Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation. X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here) Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE) I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here) They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid.. She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation. X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here) Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE) I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here) They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid.. She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
He’s no longer a secret, folks. He’s no longer a mystery. He has a name and an age and a very pretty lady on his arm. Earlier this week, multiple outlets reported that Leah Messer had a new boyfriend . Following two divorces for Messer and a series of failed flings, Teen Mom 2 fans were excited for Leah and curious to learn more about this hopefully very nice, caring and sensitive older man. And now we do, in fact, have more to share. Leah’s boyfriend is named Jason Jordan. He is 39 years old. He has been dating the MTV personality for about three months and, a source tells Us Weekly, the romance is “getting serious” already. The pair met through Messer’s cousin and took a vacation to Florida this past week, where they were photographed holding hands and smiling. “Even though he’s older, they have a lot in common,” this insider tells the aforementioned celebrity gossip publication , adding: “They share the same faith and have gone to church together. They love hiking, cooking and are both very family oriented. He’s very attentive.” Messer, of course, has three kids. She shares eight-year-old twin daughters Ali and Aleeah with her ex-husband Corey Simms. She also shares five-year-old daughter Adalynn with her ex-husband Jeremy Calvert, with whom s he actually hooked up a few months ago . Leah contemplated getting back together with this ex-husband earlier this year and their unusual relationship is currently playing out on season 8 of Teen Mom 2. But it’s clear at this point that there’s no romantic future for Messer and Calvert. As for what we know about Leah’s new man? “Jason has a 2-year old and Leah has met him,” the source tells Us Weekly. “She hasn’t really dated since her breakup from Jeremy, so she was a little nervous to introduce him to the kids, but they absolutely love him.” Jordan had this child with his ex-wife, to whom he was married from June of 2014 through October of 2017. He reportedly played basketball in college and then actually made a career out of this sport via some organization called Hoops Vision from 2001-2002. There days, Jordan has built successful job for himself within the world of medical sales. He also lives near Messer in West Virginia. “He’s super thoughtful,” the above tabloid source states. How so? “He will leave flowers for the girls and notes for Leah on her car. It’s progressing forward … They’re just enjoying each other in the moment.” As you might expect, Leah has received some backlash for dating an older man, but she’s also received some support for a handful of Instagram users. To wit: Will this be the relationship that sticks for Messer? It’s still too early to know for sure. Will Jordan appear on future episodes of Teen Mom 2? It’s also too early to know for sure. But we’re happy for Leah at the moment and we hope this romance works out for her. Lord know, the mother of three has been through a lot of late. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Shares Heartbreaking Update on Daughter Ali’s Muscular Dystrophy
He’s no longer a secret, folks. He’s no longer a mystery. He has a name and an age and a very pretty lady on his arm. Earlier this week, multiple outlets reported that Leah Messer had a new boyfriend . Following two divorces for Messer and a series of failed flings, Teen Mom 2 fans were excited for Leah and curious to learn more about this hopefully very nice, caring and sensitive older man. And now we do, in fact, have more to share. Leah’s boyfriend is named Jason Jordan. He is 39 years old. He has been dating the MTV personality for about three months and, a source tells Us Weekly, the romance is “getting serious” already. The pair met through Messer’s cousin and took a vacation to Florida this past week, where they were photographed holding hands and smiling. “Even though he’s older, they have a lot in common,” this insider tells the aforementioned celebrity gossip publication , adding: “They share the same faith and have gone to church together. They love hiking, cooking and are both very family oriented. He’s very attentive.” Messer, of course, has three kids. She shares eight-year-old twin daughters Ali and Aleeah with her ex-husband Corey Simms. She also shares five-year-old daughter Adalynn with her ex-husband Jeremy Calvert, with whom s he actually hooked up a few months ago . Leah contemplated getting back together with this ex-husband earlier this year and their unusual relationship is currently playing out on season 8 of Teen Mom 2. But it’s clear at this point that there’s no romantic future for Messer and Calvert. As for what we know about Leah’s new man? “Jason has a 2-year old and Leah has met him,” the source tells Us Weekly. “She hasn’t really dated since her breakup from Jeremy, so she was a little nervous to introduce him to the kids, but they absolutely love him.” Jordan had this child with his ex-wife, to whom he was married from June of 2014 through October of 2017. He reportedly played basketball in college and then actually made a career out of this sport via some organization called Hoops Vision from 2001-2002. There days, Jordan has built successful job for himself within the world of medical sales. He also lives near Messer in West Virginia. “He’s super thoughtful,” the above tabloid source states. How so? “He will leave flowers for the girls and notes for Leah on her car. It’s progressing forward … They’re just enjoying each other in the moment.” As you might expect, Leah has received some backlash for dating an older man, but she’s also received some support for a handful of Instagram users. To wit: Will this be the relationship that sticks for Messer? It’s still too early to know for sure. Will Jordan appear on future episodes of Teen Mom 2? It’s also too early to know for sure. But we’re happy for Leah at the moment and we hope this romance works out for her. Lord know, the mother of three has been through a lot of late. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Shares Heartbreaking Update on Daughter Ali’s Muscular Dystrophy
If you watched Teen Mom 2 this week, then you know what a roller coaster ride of an episode it was. We got to see Chelsea Houska do a sweet little gender reveal for her husband, Cole DeBoer, which was adorable and wonderful and precious. But then we saw Leah Messer discuss her daughter’s increasing health problems , which, as always, was positively heartbreaking. Briana DeJesus was dealing with her breakup with Javi Marroquin , which was pretty whatever, but the best part of her segments was her sister, Brittany, comforting her while on painkillers after a wisdom tooth removal. Kailyn Lowry’s segments dealt with Javi too, but we also got to see Isaac’s birthday — so cute! And then there’s Jenelle Evans. In the previous episode we’d learned that David Eason had just been fired , so of course in this week’s show, Jenelle explained that he’d just been refusing to film for his own personal reasons. In another scene, she gave us a good example of her lack of parenting skills when she explained to her mother Barbara that she hadn’t given Jace his medication because he was “fine,” because that’s how medicine works. She also didn’t return the medication she didn’t give him to Barb. Barbara asked Jenelle out to lunch, but Jenelle shut her down because she was too busy, and then we saw Jace and Barb back at home. He told her that Jenelle didn’t allow him to call her, which is awful, and then he told her that the whole family had gone out on the boat for a big, fun day. Well, the whole family minus Kaiser, who they stuck in daycare. Barbara was upset at that news, because it doesn’t sound fair to exclude poor Kaiser when they actually do something fun. She said that it broke her heart. And then Jace actually said “Mommy and David are pieces of sh-t.” Barbara looked shocked and asked him what he’d said, so he repeated himself, and he spit on the ground for good measure. She didn’t say anything, because what can you say after something like that? Then the episode ended. A lot of Teen Mom 2 fans had a lot of feelings about the moment — most were as shocked as Barb was. Some thought that he was repeating something he’d heard from her, but others thought that the phrasing sounded something more like David would say, particularly with the spitting on the ground for emphasis. Regardless, most people agreed that it really did seem like he was fully aware of what he was saying, and that he meant it. Since it was the last scene of the episode, and since the next episode obviously hasn’t aired yet, we don’t know how Barbara ended up dealing with what Jace said, or if Jenelle heard about it before watching the episode. But since Jenelle is Jenelle, she’s discussing the issue on Twitter in the dumbest manner possible. Early this morning, she tweeted “If Jace lived with me he wouldn’t have ever spoke those words about ANYONE.” “Thought me and my mom were actually building our relationship lately and now it’s two steps back.” There are approximately a million things wrong with this one short tweet, but let’s try to break it down anyway, all right? For one, why is she blaming her mother for this? Sure, Jace may have heard the sentiment from her originally, but it’s not like she forced the kid to say it. And since this was filmed several months ago, it shouldn’t have an impact on any progress their relationship is making now. Also, why on earth does she think that anyone would actually believe that Jace wouldn’t talk like this if he lived with her? We’ve seen Jenelle and David both be absolutely horrible to all kinds of people — David’s called Kaiser a “screaming little bitch,” he’s called Dr. Drew a “f-g,” and it’s impossible to keep up with all the names he’s called Nathan Griffith. Throughout the years we’ve seen Jenelle say awful things about Barbara in front of Jace, too. If Jace lived with Jenelle and David, he’d almost certainly being saying worse about several people. And let’s be real, it’s not like Jace was wrong in his original statement, anyway. Does she forget that she’s been on a reality show for the better part of a decade and that lots of people are familiar with her life and her personality? Because anyone who’s ever seen like ten minutes of her footage would be able to tell you that her statement on this subject is absolute nonsense, and it’s a little embarrassing that she’s trying to act like she could raise Jace better than Barbara is. Jenelle, just … stop, girl. Just stop for a little bit. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans’ Son Says What We’re All Thinking: Mom, You’re a Real Piece of S–t!
If you watched Teen Mom 2 this week, then you know what a roller coaster ride of an episode it was. We got to see Chelsea Houska do a sweet little gender reveal for her husband, Cole DeBoer, which was adorable and wonderful and precious. But then we saw Leah Messer discuss her daughter’s increasing health problems , which, as always, was positively heartbreaking. Briana DeJesus was dealing with her breakup with Javi Marroquin , which was pretty whatever, but the best part of her segments was her sister, Brittany, comforting her while on painkillers after a wisdom tooth removal. Kailyn Lowry’s segments dealt with Javi too, but we also got to see Isaac’s birthday — so cute! And then there’s Jenelle Evans. In the previous episode we’d learned that David Eason had just been fired , so of course in this week’s show, Jenelle explained that he’d just been refusing to film for his own personal reasons. In another scene, she gave us a good example of her lack of parenting skills when she explained to her mother Barbara that she hadn’t given Jace his medication because he was “fine,” because that’s how medicine works. She also didn’t return the medication she didn’t give him to Barb. Barbara asked Jenelle out to lunch, but Jenelle shut her down because she was too busy, and then we saw Jace and Barb back at home. He told her that Jenelle didn’t allow him to call her, which is awful, and then he told her that the whole family had gone out on the boat for a big, fun day. Well, the whole family minus Kaiser, who they stuck in daycare. Barbara was upset at that news, because it doesn’t sound fair to exclude poor Kaiser when they actually do something fun. She said that it broke her heart. And then Jace actually said “Mommy and David are pieces of sh-t.” Barbara looked shocked and asked him what he’d said, so he repeated himself, and he spit on the ground for good measure. She didn’t say anything, because what can you say after something like that? Then the episode ended. A lot of Teen Mom 2 fans had a lot of feelings about the moment — most were as shocked as Barb was. Some thought that he was repeating something he’d heard from her, but others thought that the phrasing sounded something more like David would say, particularly with the spitting on the ground for emphasis. Regardless, most people agreed that it really did seem like he was fully aware of what he was saying, and that he meant it. Since it was the last scene of the episode, and since the next episode obviously hasn’t aired yet, we don’t know how Barbara ended up dealing with what Jace said, or if Jenelle heard about it before watching the episode. But since Jenelle is Jenelle, she’s discussing the issue on Twitter in the dumbest manner possible. Early this morning, she tweeted “If Jace lived with me he wouldn’t have ever spoke those words about ANYONE.” “Thought me and my mom were actually building our relationship lately and now it’s two steps back.” There are approximately a million things wrong with this one short tweet, but let’s try to break it down anyway, all right? For one, why is she blaming her mother for this? Sure, Jace may have heard the sentiment from her originally, but it’s not like she forced the kid to say it. And since this was filmed several months ago, it shouldn’t have an impact on any progress their relationship is making now. Also, why on earth does she think that anyone would actually believe that Jace wouldn’t talk like this if he lived with her? We’ve seen Jenelle and David both be absolutely horrible to all kinds of people — David’s called Kaiser a “screaming little bitch,” he’s called Dr. Drew a “f-g,” and it’s impossible to keep up with all the names he’s called Nathan Griffith. Throughout the years we’ve seen Jenelle say awful things about Barbara in front of Jace, too. If Jace lived with Jenelle and David, he’d almost certainly being saying worse about several people. And let’s be real, it’s not like Jace was wrong in his original statement, anyway. Does she forget that she’s been on a reality show for the better part of a decade and that lots of people are familiar with her life and her personality? Because anyone who’s ever seen like ten minutes of her footage would be able to tell you that her statement on this subject is absolute nonsense, and it’s a little embarrassing that she’s trying to act like she could raise Jace better than Barbara is. Jenelle, just … stop, girl. Just stop for a little bit. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans’ Son Says What We’re All Thinking: Mom, You’re a Real Piece of S–t!
Even though that their marriage seems to be one long rough patch, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are still together after 12 years. This despite the fact that Dean’s been caught cheating on multiple occasions and the two of them don’t even really seem to like each other. Lately, it’s Tori and Dean’s money troubles that have grabbed them the most tabloid headlines, and it’s not hard to see why. After all, these aren’t typical celebrity money problems like when Johnny Depp was forced to sell his yacht. No, this is coupon-clipping, mayonnaise sandwich-eating, regular folk poverty. Last year alone, Tori and Dean were sued twice by American Express for separate outstanding debts totaling $87,595 and $37,981, respectively. Add to that the couple’s two federal tax liens for $707,487 and $184,390, and it’s plain to see that Tori and Dean are pretty screwed. Last year, Spelling and McDermott sold their mansion in posh Calabasas and relocated to the considerably less-posh Encino. But apparently, that wasn’t enough to pull them out of the hole they’re in. Even after taking several severe austerity measures, McDermott was nearly imprisoned for unpaid child support . It’s enough to make outsiders wonder what the hell Tori and Dean are doing wrong. In all likelihood, a combination of factors and circumstances have landed the couple in their current predicament, but those who know them best say the McDermotts’ substance abuse certainly isn’t helping their situation. It’s sort of a chicken-and-egg situation, as Tori’s pill-popping has reportedly worsened in response to her financial woes, but the consensus seems to be that both she and Dean need to sober up before it’s too late. “They know their lives and the lives of their kids are hanging in the balance,” a source close to the pair tells Radar Online. “They have to pull it together before it’s too late.” Being born extremely wealthy is objectively good in most respects, but it doesn’t prepare you for financial difficulties later in life. And it seems Tori is beginning to crack under the pressure. “Tori is losing it, mentally and physically. She’s been depressed, anxious and behaving erratically,” says the source. “She is crying to anyone who will listen that she feels backed up on a ledge.” The insider adds that Tori was prescribed various anti-anxiety medications by her doctor, and has since become addicted to the pills: “Tori has been dependent on the meds,” the informant says. “They were affecting her behavior. She and Dean decided it would be best for her to wean herself off the pills, so she could be 100 percent present for her husband and her children.” For his part, McDermott sobered up in 2014 after decades of alcoholism, but he’s reportedly fallen off the wagon in recent months. “Dean’s drinking led to him cheating on Tori in December 2013,” says the source. “And this only added to Tori’s stress.” The insider claims that neither Tori and Dean are completely sober yet, but both have taken steps to curtail their substance intake. “Once Tori began to get her meds under control, Dean decided to get sober, too,” said the source. “They know it’s their last chance.” Yeesh. Look, we might make fun of Tori and Dean a lot here, but it sounds like these two are in desperate need of serious help, and we certainly hope they get it. It’s not fun to rip on them unless they have their sh-t at least partially together.
We have tragic news to pass along. Three popular Canadian YouTubers – Ryker Gamble, Alexey Lyakh and Megan Scraper – all died on Tuesday in a tragic accident that took place at Shannon Falls in British Columbia. In a statement released on Wednesday, the Squamish RCMP wrote the following about this awful incident: “On July 3rd, 2018, at 11:55 am Squamish RCMP received a call from BC Ambulance regarding three people who were swimming in one of the pools at the top of Shannon Falls.” Continued the police in this statement: “The individuals were with a group of friends when they slipped and fell into a pool 30 metres below.” All three corpses have since been recovered and the case is being referred to the British Columbia Coroners Service. (Shannon Falls, it should be noted, is the third highest waterfall in British Columbia. it reaches a a height of 1,009 feet.) According to The Vancouver Sun, the fatal accident occurred after Scraper slipped and fell off the waterfall. Gamble (pictured below) and Lyakh reportedly then got swept away by the water while attempting to save her. The British Columbia Coroners Service has told People Magazine that it cannot confirm or release the identities of the victims, but that they are “in their late 20s – one female and two males.” In a YouTube video shared on July 6, members of the group High on Life – which posts travel videos online – published a tearful memorial for the three deceased vloggers. This is what was said on it: On July 3rd, 2018, we lost three very dear friends of ours: Ryker Gamble, Alexey Lyakh and Megan Scraper. There are truly no words that can be said to ease the pain and the devastation we are all going through right now. They were three of the warmest, kindest, most driven and outgoing people that you could ever meet and the world has lost a good deal of light with their passing. From what we can gather via Facebook, High on Life was started in 2012 after Gamble, Lyakh and another friend named Parker Heuser gave up the lease on their apartment and chose to start traveling the world together. As you can see from the photo above, and has been confirmed by various outlets, Scraper was dating Lyakh at the time of their deaths. Shortly before his passing, Gamble wrote a long message on Instagram about finding his “purpose” in life. “When life is on purpose and I feel clear with my direction, all my other decisions seem to get easier,” he wrote, adding that “it took me 29 years to understand this” and continuing as follows: “So if you have a strong masculine core, and find yourself drained of energy, attention, and power, check in with this notion of your ‘purpose’ and see what comes up. “Make purpose the focus above everything else in your life and watch how the rest will fall into place.” Elsewhere, a GoFundMe page/account has been created by High on Life to help pay for a memorial “to commemorate the beautiful lives and legacies that these 3 friends left behind.” Any additional funds raised will go towards travel arrangements and expenses for the families of the deceased. Our thoughts go out to all affected by these deaths. May Ryker Gamble, Alexey Lyakh and Megan Scraper rest in peace.
Source: Katrina Juul / EyeEm / Getty You never really know when or where you’re going to fall in love. It could be at a concert, online, or even on a plane, according to two stealthy matchmakers. On a recent flight, Rosey Blair ( @roseybeeme ) didn’t have a seat next to her boyfriend so she asked a woman to switch seats with her. The woman agreed to switch and found a great guy in the process. Follow the highlights of Rosey’s thread to see how it all went down below and stay hopeful that true love exists! Last night on a flight home, my boyfriend and I asked a woman to switch seats with me so we could sit together. We made a joke that maybe her new seat partner would be the love of her life and well, now I present you with this thread. — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/y51CRx1fXQ — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/N7FS52PucK — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/pGzIHkkQMm — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/VMAZeyetiO — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/2iAnMNt3Vb — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/koXjaEUgZV — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/7HHZobSh2W — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/WDsF23LcAc — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/STe5TRyTwT — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/DkXR4Mi15J — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 pic.twitter.com/Tm4hsbyWid — Rosey Blair (@roseybeeme) July 3, 2018 Click here for the full play-by-play and hit the flip to find out who hunky “plane bae” turned out to be.
Credit: Apega/WENN.com You can’t make EVERYONE happy … Newly Engaged Chance The Rapper Tells Critical Fan To “Get Off My D*ck” Chance The Rapper just jumped into a fan’s DMs, Nick Minaj style, after the tweeter came for his “hot smelly trash” wedding proposal to his baby mama. This wasn’t someone criticizing his music or political hot takes, this fan was criticizing Chance’s proposal and he was LIVID. The fan tweeted the engagement came off a little lax, stating it lacked effort… Can I be honest? I really thought Chance the rapper proposal was extra hot smelly trash. I'm all for keeping it simple but 5 years and kid. She deserved a little more effort. It was kinda fuck boyish like well I guess we can finally get married — Beloved Son Rian (@Its_RianM) July 5, 2018 Chance replied to the tweet, a few hours after it went up with this: So @chancetherapper decided to search his name on twitter and saw what I said about his proposal. Then took it upon himself to DM me. To respond to your statement I thought it was wack and I think you are too. Don't DM me. pic.twitter.com/VfpuT0VoZx — Beloved Son Rian (@Its_RianM) July 5, 2018 To be even more transparent, Chance told dude via DM that his opinion was trash. “You have expectations for my personal life, but you don’t have access to my life in that way that would ever allow you to understand an of the emotions evoked by me and my finacee getting engaged in the place we did.” So @chancetherapper is still deciding to dm me instead of just @ me. pic.twitter.com/3eWSGaik0O — Beloved Son Rian (@Its_RianM) July 5, 2018 Honestly, how does dude know that there isn’t a super sentimental reason behind their backyard BBQ engagement. Sheesh! What do YOU guys think of all of this?
