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Jobs: New Poster Has a Rather Colorful Ashton Kutcher

Steve Jobs himself was a colorful character so it seems only right that in this new Jobs poster, Ashton Kutcher gets the full spectrum treatment. After seeing the  Jobs trailer , there was no doubt that not only does Ashton Kutcher look a lot like Steve Jobs, but also Josh Gad bears a striking resemblance to Steve Wozniak. The new images from the film released today just drive that point home. Check out plenty more Jobs images after the jump!   It’d be easy to think you throw some 70’s era clothes on a couple guys and they could maybe pass for Jobs and Wozniak but I think we can all agree, casting made a great call with these two actors. Not too long to wait for this biopic as  Jobs opens on August 16th.  Looking for more movie pics? Check out new  R.I.P.D.  images now!

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Jobs: New Poster Has a Rather Colorful Ashton Kutcher

Jobs: New Poster Has a Rather Colorful Ashton Kutcher

Steve Jobs himself was a colorful character so it seems only right that in this new Jobs poster, Ashton Kutcher gets the full spectrum treatment. After seeing the  Jobs trailer , there was no doubt that not only does Ashton Kutcher look a lot like Steve Jobs, but also Josh Gad bears a striking resemblance to Steve Wozniak. The new images from the film released today just drive that point home. Check out plenty more Jobs images after the jump!   It’d be easy to think you throw some 70’s era clothes on a couple guys and they could maybe pass for Jobs and Wozniak but I think we can all agree, casting made a great call with these two actors. Not too long to wait for this biopic as  Jobs opens on August 16th.  Looking for more movie pics? Check out new  R.I.P.D.  images now!

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Paula Deen Cites Prop 8 Ruling in Seeking Lawsuit Dismissal

Embattled celebrity chef Paula Deen is using an unusual legal argument to hit back at Lisa Jackson, the former employee suing her for discrimination. Deen’s camp cited the Supreme Court’s June 26 decision striking down California’s Prop 8 as a reason a court should dismiss Jackson’s lawsuit. How does that work, you ask? Lisa Jackson filed a federal complaint against Deen and her brother, Bubba Hiers, for subjecting her to racial harassment and a hostile work environment. Among other things, Jackson alleges that Deen made racist remarks about her employees. Paula denies this, but admits using racial slurs in the past. The Food Network decided not to renew her contract as a result of that admission, and a slew of the famed cook’s sponsors dumped her, as well. Now Deen’s legal team is hitting back hard against Jackson, charging in a brief that one of the plaintiff’s core claims against Paula is a complete lie. Specifically, Deen says Jackson’s claim that she was personally offended by Paula’s utterance of racial slurs since she has biracial nieces is untrue. Her lawyers have cited evidence that Jackson’s nieces are actually those of her partner’s, and that the little girls are Hispanic, not African-American. As such, Deen’s attorneys noted the opinion of the Supreme Court and Chief Justice John Roberts on the Hollingsworth vs. Perry Prop 8 case. In order to have standing to sue, a person must prove they have “suffered a concrete and particularized injury that is fairly traceable to the challenged conduct.” “In other words, for a federal court to have authority under the Constitution to settle a dispute, the party before it must seek a remedy for a personal and tangible harm.” In Deen’s view, given that Jackson is white, she doesn’t have standing to bring the case because she herself didn’t suffer personally from race discrimination. She also lied or at least embellished the alleged discrimination. The court has yet to rule in the case, which has already torpedoed Deen’s empire. You can bet she will fight this tooth and nail, then likely countersue.

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Paula Deen Cites Prop 8 Ruling in Seeking Lawsuit Dismissal

Embattled celebrity chef Paula Deen is using an unusual legal argument to hit back at Lisa Jackson, the former employee suing her for discrimination. Deen’s camp cited the Supreme Court’s June 26 decision striking down California’s Prop 8 as a reason a court should dismiss Jackson’s lawsuit. How does that work, you ask? Lisa Jackson filed a federal complaint against Deen and her brother, Bubba Hiers, for subjecting her to racial harassment and a hostile work environment. Among other things, Jackson alleges that Deen made racist remarks about her employees. Paula denies this, but admits using racial slurs in the past. The Food Network decided not to renew her contract as a result of that admission, and a slew of the famed cook’s sponsors dumped her, as well. Now Deen’s legal team is hitting back hard against Jackson, charging in a brief that one of the plaintiff’s core claims against Paula is a complete lie. Specifically, Deen says Jackson’s claim that she was personally offended by Paula’s utterance of racial slurs since she has biracial nieces is untrue. Her lawyers have cited evidence that Jackson’s nieces are actually those of her partner’s, and that the little girls are Hispanic, not African-American. As such, Deen’s attorneys noted the opinion of the Supreme Court and Chief Justice John Roberts on the Hollingsworth vs. Perry Prop 8 case. In order to have standing to sue, a person must prove they have “suffered a concrete and particularized injury that is fairly traceable to the challenged conduct.” “In other words, for a federal court to have authority under the Constitution to settle a dispute, the party before it must seek a remedy for a personal and tangible harm.” In Deen’s view, given that Jackson is white, she doesn’t have standing to bring the case because she herself didn’t suffer personally from race discrimination. She also lied or at least embellished the alleged discrimination. The court has yet to rule in the case, which has already torpedoed Deen’s empire. You can bet she will fight this tooth and nail, then likely countersue.

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Lovelace Trailer and Poster: Steamy or Seedy?

What better way to celebrate the birth of this great nation than with a porn biopic? Well the trailer for one at least.  Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace, an icon in the world of porn and star of  Deep Throat . Peter Sarsgaard does what Peter Sarsgaard seems to do best by playing her creepy husband.  Lovelace Trailer Lindsay Lohan was originally on board as Linda Lovelace but was replaced by Seyfried. Perhaps it’s time to stop and take a look at your life trajectory if you are replaced in a movie about a porn star. Just a thought. Click through the jump to check out the  Lovelace poster ! I’m not one that would usually think “porn biopic, I need to see that” but this looks really intriguing. It probably worked out for the best that Lohan was bumped for Seyfried because she is much more believable as the seemingly vulnerable and wide-eyed Linda Lovelace.  Add in Hank Azaria, Bobby Cannavalle, and “is that really her?” Sharon Stone, and I’m sold.  Plus Juno Temple who you can see as a sex worker in the   Afternoon Delight trailer as well.

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Lovelace Trailer and Poster: Steamy or Seedy?

Lovelace Trailer and Poster: Steamy or Seedy?

What better way to celebrate the birth of this great nation than with a porn biopic? Well the trailer for one at least.  Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried as Linda Lovelace, an icon in the world of porn and star of  Deep Throat . Peter Sarsgaard does what Peter Sarsgaard seems to do best by playing her creepy husband.  Lovelace Trailer Lindsay Lohan was originally on board as Linda Lovelace but was replaced by Seyfried. Perhaps it’s time to stop and take a look at your life trajectory if you are replaced in a movie about a porn star. Just a thought. Click through the jump to check out the  Lovelace poster ! I’m not one that would usually think “porn biopic, I need to see that” but this looks really intriguing. It probably worked out for the best that Lohan was bumped for Seyfried because she is much more believable as the seemingly vulnerable and wide-eyed Linda Lovelace.  Add in Hank Azaria, Bobby Cannavalle, and “is that really her?” Sharon Stone, and I’m sold.  Plus Juno Temple who you can see as a sex worker in the   Afternoon Delight trailer as well.

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Ireland Baldwin Paddleboards in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken…. The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself… It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism.. Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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Barbie Done Gone Fat of the Day

Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.

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Barbie Done Gone Fat of the Day

Barbie Done Gone Fat of the Day

Well it looks like the fat are winning. Not only have the media tried to be fat friendly by making “Hollywood Fat” actually fat, you know making fat girls stars and the love interests of normal looking dudes, because America is fat and they find it more relatable…but now they’ve decided to change the one major icons that represents America and your Freedom…and that’s Barbie, even if she’s made in China. It looks like they’ve gone and cast her body straight from the Walmart line, I wonder where her 5 white trash single parent kids with ADD eating candy are? I mean I am a firm believer in giving unrealistic expectations to the youth and really women everywhere, because it makes them feel inadequate and gives something to aspire to be like. I don’t like saying to them “It’s ok to be dumpy, lazy, a slob”….especially not while wearing a bikini. I know the government wants us sick with diabetes, they want us fat from consuming product, they want us immobilized to not fight back and like Hitler, are starting the brainwashing when they are young. I would totally have sex with short, average proportioned, hormones in the food, not too into working out, but love Fructose Corn Syrup based everything, but I don’t like our aspirational toys, that generations have grown up on, attacked, changed or genetically modified, because it appeases to a gang of fat dykes trying to change the world in this anti-bullying era, leaving Mattel no choice but to adapt, in fear of seeming like an insensitive brand. Fuck you Barbie for ruining everything I love about America, you conformist communist porker. What’s next, an amputee GI Joe panhandling in the subway system because PTSD made him crazy and his veterans pension doesn’t cover his drinking…. Real life sucks, let’s keep our toys fun. That said, this isn’t an actual Barbie, but I like pretending it is, because it allows me to rant about nonsense…The story behind this is artist Nickolay Lammm took the average 19 year old girl measurements from the Center for Disease control, and created this as a political statement. A horrible statement.. It is not actually a Mattel Toy. But a short, thick legged, big booty, belly rocking’ statement on the world…that probably was better left unsaid. Next up, morbidly Obese barbie, based on the measurements of the Average McDonald’s worker.

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day

Looks like someone’s recovered from making a Dax baby, something I would normally assume you can’t recover from…you know like a stain on your life worse than AIDS…because he’s that fucking annoying and the fact that his genetics live on in another person all thanks to this cunt (literally), is the worst. She can’t be celebrated, she must be shunned, even if she’s in a mom friendly bikini to hide her stretch marks and ravaged body, even if her vagina is taped the fuck up from all the abuse pushing a baby through it has done to her, even if this was shot before she was pregnant….because we all know what has become of her since…. She’s uneventful, and I am pretty sure this movie will be too, but she’s dressed like Pam Anderson, and lifeguards are all sluts with their half naked all summer, mouth to mouth, camel toe giving suits that ride their clots all day making them horny….makin’ it a little more tolerable…

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Kristen Bell in a Lifeguard Bathing Suit of the Day