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Finally, They Got It Right!

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It finally happened! After years of complaining, Victoria’s Secret models actually showed up wearing their product to promote a new collection for once. Must be my lucky day. Because here’s hotties Candice Swanepoel , Karlie Kloss and Alessandra Ambrosio wearing bikinis for Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection. Of course, it’s not 100% perfect because Karlie’s still wearing her shirt like the fat kid at the pool. Don’t worry Karlie, go ahead and take it off. I’ll make sure the other models don’t make fun of you. » view all 50 photos Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Aguilera is Staying a Fat Girl of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her… I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes…. I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.

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Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media…. I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus…. TO SEE THE ARTICLE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome…. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW This Link

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Genevieve Morton Tits in MIRACLESUIT 2013 Collection of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if being the bikini model for a fat chick bathing suit that makes you look 10 pounds lighter is a dream job for a busty as fuck model who usually models bikinis under hotter circumstances, at least she was before totally letting herself go….you know in order to land this job….a diet of donuts and ice cream to make this campaign honest and truthful and not a lie that is using models who have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…to pretend they are fat and just look like they have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women thanks to a bathing suit….and I don’t really care about the details or circumstances, I am just happy looking at models with bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…. Miraclesuit is gonna make a lot of women unhappy when they realize the miracle isn’t that they end up looking like Genevieve Morton…but still like the fat slobs they are….

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Rosie Jones in Loaded of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The hottest thing about Rosie Jones is that she chose to get topless in photoshoots for magazines at a young enough age that she could profit from it when she was otherwise not really cut out to be a model…and in doing that she’s built up her own fan base, audience, and has made a little empire that will end with her being a multi millionaire….while she was destined to be a cocktail waitress….and that’s just further reminder to girls everywhere just how important it is to get naked to get ahead…if you are hot or have great tits and you aren’t a millionaire….you’re a fucking loser….I don’t get why she isn’t topless in these pics…isn’t that her thing?

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Rita Ora Modeling Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not a fan of Rita Ora at all. I find she looks like a tranny doing a Rhianna Impression, which makes sense, because she is signed to some major Jay-Z label deal, and they have been promoting her hard, in efforts to make her the next Rihanna. I think she’s fat….they they make her Yugoslavian ass look black and even when they do low level publicity stunts WHERE SHE FLASHES NIPPLE …I am unimpressed…. Here she is looking a little sloppy, even when photoshopped, modeling some ugly bathing suits, but like the fat bitch by the pool, I got no problem checking her out cuz it is better than nothing…especially when I know she’s gonna be the next big thing….

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Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism understand what love is…not that I’m autistic, but I have found that saying I am has been really helpful in justifying my creepy, souless internet behavior…and girls all wanna try to fix me and breast feed me better…..it is like ailments make pussy wet… That said, as you probably figured out, if you’re not a total retard, she’s related to that Communist with the Hitler Moustache, despite being Jewish, cuz maybe the Hitler moustache was a fashionable thing, before hitler ruined it for generations of people who wanted to rock one…..and here she is trying to become her own legendary figure….by using her figure….I’m so clever it burns when I pee…at least I blame it on my cleverness everytime I’m trying to convince a bitch to get down unprotected….

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Rihanna Kissing Rita Ora’s Face of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention…. They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily…. Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…

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Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess someone told Britney she wasn’t too fat to wear a leotard and that she wasn’t going to look like the fat kid in the dance recital trying to squeeze into the same costume as the skinny kid cuz they needed cohesiveness in their performance, and dressing her up as the fat blog of shit the other kids dance around in fear cuz it’s not politically correct, assuming Britney Spears cares about being too fat or capable, she’s just going through the motions she is contractually obliged to, cuz her team that lives off her success doesn’t want the money train to ever end, figuring she’s already got no shame, no dignity, and pretty much no soul, they better just ride this bitch out as hard as they can, whether it humilates the bitch or not, cuz she won’t know the fucking different….and the sick thing in all this is that I’m loving her big, round fat ass, I wanna take a fucking bite out of the shit I know is smeared all over it thanks to a lack of hygiene or ability to take care of herself…you know how crazy people are…maybe it’s cuz I know she’s wrapped so tight in that latex that buttery maple syrup is pouring off her….either way…I like it.

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