Shortly after arriving in New York City as a scrappy unknown from Rochester, Mich., in 1978, with dreams of stardom, the singer was a victim of rape. “New York wasn’t everything I thought it would be,” she recalls. “It did not welcome me with open arms . The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a building I was dragged up to with a knife in my back.” Madonna also says that she “had my apartment broken into three times. I don’t know why; I had nothing of value after they took my radio the first time.” The future icon dropped out of the University of Michigan, where she had a dance scholarship, to move to the Big Apple. She describes that experience: “I was defiant. Hell-bent on surviving. On making it. But it was hard and it was lonely, and I had to dare myself every day to keep going.” “Trying to be a professional dancer” entailed “paying my rent by posing nude for art classes, staring at people staring at me naked.” “Daring them to think of me as anything but a form,” Madonna says, “that they were trying to capture with their pencils and charcoal.” The queen, a predecessor to Miley Cyrus , Britney Spears, Rihanna , Lady Gaga and many others, writes of her first few years of fame: “When you’re 25, it’s a little bit easier to be daring, especially if you are a pop star, because eccentric behavior is expected from you.” “At 35, I was divorced and looking for love in all the wrong places. I decided that I needed to be more than a girl with gold teeth and gangster boyfriends.” “More than a sexual provocateur imploring girls not to go for second-best. I began to search for meaning and a real sense of purpose in life.” “I wanted to be a mother.” Now a mother of four – biological kids Lourdes and Rocco, and adopted children David and Mercy – she says adopting David was “a real low point in my life.” “I didn’t know that trying to adopt a child was going to land me in another sh– storm,” she says of the baby she brought home from Malawi. “I was accused of kidnapping, child trafficking, using my celebrity muscle to jump ahead in the line, bribing government officials, witchcraft, you name it.” “I could get my head around people giving me a hard time for simulating masturbation onstage, publishing my Sex book, even kissing Britney Spears.” “But trying to save a child’s life was not something I thought I would be punished for,” she adds, although, “In any case, I got through it. I survived.”
Jim, you have to do better. Jim Jones Arrested For Driving Under The Influence Jim caught fade with cops and he says he was racially profiled. According to TMZ Rapper Jim Jones was arrested for cruising around high — and allegedly at high speed — this morning in the Bronx … TMZ has learned. According to law enforcement sources … NYPD pulled JJ over around 2 AM for speeding on a highway … and when officers approached his Chevy Impala (baller) — they say he had bloodshot eyes and he looked out of it. We’re told they put Jones through some field sobriety tests … which he did NOT pass with flying colors. Sources tell us JJ refused a breathalyzer test back at the police station, and was booked for driving under the influence of drugs. We’re told the drug is believed to be sticky icky. Time to get his life together…he is too old to keep getting popped for stupid isht. Continue reading →
Chrissy Teigan is married…and in being married has found a new low level strategy to get noticed…that involves showing her nippple.. She’s a little Pug-Faced, and not in a good way, because if you know anything about me or the site, I have a #stepPUG and I call myself a Pug Whisperer, but human pugs aren’t quite as cute… She’s just not really hot at all, and sure she has tits and a body, and has been in SI, but I think it’s time for her to just get knocked up and live that gold digging wife life… She bores me, even with all her twitter jokes….that suck…time to shut it down.
I don’t know if it is because I have no soul, or because I find death worth laughing at since we all die…or if it is because I hate suicidal people and all their throwing their life away because it sucks, even though life sucks for everyone, even people with everything, it’s just human nature to be miserable, but some of us are better at laughing it off… So there’s something very funny about idiots who try to kill themselves and totally fail, you know end up surviving, because they suck at everything they do… But in this case, dude was saved by a pedestrian who was just chilling, only to be landed on by some asshole suicidal prick…and apparently…the pedestrian died…proving that this Suicidal idiot….is now a murderer…that’s gonna real If you don’t like seeing an idiot sucidal murderer fleeing the scene…here’s a video of a smoking’ hot fiery date…
Lamar, Khloe is your last lifeline. Lamar Complaining Khloe Acts Like His Mother Lamar needs someone to perform a captain save a ho because he’s going down fast. The dirty doggin’ with sloppy white chicks messed up his image, but smoking rocks will kill him if he doesn’t stop soon. According to Radar Online Lamar Odom is complaining to friends that his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian acts like his mother, RadarOnline.com has been told. Even though the couple of four years are no longer living under the same roof, “Khloe calls all the shots in Lamar’s life,” said the insider. “She makes sure his assistant gets paid and is contact with Lamar on almost a daily basis,” the source told Radar. “It has always been this way in their marriage. Khloe is extremely controlling, almost to the point of Lamar feeling suffocated. It’s no secret Lamar loves candy and Khloe would nag him constantly about it when she was attempting to lose weight earlier this year. It wasn’t about the candy, it was about Khloe getting her way, always. Lamar refused to give it up. He complained, ‘She acts like she’s my mother.’” Adding to the dynamic of Khloe, 30, “wearing the pants in the relationship” is that Odom, 33, defers to Khloe for everything in his life. “From what to wear, business deals, you name it, Lamar consults her for everything,” the source said. “So, for as much as Lamar complains about Khloe’s controlling ways, he contributes to it as well and needs to own it.” Nightmare marriage. As the coupled celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary against the backdrop of his drug addiction and serial infidelities, the youngest Kardashian sister was telling friend she was still prepared to save the marriage. “She wants him to get better, but there is a lot to work out,” one insider told PEOPLE. “She’s taking everything one day at a time and concentrating on herself. The source said that the E! star is still processing the news that Odom was unfaithful and heavily into drugs, saying the former hostess of The X Factor “never thought she would be in this position.” Said the insider: “Two years ago she would have thought they’d be happily married with kids. It’s been so hard to carry this secret and try to save not only Lamar but their marriage. It’s taken a toll but she’s one fierce lady.” Another source told Radar: “Both Khloe and Lamar need to own their issues and how it contributed to the current state of their marriage. “Khloe was very impulsive and got engaged to Lamar after only one month, which wasn’t a good decision,” they said. “She likely ignored big warning signs because she wanted to be married to a very successful professional basketball player. Lamar isn’t the only one with the issues.” Poor Lamar, when you marry into the Kardashian clan, be prepared for your life to be taken over: Invasion of the Body Snatchers style. Guess Lamar couldn’t have candy so he turned to smoking rocks. SMH.
Glee actress Heather Morris and her longtime boyfriend Taylor Hubbell became parents over the weekend, welcoming their first-born son Elijah. A first look at little Elijah swaddled in a blanket emerged online shortly after Heather Morris gave birth , courtesy of Taylor’s brother Adam. Take a look! The picture shows the little one, not even 48 hours old, sleeping peacefully on his bed. “The newest Mr. Hubbell #sayuncle,” the proud uncle wrote. Taylor Hubbell moved in with Heather Morris, his high school sweetheart from Arizona, in L.A. right after he graduated from the University of Louisiana in 2012. “He just finished school. He’s moving in with me,” the former Beyonce Knowles backup dancer said during a Late Show appearance a year ago. Soon after, he got Heather Morris nude and, well, the rest is history. While the pregnancy was not planned, the dancer-turned-actress made no secret of her desire to settle down with her longtime beau at some point. “I want to marry Taylor and have kids with him. I love acting, but if it affects my relationship, then I won’t continue doing it,” she told Fitness in a 2011 interview. Morris is putting that theory into practice. She is still among the Glee Season 5 cast but has been downgraded from a main to a recurring member. Congratulations to the couple on their beautiful baby boy!
An elephant has once again broken the heart of the Internet. A few weeks after cameras caught a baby elephant crying because his mother tried to stomp on him, a photo has surfaced of one of these animals in Africa standing over her deceased friend. According to photographer John Chaney – who snapped the image as part of the 2012 National Geographic Traveler photo contest – the female stood guard over the corpse of her fellow creature for hours, chasing off birds and predators and eventually wrapping her trunk around her pal’s tusk. The photo was taken in 2007, but only recently went viral. As memorable and as depressing as this picture is, we can at least take solace in knowing that elephants can also know unbridled joy. Take this one playing soccer , or this elephant playing in the pool . Still, too many elephants in are being killed for their ivory (35,000 in 2012 alone, according to wildlife conversation groups), an issue Hillary Clinton hopes to do something about. The Secretary of State has announced an $80 million effort to stop this senseless slaughtering. “Unless the killing stops, African forest elephants are expected to be extinct within 10 years. I can’t even grasp what a great disaster this is ecologically, but also for everyone who shares this planet,” she said.
Mary Jane Jarman, a mom jogging with her eight-month-old son in a stroller in New York City, fought off a would-be attacker with a bike pump last Friday. Mom Fights Off Attacker With Bike Pump The 33-year-old was jogging on the Hudson River Greenway near Manhattan’s Henry Hudson Parkway and 190th Street when she was accosted. A strange man jumped out from a behind a wall holding a broken glass bottle, she recalled, and menacingly telling her to “Come here, come here.” Jarman began to run for her life, making it about 100 yards down the path before he grabbed her in a bear hug and took her down to the ground. Her baby stroller was knocked over in the process, but Jarman fought back. After hitting him over the head with the tire pump, she sent him packing. “I started screaming, trying to attract attention. He came at me,” said Jarman, after speaking to police detectives at the 34th Precinct station house. Jarman said she managed to struggle free and reached for a hand-held bike pump she had in the stroller, bashing the attacker over the head 2-3 times. Hard, it sounds like. “I kept hitting him,” she said, showing the shattered pieces of what remained of the black and silver metal bike pump, which she brings “to defend myself.” The mother of two said her first thought was to protect her 8-month old son, Thane, who lay silent in the stroller beside her during the terrifying attack. “I was protecting him with my life,” she said. Jarman said the man “didn’t try to get my phone” or anything else. “His sole intent was to hurt me.” Jarman said after she beat the man repeatedly, he released her and retreated, telling her in broken English, “I’m really sorry, I’m sick,” she said. The man fled, leaving her shaken and alone. She said she called 911 repeatedly, but the calls kept dropping in the thickly wooded area. She finally flagged down a biker on the path, who helped her. Police said they are searching for the attacker, while the jogging enthisiast and mom says the incident left her afraid to use the path home again. “I’m going to take a different route,” Jarman said . Some pepper spray might be a good idea too.