There are a lot of strange things about Suri Cruise’s upbringing, like the fact she only subsists on cupcakes, never wears coats in the winter and Tom Cruise is her dad.

There are a lot of strange things about Suri Cruise’s upbringing, like the fact she only subsists on cupcakes, never wears coats in the winter and Tom Cruise is her dad.

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Here’s Rihanna out the other day in a nice low cut top signing copies of…. Something or rather, it’s clearly not important, what’s important is that we’re getting a good look at her golden delicious candy apples
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Rihanna Gives Us A View
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Tagged booty-slip, garbage, golden, kim kardashian, like-the-fact, more-pictures, other-slutty, Pictures, signing-copies, Twitter
I’m still not sure how Twitter works or why I’m supposed to use it, but I do like the fact that it’s given women desperate for attention like Kim Kardashian a vehicle to post pictures of themselves in bikinis and other slutty outfits directly to the internet. It’s possible that that’s not the reason those nerds invented Twitter, but it’s a nice little perk. Here’s Kim in a little bikini during a photoshoot for some sort of ass-reducing product.
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Tagged Bikinis, internet, kardashian, kim kardashian, like-the-fact, little-bikini, nerds-invented, nice-little, other-slutty, Pictures, slutty, Twitter, useless-pair
Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk. The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat…

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Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day
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Tagged doll-or-muppet, Hollywood, like-the-fact, magazines, Music, never-thought, paris-hilton, sophie-monk, struggle
It’s been a while since we’ve done a post on Jessica Simpson , but here she is at the Operation Smile’s 8th Annual Smile Gala and looking pretty decent in a black dress. I say decent because I don’t like the fact that she’s hiding her big breasts … especially considering the extra pounds she’s carrying, those things are bigger and better than ever! Anyway, let’s hope she stops teasing us and starts making us smile again.
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Jessica Simpson Needs To Reveal The Goods
Oh Morgana, you poor thing.
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Merlin 1:7
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I’m not a fan of Eliza Dushku , but I do like the fact that she’s channeling her inner Catholic school girl here. There’s something about a short plaid skirt that just turns me on… but don’t worry, not to the point that you’d find me on some neighborhood predator list.
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Eliza Dushku Channels Her Inner Catholic School Girl
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Tagged articles, dushku, eliza-dushku, Hollywood, like-the-fact, Maxim Magazine, maybe-tomorrow, naked-truth, picture moment, Pictures, school-girl, super-long, Year
In doing this bullshit site, I sometimes get real shitty promotional items sent to me. It’s rare but since I don’t get paid, I guess people feel shitty enough for me and my poverty that they figure I could use free clothes or some shit and for some reason someone gave me a Nylon Magazine t-shirt and I knew that wearing it would be risky, as it is the Hipster and aspiring hipster bible and is more popular than ever, especially now that hispter is mainstream, but I took it on a test ride and not only did a couple weird lesbians with lesbian haircuts and canvas shoes give me props, but so did every homosexual I walked by, like I was one of their own, and like the fact that I was in soiled sweatpants and mismatched lace-less shoes, with ratty ass unshowered hair and a pre-pubescent-lookin unshaven beard was all part of some outfit I had cooridinated and I wasn’t down. So when I got home and took that shit that was rotting inside me only to realize I had no toilet paper, my Nylon Magazine t-shirt was the logical casuality and as I wiped my ass with it realized just how handy shit actually was, so thanks to the person who sent it to me and just so you know, it is living happily in a bunched up shitty ball in the alley outside my house where it was destined to end up….

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Tagged annalynne mccord, aubrey o'day, Hollywood, lace-less-shoes, like-the-fact, living-happily, nylon, person, Pictures, wife
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Tagged amazing, animal-testing, clement, coolest, future-ex-wife, glover, jessica-jane, kayleigh-pearson, like-the-fact, luisana-lopilato, moment, Pictures, wilde
Layla Kayleigh is probably the coolest chick out there because she talks to me on Twitter and gives me hope that one day we will end up together. Here she is in sexy lingerie for PETA and even though I don’t like the fact that my future ex-wife is showing off her amazing body, I’ll let it slide since it’s for a good cause.
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Layla Kayleigh In Sexy Lingerie For PETA
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Tagged amazing, animal-testing, coolest, future-ex-wife, layla-kayleigh, like-the-fact, Maxim Magazine, olivia-wilde, Pictures, sexy-lingerie, wilde