Chris Brown has been charged with criminal hit-and-run, according to reports. The L.A. City Attorney has filed two criminal charges against the singer. The charges stem from a minor accident last month in which Chris rear-ended a Benz and allegedly provided false or inadequate info to the owner. Brown, officials believe, refused to give his driver’s license number and gave false insurance information to the other driver in the accident. He has also been charged with the crime of driving without a valid license; the offenses are punishable by a maximum of six months in jail for each. The charges of hit-and-run – for leaving the scene without exchanging proper information – did not sit well with Brown, who just responded on Twitter: “It’s not a hit and run if u get out the car, exchange information (who has NO DAMAGE to either cars). This is really ridiculous,” wrote the befuddled star. Brown, who also faced false accusations that he assaulted a girl at a club this week, has changed his profile picture to the girl’s car he allegedly hit. What do you think? Do you believe his side? In the case of the woman who accused him of shoving her at the club, this appears to be what happened. That Chris Brown accuser turned out to be full of it, but it will be up to his lawyer to fight this one. It looks like officials are fully pursuing the hit-and-run case. If a judge in concludes that Chris broke the law and thus violated his probation (for beating up Rihanna), he could be sentenced to prison for up to four years. A day in the life …
I remember a time when people pretended they didn’t smoke weed, and if they were caught smoking weed, the tabloids would go nuts, because weed is illegal and smoking it is such a scandal, worth talking about… I guess the world has lightened the fuck up and realized who gives a fuck about weed and the people who smoke it… The fact it is illegal, while cigarettes and booze and prescription pills are legal, is just fucking insanity and represents the corruption of society and just how free we actually are…. Not to mention, everyone from Politicians to your mom and dad smoke it. So I’m glad people like Rihanna are weed-heads and not ashamed of promoting it, you know putting herself out there for the world to judge, partially because I care about her plight, and her activism, but mainline because I want to fuck her face…and then her wallet.
Her name is Sarah Ann Macklin, I’ve never heard of her, or maybe I have but haven’t paid attention, because I am too busy trying to figure out what went wrong with my life, before having a drink and forgetting what I was doing, as I continue to drink more… According to GOOGLE, the trusty old, publicly traded, corporate ran, corrupt GOOGLE, she’s the girlfriend of some male model named David Gandy from the UK….and I guess like all opportunist cunts, she’s seduced him with her vagina, in some weird way because I assume being a male model gets you a lot of pussy, and now he’s making calls to get her work, just nothing really that substantial, unless of course Stylist magazine is the new VOGUE, which for some reason I highly doubt… As far as I’m concerned, whatever publication gets any girl in a bikini for me, so that I don’t have to do the work, or the convincing, Like last night, when I was telling bitches I’m having a pool party and need them in bikinis, only for them to tell me they won’t be coming because I don’t have a pool, because the rejection hurts my feelings. Either way, here’s Sarah Ann Macklin…..and no one cares.
A good season finale opens the chest of things you didn’t know you’d been thinking all season. Tonight’s Season 6 finale of Mad Men did just that. While this season seemed as glacial as Matthew Weiner’s storytelling can get, and the finale wasn’t particularly revelatory (though it wasn’t uneventful), it really clued us in to what this season – and in fact, the whole show – is driving at. It’s about past vs. future. The future is volatile. It’s as uncertain as anything can get. Don is so scared of it that fact, he sabotages everything just to maintain some control over it. And the past, that pesky horrible flicker in the distant background, well it’s equally as disastrous, but in the end it’s just about the only thing we know for certain. Ignoring it only leads to more pain. In Care Of finds Don finally reaching the realization that if he doesn’t learn to restrain his self-destruction, his life will spiral. Don has been turning to drinking – and alone, no less – as a respite from his confused self-hatred. And finally, after ending up in the drunk tank for punching a minister, he decides “enough is enough.” Time to build a future. Of course, Don’s way of building a future is stealing it from someone else. He did it when he became Don Draper, and now he’s doing it with Stan Rizzo. Rizzo volunteers to be put on the Sunkist account in order that he can go to California and start a satellite agency, and when Don realizes he needs a shakeup, he figures that sounds like a good plan. Megan, of course, takes very little convincing. But when Ted tells Don that he wants to go to California himself, in order to escape his love for Peggy and keep his family together, it incites something profound. At first, Don says no. He’s sorry, but the gears are already in motion. Megan is being written off her show, plans are being made. But then, Don has a realization: Ted – this timid, scared man – is in danger of ruining his life. Like Don ruined his. During a pitch meeting with Hershey, Don reveals to the clients, and to his partners, some deeply locked away portions of his childhood that he’d never told anyone. He was raised in a whore house – not by a loving father like the version of himself in his pitch to Hershey – where nobody cared about him. The only sweetness in his life was the Hershey bar he earned from stealing money out of Johns’ wallets. This is not the first time Don has sabotaged a pitch meeting with his wild impulses, but it is the first time that he seems to have had a true catharsis doing it. Until this very moment, all of his erratic behavior has been destructive. It has been a way to influence the future – however negatively. Now, for the first time, he is embracing the past; dealing with his pain; confronting it, publicly. After Hershey leaves, he tells Ted he can have California. After all, Ted is trying to right his wrong. Not that he acted on his feelings for Peggy but that he has them in the first place. That’s a consideration Don never seems to have even realized existed. It’s big. And it hit Don hard. After an entire season of finding Ted to be an annoying pest that he could more or less walk all over, he now sees him as a man at a crossroads, and one that Don himself was on without even knowing it. So Don tells Megan that they’re not going to California after all. And of course Megan, who has always been just a piece of furniture unluckily positioned in Don’s blast radius, is justifiably upset. Final straws are being pulled. And just when Don has taken his first step toward finding himself. Megan leaves in a huff, possibly forever. And the next morning, Don shows up to work to find out he’s been unceremoniously canned. Another final straw has been pulled. So Don, without a wife or a job, has finally shed all the things that comprised his future. He has nothing left to destroy. Nobody to cheat on. No accounts to sabotage. Finally Don can work on his past. Sally, who told her father this season that she realized she knows nothing about him, is about to learn. The final scene of the season finds Don showing his three kids where he grew up. That he’s Dick Whitman. The secret that ruined his marriage with Betty, that threatened his job, that he has done countless horrible things to protect, is no longer a secret. It’s him. OTHER NOTES: It wouldn’t surprise me if Betty comes back into the picture next season. Weiner and his staff are great at making little things that seemed to just be scenery along the road turn out to be clues to major themes and plot details. The fact that Don and Betty had that nice little trip together as a family again, that they slept together again, compounded with Don’s embracing of his troubled past, suggests that him and Betty may get back together. Of course, it could also be a red herring. Poor Rizzo. Even when Don, who stole his idea, gives it away, he doesn’t even give it back to its rightful owner. He gives it to Ted. Peggy said something very poignant at the end of the episode. When Ted tells her she’ll realize he made the right decision, she tells him that it must be nice to be able to make decisions. Peggy has grown so much as a character, it’s tough to see her continue to be thrown around so much. SC&P is an entity without a spine now. Don is the entire reason the merger happened and the new business was created. He’s also the reason Sunkist won out over Ocean Spray. While he agreed to let Draper remain out of the new Name, Don really is the foundation of it. It will be very interesting to see what Don’s embracing of his past holds for his future. While he was told he could come back to work in a few months, that probably isn’t true. And for the sake of compelling storytelling, I hope it isn’t. The future is as uncertain as ever.
GTFOHWTBS! Earlier today Paula Deen released some half-a$$ed “apology” for “her past mistakes” , but her bosses have decided that it’s too little too late. Food Network Decides Not To Renew Paula Deen’s Contract After This Month According to TMZ reports : Paula Deen’s goose has been cooked at the Food Network. Officials tell TMZ they are not renewing her contract, which expires at the end of this month. Paula apparently was done in for her comments during a deposition in a civil lawsuit, in which she freely admitted to using the N-word in the past. Deen issued an apology this morning that bordered on ridiculous — it was heavily edited and frankly insincere. She issued a second apology shortly before the Food Network said it would not renew her contract Now Paula will have plenty of time to make more fattening, sugary, snacks that will kill her. Image via Marvin Joseph Continue reading →
GTFOHWTBS! Earlier today Paula Deen released some half-a$$ed “apology” for “her past mistakes” , but her bosses have decided that it’s too little too late. Food Network Decides Not To Renew Paula Deen’s Contract After This Month According to TMZ reports : Paula Deen’s goose has been cooked at the Food Network. Officials tell TMZ they are not renewing her contract, which expires at the end of this month. Paula apparently was done in for her comments during a deposition in a civil lawsuit, in which she freely admitted to using the N-word in the past. Deen issued an apology this morning that bordered on ridiculous — it was heavily edited and frankly insincere. She issued a second apology shortly before the Food Network said it would not renew her contract Now Paula will have plenty of time to make more fattening, sugary, snacks that will kill her. Image via Marvin Joseph Continue reading →
Kelly Rowland airs out Bey’s dirty laundry… Kelly Rowland Talks About Beyonce’s Bad Traits Via US Magazine reports: All the sloppy ladies! Kelly Rowland submitted herself to a round of “Plead the Fifth” on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Thursday, June 21 — and the new X Factor judge, age, barely flinched when Cohen broached the subject of her most famous friend, Beyonce . “Tell me one thing that is annoying about Beyonce,” Cohen asked of Rowland’s Destiny’s Child cohort, 31. Giggling, the “Commander” singer said: “She would tell you this. She’s a slob.” Explained Rowland of Blue Ivy’s mom: “If you walk in — maybe she’s gotten better since becoming a mother — but she’s got a lot on her brain. You can tell she’s got a lot going on.” Rowland recently addressed Beyonce in song, of course, in her talked-about single, “Dirty Laundry,” where she lays bare feelings of jealousy towards Beyonce’s gargantuan success as a solo artist. “The song is really about me and she is one of the dynamics of course in my life,” she told Cohen. “At that time I was searching for exactly what I wanted and I couldn’t find it at that time for a second.” But Beyonce and fellow Destiny’s Child singer Michelle Williams both applauded Rowland’s honestly. “[Beyoncé] was just so embracing, so supportive and I love her for that,” she said. “I played it for Michelle and she was like, ‘Girl! This is great!’ so I had just Does she ever shut up about Beyoncé? Maybe if she wasn’t running her mouth and actually using it to sing and make hits she would have superseded Beyoncé’s superstardom by now. Continue reading →
Kelly Rowland airs out Bey’s dirty laundry… Kelly Rowland Talks About Beyonce’s Bad Traits Via US Magazine reports: All the sloppy ladies! Kelly Rowland submitted herself to a round of “Plead the Fifth” on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Thursday, June 21 — and the new X Factor judge, age, barely flinched when Cohen broached the subject of her most famous friend, Beyonce . “Tell me one thing that is annoying about Beyonce,” Cohen asked of Rowland’s Destiny’s Child cohort, 31. Giggling, the “Commander” singer said: “She would tell you this. She’s a slob.” Explained Rowland of Blue Ivy’s mom: “If you walk in — maybe she’s gotten better since becoming a mother — but she’s got a lot on her brain. You can tell she’s got a lot going on.” Rowland recently addressed Beyonce in song, of course, in her talked-about single, “Dirty Laundry,” where she lays bare feelings of jealousy towards Beyonce’s gargantuan success as a solo artist. “The song is really about me and she is one of the dynamics of course in my life,” she told Cohen. “At that time I was searching for exactly what I wanted and I couldn’t find it at that time for a second.” But Beyonce and fellow Destiny’s Child singer Michelle Williams both applauded Rowland’s honestly. “[Beyoncé] was just so embracing, so supportive and I love her for that,” she said. “I played it for Michelle and she was like, ‘Girl! This is great!’ so I had just Does she ever shut up about Beyoncé? Maybe if she wasn’t running her mouth and actually using it to sing and make hits she would have superseded Beyoncé’s superstardom by now. Continue reading →
Woman Stabbed To Death In Hollywood After Dispute Over $1 A California woman in her early 20′s was fatally attacked on Tuesday night after stopping to take a photograph of a cardboard sign being held up by a group of men. The men apparently became violent and stabbed her to death when she refused to pay them $1 to take their picture. via L.A. Times Three men are expected to be charged Friday in connection with the stabbing death of a woman next to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The three men were arrested in connection with the death of 23-year-old Christine Darlene Calderon after police said the men attacked her Tuesday night on Hollywood Boulevard. Charges are expected to be filed Friday with arraignment likely the same day, authorities said. Authorities said Calderon was strolling down the Walk of Fame with a coworker after sunset when an amusing cardboard sign caught her eye. She pulled out her cellphone to snap a picture of men displaying signs asking for money with four-letter insults and a smiley face, they said. Moments later, according to law enforcement sources, one of the men demanded that she pay $1 for the pictures. When she refused, police say, two of the men allegedly pinned Calderon’s coworker against a wall, while the third jumped on top of Calderon, knocking her onto the pavement. When she got up to run away, authorities said, blood was gushing from a stab wound in her midsection. She collapsed a few feet from the terrazzo Walk of Fame stars. She was pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center three hours later. Such a senseless and sad way for this woman to lose her life. People really are losing their minds more and everyday. Shutterstock