Kim K. tells her family that Kanye comes first! Kim Kardashian Tells Family That Kanye West Comes First Kim Kardashian bluntly tells her family they take a backseat to her relationship with rapper Kanye West on this Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami… Via RadarOnline reports: Noteworthy is that the episode was filmed last autumn, prior to Kanye announcing in December that he and Kim are expecting a child. In the clip, Kim emerges to tell sister Kourtney, mother Kris Jenner and stepdad Bruce Jenner that she will be able to participate in a boat-racing event – after she backed out of it mistakenly thinking Kanye would be around. When she walks into the kitchen, where the first family of reality TV is eating breakfast, Bruce immediately attacks her, asking, “Little Kimmie, what are you gonna back out on today? Anything else you want to get out of?” She tells the family, “I can actually go” – explaining that Kanye had a last-minute flight to take – but everyone is upset at the inherent message sent with her newfound availability. “So we’re you’re back-up choice?” Kris asked, while Kourtney surmised, “So we’re second priority.” “Yeah you are,” Kim, 32, shot back. “Yeah, in my life you are!” Kim’s honesty rubbed Bruce the wrong way, as he told her, “You know, I’m the team captain and I like commitment … there’s no more room, sorry.” Kim sure has her priorties in order. Wonder if she shared the same sentiments about Ray J, Reggie Bush and Kris Humphries….
Three prison inmates were assigned to clean up a park near the Yacolt, Wash., minimum security correctional facility where they’re incarcerated last week. They ended up saving three young lives. During their work-release community service, Nelson Pettis, 37, Larry Bohn, 29, and Jon Fowler, 29, heard children’s screams coming from a nearby creek. Rushing to the water’s edge, the prisoners saw three young boys struggling to keep their heads above water. The children’s small canoe had capsized. The boys struggled to stay above water in the cold, 25-mph current rushing towards the Washington River, and the inmates knew they were in trouble. “It was raging pretty fast,” Pettis told KPTV news. “They were really scared.” He and Bohn didn’t think twice, leaping into the water to grab the boys, later identified as brothers ages 8, 10 and 16, and carrying them to a small island. There, they awaited emergency rescue. “They kept telling us, ‘Thank you, thank you,'” Bohn told reporters, adding that the three kids were “really scared” but very grateful and will be alright. “I think we did something that any good person would do. You see three helpless kids in a river, you help. That’s what you do,” said Fowler. “Just cause we’re incarcerated, doesn’t mean we’re bad people. We made some bad choices in our lives, but we’re still, we’re just like everybody else.” “We’re just paying our debt for what we did wrong.”
On a night filled with tears and a few decent performances, American Idol passed 28 men on to the next round last night. Did your favorite make the cut? Or are you already prepared to turn on Season 12 and its new panel of judges? Scroll down for a list of many of the remaining males and sound off now… Lazaro Arbos Curtis Finch Jr. Devin Velez Gurpreet Singh Sarin Cortez Shaw Jimmy Smith Nick Boddington Charlie Askew Burnell Taylor Marvin Calderon Adam Sanders Johnny Keyser Vincent Powell Mathenee Treco Charles Watson Bryant Tadeo David Oliver Willis Elijah Liu Jeff Hermano Josh Holiday Joshua Jada Davila Kevin Harris
Justin Bieber finds herself in the middle of a heated debate, and not over whether or her son ought to reconcile with Selena Gomez . Yes, Pattie Mallette is promoting the film Crescendo because she hopes it will raise money for centers that assist pregnant women – but, no, she is not taking any kind of pro-choice stance. “The press has been saying that I’m producing an anti-abortion film and taking this big stance,” Mallette told The AP. “You know, I haven’t shared my stance with anyone and I’m not here to make a political statement, so there’s been a lot of assumptions made.” Mallette gave birth to Bieber at 18 and has been open about the pressure on her to terminate the pregnancy at the time. She also attempted suicide many years ago and dabbled in drugs and alcohol. But the promotion of this movie, Mallette says, is to support programs such as the one that essentially saved her life after she was kicked out of her parents’ home. “The pregnancy center that I lived in is now closed because of lack of funds, so I thought it was a really important thing that [producers are] doing to raise money.” On a lighter side, Mallette was also asked about Justin’s butt crack , which he shared last month with Instagram followers. “I don’t want to see him doing that kind of stuff,” she said. “But, you know, he’s 18. He’s making some of his own decisions and he’s going to make some mistakes and he’s going to make some good choices, too.”
Justin Bieber finds herself in the middle of a heated debate, and not over whether or her son ought to reconcile with Selena Gomez . Yes, Pattie Mallette is promoting the film Crescendo because she hopes it will raise money for centers that assist pregnant women – but, no, she is not taking any kind of pro-choice stance. “The press has been saying that I’m producing an anti-abortion film and taking this big stance,” Mallette told The AP. “You know, I haven’t shared my stance with anyone and I’m not here to make a political statement, so there’s been a lot of assumptions made.” Mallette gave birth to Bieber at 18 and has been open about the pressure on her to terminate the pregnancy at the time. She also attempted suicide many years ago and dabbled in drugs and alcohol. But the promotion of this movie, Mallette says, is to support programs such as the one that essentially saved her life after she was kicked out of her parents’ home. “The pregnancy center that I lived in is now closed because of lack of funds, so I thought it was a really important thing that [producers are] doing to raise money.” On a lighter side, Mallette was also asked about Justin’s butt crack , which he shared last month with Instagram followers. “I don’t want to see him doing that kind of stuff,” she said. “But, you know, he’s 18. He’s making some of his own decisions and he’s going to make some mistakes and he’s going to make some good choices, too.”
With Identity Thief , Melissa McCarthy proves she’s got what it takes to carry a feature, however meager the underlying material. Sustaining the same brand of unpredictable energy that made her such an effective scene-stealer in Bridesmaids and This Is 40 , McCarthy plays the tornado to Jason Bateman’s uptight nebbish, an accountant who drives halfway across the country to confront the zealous con artist who stole his personal information, maxed out his credit cards and tarnished his good name. Though this adult-skewing comedy looks like a midrange performer at best, McCarthy’s credit rating should skyrocket. The perfect sucker, Sandy Patterson (Bateman, reteaming with Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon ) is an underappreciated bean-counter for a Denver mega-corporation who naively offers a chipper-sounding telemarketer (McCarthy) his vital details, then seems astonished when his credit card is declined at the pump. Pulled over a few blocks later by cops with a warrant for his arrest, Sandy learns that in addition to racking up extravagant purchases on his cards, the female impersonating him also jumped bail and tried to evade narcotics charges in Florida. From where the audience sits, the irony is that hardly anyone would want this guy’s identity to begin with. Apart from his androgynous-sounding name — the source of a running series of emasculating jokes — Sandy seems as strait-laced and uninteresting as they come, though the casting department supplies him with crazy-hot wife Amanda Peet to cheerlead from the sidelines. In all other respects, he’s a chump, and what his life needs most is something to shake him up and remind him he’s a man. Certainly that’s the idea of sending him on a road trip to “pretty much the worst place in America” to apprehend his doppelganger and drag her back to face charges in Denver. Anyone who’s ever been the target of such fraud can tell you that trying to track down an identity thief in person is the last thing to do, but screenwriter Craig Mazin (who shares story credit with Jerry Eeten) has conceived a razor-blades-on-the-outside, mushy-in-the-middle laffer where the culprit isn’t half as bad as she initially seems. On first encounter, fake “Sandy,” aka Diane (McCarthy), freaks out when her mark confronts her, stealing his car and trying to ram him off the highway. As if she weren’t dangerous enough, it turns out that Diane’s being pursued by a pair of contract killers (Tip “T.I.” Harris and Genesis Rodriguez), who barge into her white-trash lair with guns blazing (the art directors clearly had a field day cramming a tiny home with as much tacky shopping-spree booty as they could manage). Sandy’s plan is to drag Diane back to Denver and clear his record. Not trusting the basic road-trip premise to carry the show, the script piles on several tired ’80s-movie cliches, thrusting the pair into artificial peril as they try to outmaneuver an aggressive redneck bounty hunter (Robert Patrick), those two hitmen and the cops. But the funniest moments have nothing to do with these gimmicks, relying on the character-driven dynamic between the pic’s polar-opposite protags, as when Diane demonstrates her quick wit by inventing humiliating cover stories for the couple wherever they go. However grating Sandy may find her, Diane is undeniably charming to everyone they meet, a lonely woman driven by an insatiable desire to be loved — a quality that brings auds around to her side long before Sandy realizes there might be more to this woman than he first imagined. Since the writers have left Bateman’s character such a blank (with no real problems of his own to work out en route), the film’s success depends almost entirely on the salty energy McCarthy brings to the equation. Among the cameos peppered along the way, the rowdiest — and most unrecognizable — comes from Modern Famil y’s Eric Stonestreet as Big Chuck, a cowboy haplessly smitten with Diane. The ensuing love scene is sure to leave scars for some viewers, but serves to defuse whatever romantic chemistry auds might expect between the two leads. It’s actually surprising that Identity Thief doesn’t allow love to bloom between Sandy and Diane: By never considering Diane as a rival for Peet’s wooden housewife, the film reveals plus-size problems baked into its body-image ideas. Generally speaking, the brightly lensed, snappily edited pic leaves auds wanting more, despite a few distracting visual effects and one or two dead-end subplots it could have done without. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Get used to it, celebrity gossip followers: the new Miley Cyrus’ haircut is not going anywhere. “You will never see me with long hair again!” Cyrus exclaimed this week to E! News. “My fiancé [ Liam Hemsworth ] loves it… It’s so easy and [I] don’t need to wash it. It looks better grungy.” Miley adds that she “hated” her old hair extensions and felt like she was wearing “a bun everyday” of her life. That’s never fun, right, ladies? But enough about her look. What about her sound?!? A new Miley Cyrus album is reportedly due out by the end of 2013. And while Cyrus wouldn’t reveal any details behind it, she did tease: “[My fans] are dying for new music. So, I’m excited to push play and have the world hear it!”
As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that…. That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….
I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan… To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.
Alyssa Milano ‘s sexy comeback tour continues. Here she is at Entertainment Weekly Screen Actors Guild Party in a see through-like dress with her healthy mom boobs stealing the show. I still haven’t watch her new show “Mistresses”, but the second they decide to show Alyssa topless, I’ll definitely tune in.
