Starting with the magic of Gilda : “I DIE. I die a thousand Classic Hollywood beautiful deaths. There’s a pantheon of perfect moments in cinema, and this moment resides there, right between the moment when Paul Heinreid lights Bette Davis’ cigarette in Now, Voyager and Claudette Colbert hikes up her skirt on the side of the road in It Happened One Night . (Feel free to add your own classic moments , but realize that this one wins by default.) The film doesn’t need anything else but that moment, but it one-ups itself with Hayworth singing ‘Put the Blame on Mame.’ TWICE. ” It all ends tragically, but still! Go read this . [ The Hairpin ]
In a video that hit the Web over a year and a half ago but appears to have only really surfaced this week, find Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita and other principals from The Karate Kid rehearsing the entire 1984 classic on handheld camera for the film’s director, John G. Avildsen. It’s like something out of Be Kind Rewind — except, you know, featuring the actual cast working with no budget and the Oscar-winning filmmaker behind the VHS (?) camera announcing sound cues (“Wind chimes!”) and other pertinent atmospherics as the story rolls along.
Adrienne Bailon celebrated her 28th birthday this weekend at Vanity Nightclub in Las Vegas. She turned heads in a sheer and neon number by Dominique Auxilly that made sure to cover up all her…important parts. The dress looks like something Amber Rose would rock, but hey, Adrienne’s got the body for it, so why not? Now, if we could only remember why she’s still famous… Are you lovin’ her look? Adrienne Bailon In The Studio With Ne-Yo Adrienne Bailon Developing Talk Show, “I Wanna Be Like Oprah” Fab Or Fug: Rocsi’s Peek-A-Boo See-Through Dress [PHOTO] Fab Or Fug? Ciara Gets Vampy With Dracula-Style Cape [PHOTOS]
If you’re a fan of HBO’s original programming, you already know that Kid Cudi likes to think he’s an actor and is actually tolerable in “How To Make It In America.” So, hyped up by the dozens of “Domingo” groupies who have probably entered his life, Crudi decided to make a movie. An artsy movie. With all original music. Where he doesn’t really say much, and what little he says is in no way, shape, or form intelligible. Sounds like something someone else did around this time last year, doesn’t it? There is one major difference between “Runaway” and “Maniac” though: while Kanye just chose to be criptic with the language, Cudi decided that he and his fellow American co-star Cage needed to speak entirely in French during the whole movie, which was shot in New York. Problem is, you don’t even have to speak French to know how HORRIBLE these two are at it. In any case, here you go: Kid Cudi’s “Maniac,” directed by Shia LaBoef. By the way: if you don’t like violent and bloody things (or you’re under 18) you shouldn’t watch this.
Lindsay Lohan is continuing her reign as the queen of zero budget commercials shot with a Flip cam in her living room by starring in this sketch for Air New Zealand with a hairy dingle puppet named Rico who looks like something she’d might hallucinate while muff diving during an Oxy and Red Bull binge. LiLo shot this mess while she was on house arrest for violating probation by snatching that necklace… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 01/08/2011 17:48 Number of articles : 2
It looks like I’m not the only one surprised by the shock upset win by Kate Upton over Megan Fox in my Hollywoodtuna Bikini Showdown . Here’s Megan hiding her face in shame after the big loss. Come on, it’s not that bad. Kate’s just really popular right now, you’ll get her next time. In the mean time maybe hit the beach in a thong or something so that this crap doesn’t happen again. Chin up princess.
I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here
I’ve seen a lot of sexy dresses throughout the course of the summer so far, but I think this one takes the cake. Here’s incredible supermodel hottie Irina Shayk wearing a tiny skirt that looks like something an old lady knitted. I don’t mean that in a bad way, the thing is hot, I just mean that the front is practically non existent. Amazing! It looks like one of those macrame things people hand pots of plants in, except instead of plants its filled with supermodel breasts. Awesome. more pictures of Irina Shayk here
I don’t really know why I’m posting pictures of Emma Roberts dressed like this, filler content I guess, she’s not exactly lighting it up with hotness. In fact, I think she’s doing the exact opposite. This outfit looks like something you’d wear to make yourself coffee in the morning while you hope the stranger you met the night before gets the hint to get the hell out. At least she’s giving us a good look at her cleavage… Wait, that’s not happening. I’ve got nothing. more pictures of Emma Roberts here
There are so many similarities between pornstars and soap stars…. 1- Bad Acting 2- Bad Plastic Surgery 3- Shitty Storylines 4- Masturbating fans 5- Comes with certain level of shame, soul selling in exchange for a paycheck… enough of this you get what I’m saying….and that’s that I am bad at lists… What I’m trying to say is that Soap Operas are erotica for fat women who don’t work. The women on the shit always look like botox, fake titty, fake tan, fake hair you’d expect to find on sex workers…the storyline is usually garbage, the acting even worse, and the whole thing is to get people to cum….cuz that keeps them coming back…. So seeing Susan Lucci pushing up them titties, is kinda like watching a veteran vagina spread her tired, beat up pussy, for her adoring fans who just can’t let go, to have one more go at themselves while thinking about her…and I figure all post these final moments of Susan Lucci’s sex appeal, cuz modern science and her plastic surgeon, have tried all the tricks to keep her as eternal as the shows she’s been on….shows that I admittedly have tried jerking off to…cuz like I said…I like to pretend I’m a housewife when I role play with myself sometimes…no wait I didn’t say that…oh fuck I just did….I hate when I do that. So embarrassing…
