Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry… You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s October 3, THG readers. You know what that means. Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s okay. We’re here to tell you: Mean Girls fans the world over recall that this is the day when Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron took a huge step forward in their fictional relationship! As a result, many years later, Mean Girls Day was born!! Doesn’t get better than that on a slow news day, does it?! Eh, it probably does, honestly, but whatever, here we are. In any event, what can you do to commemorate this third day of the tenth month of the two thousand and sixteenth year A.D.? Many things. Useless, but entertaining things nonetheless. For one, you can check out the Mean Girls cast then and now , to see whose lives are fetch (so to speak) and whose just aren’t happening. MASSIVE spoiler alert you will never, ever see coming: Lindsay Lohan has seen better days. Slash decades. Seriously, Mean Girls is like a time capsule of a bygone era when LiLo was fresh-faced, talented, hilarious and not 30 going on 50. Not to go all Regina George on you, but check it out: You can throw on your finest jeans and track pants, because some fugly skank is sabotaging your diet. You can still sit with us, no worries. Or you could just watch the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan classic for the 417th time and see if your knowledge of Mean Girls quotes is still on point. It’s hard to see how they wouldn’t be, honestly. After all, this film has reached the rarefied air where where people overuse its material in everyday speech to an almost annoying degree. That’s their problem, though. Not Mean Girls ‘ problem. Hate the game (read: the general public), not the movie that produced such gems as: “I can’t go out. I’m sick.” / “Boo! You whore!” “She doesn’t even go here!” “I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” “One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.” “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” “Is butter a carb?” “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping!” “Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.” “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen! You’re so stupid!” “Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!” “We only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.” “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” “That’s so fetch!” “Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!” “If you’re from Africa, then why are you white?” “Oh my god, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!” “‘Made out with a hot dog’? Oh my god! That was one time!” “Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.”
Say what you will about the Duggars, but one thing is for sure: they are very, very resilient. It might seem like a lifetime ago, but it’s been less than two years since the news broke that Josh Duggar molested five young girls when he was a teenager — a few of those girls being his little sisters. And it’s barely been a year since we learned that Josh had been paying for an Ashley Madison account , which essentially meant that he’d been paying money to look for people to cheat on his wife with. Josh went to rehab for several months to deal with his many issues, one of which, he revealed in a statement, was a porn addiction. Another fun fact about Josh: multiple porn stars have claimed that Josh paid them for sex , and that he was frighteningly rough with them. But still, even after all that, the Duggars have stood by Josh, and a whole lot of people have stood by the Duggars. Thankfully, it seems like there is a limit to what people will support, as recent reports state that TLC will cancel the show if the family tries to bring Josh on . The Duggars have been quick to defend Josh throughout his many scandals, but when rumors started swirling that they’d invite Josh on the new show, Counting On, to defend himself , the networks promptly shut the idea down. But even though Josh is such a touchy subject, TLC seems to still love them some Duggars. So it makes sense that Amy Duggar, Jim Bob’s niece, just might be getting her own show. Amy just turned 30, and as part of her birthday celebration, she got pampered at a nail salon, where she was photographed with a film crew. The word is that she might be getting her own Duggar spinoff, or at least a special. It makes sense: in September, Amy’s husband, Dillon King, said that they were working on a secret project. “Amy and I are sorry we haven’t posted in a while,” he wrote on Facebook. “We have been very busy the last few months. We have a surprise for everyone, we have been working on some stuff and the outcome I think will be amazing.” Could the surprise be a new show? It certainly looks like it. Really, if TLC has to have another Duggar show, this would be the best way to do it. Amy is a little less controversial than the rest of her family, and she doesn’t live by their very strict rules about relationships. She was the only Duggar to suggest that perhaps Josh’s indiscretions were a little more serious than he was willing to admit. What we’re saying is that TLC has had worse ideas. Way, way worse ideas . View Slideshow: 21 Controversial Duggar Family Quotes
Can Lindsay Lohan catch a break?! She won’t be catching one with her hand for a while now, that’s for sure. As Lindsay Lohan shared earlier today on Snapchat, she had a little boating accident that nearly cost her a finger. “I almost lost my finger from the anchor,” she explained. “Well, I lost half my finger, thank goodness we found the piece of my finger … I just had surgery to fix it … it hurts so bad.” Sounds pretty gnarly, right? She also shared a little video of her injury: Lindsay Lohan Loses Part of Her Finger “This is the result of me trying to help anchor the boat by myself,” she can be heard saying. “My poor finger!” Her poor finger, indeed. It’s not clear what exactly happened — did she lose half of her finger, or were doctors able to reattach it? Did they just reattach a piece of it? What was she doing with an anchor for it to rip her finger off? — but goodness, poor Lindsay. Sadly, this is just the latest in a string of unfortunate, worrisome instances in Lindsay’s life. This summer seemed to be particularly awful for her, thanks to her creep of a fiance, Egor Tarabasov, and his allegedly abusive ways. Back in July, she claimed in a bizarre Instagram post that Egor cheated on her with a “Russian hooker.” Soon after that, she started dropping hints that she was pregnant, and we’re still not really sure what all that was about. The next day, police broke down Lindsay’s door after she stood on her balcony and repeatedly screamed that Egor had strangled her and tried to kill her . No one was there when police arrived. Then, a couple of weeks later, a video emerged of a frightening physical altercation between Lindsay and Egor. The video showed Lindsay from running from Egor with his phone while Egor chased her down and wrestled the phone from her. A few days after that , Lindsay shared a cute little selfie, but all anyone noticed was the gigantic, seriously painful-looking bruise on her arm. And finally, a couple of weeks ago, Lindsay admitted during a Russian interview that she was frightened Egor “may splash acid in my face.” Thankfully, it seems like Lindsay has left Egor, but, as this new incident proves, there’s still cause to worry about her. The way she’s going, it looks like there always will be.
In a new interview, Lindsay Lohan has made it very clear that she is NOT back together with Egor Tarabasov . And for a few very good reasons. Speaking to Russian television’s Channel One, Lohan said she ended her engagement to Tarabasov because she grew afraid for her life around him. In early August, video emerged of an ugly confrontation between Lindsay and Egor . In the footage, Lohan leaps out of a Jeep with Tarabasov’s cell phone while wearing a bathing suit. She is then chased down by her then-fiance, who tries to take the phone out of her hands. Now, via this Russian Q&A, Lohan has elaborated on the sort of dangers she faced while in a relationship with Tarabasov. “I went to bed and he broke into my house. He started strangling me,” she claims, adding in detail: “I feared that Egor may splash acid in my face. I jumped out to the balcony and shouted with all my force, ‘He’s trying to kill me, call the police!’ “I am lucky to come to Moscow to speak.” This is not the first time Lohan has made this accusation against Tarabasov. In late July, neighbors of Lohan’s in London were woken up by the actress (can we still refer to her as that?) screaming on her balcony. She also said at that time that Tarabasov had strangled her and was trying to murder her . In another video, this one obtained by The Sun, Lohan is spotted in the corner of her balcony, yelling to no one in particular: “He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Please please please. He just strangled me. One could also hear Lohan taunting Egor on this video. “Do it. I dare you again. You’re f-ckig crazy. You sick f*ck,” she bellowed. You need help. It’s my house get out of my house.” Not long after these incidents, a photo of Lohan appeared to depict a giant bruise on her arm. Here it is: Despite these allegations of abuse, there had been talk of late that Lohan was still with Tarabasov. Heck, there had been talk that Lohan was pregnant with Tarabasov’s baby . Neither of these rumors appears to be true. In response to Lohan reiterating the claim that he attempted to end her life, Tarabasov released a statement on Wednesday via the Daily Mail. “It has come to my attention that my former fiancée, Lindsay Lohan, is planning a new smear campaign against me in the Russian and international media,” he said. “My relationship with Lindsay came to an end in July 2016. “In the weeks that followed, there were numerous attempts to discredit my name by inaccurately portraying the nature of our relationship, publishing distorted facts, and making false accusations.” It certainly feels like a very long time ago when Lohan and Tarabasov happily posed for pictures such as the one below, doesn’t it? Back when Lohan first railed against Tarabasov, he says in this statement that he chose to take the higher road. “I decided not to address those harmful and false statements at that time. As an international businessman, I aim to maintain a low profile and concentrate on developing my business. “I also chose to keep my silence out of respect for Lindsay.” But now? Now that Lohan has gone on another record with abuse assertions? “Today, I would like to state that all accusations made, and about to be made, by Lindsay against me are not true,” Ego said. “I refuse to be dragged into the media storm created in the aftermath of our breakup. I will not be making any more statements with regards to my former relationship with Lindsay, but I will use all possible legal means to protect my name and reputation.” Lohan and Tarabosov started dating in 2015 and got engaged in Apri In July, Lohan went on a social media rant against her fiance, accusing him of cheating on her. “Honey, come home, please,” she Tweeted, later adding: “I guess I was the same at 23… S—ty time-it changes at 26/27 @e2505t thanks for not coming home tonight. Fame changes people.” She also made references to Egor being with a “Russian hooker.” Lohan later apologized for airing this grievance in public, although this was pretty clearly the beginning of the end for the couple. We’re shocked that Lindsay Lohan was involved in such a tumultuous relationship. (In all seriousness, though, if Tarabasov laid a hand on her, he’s completely in the wrong.)
Rihanna is no stranger to nudity. In fact, with the possible exception of Miley Cyrus, she may be the nakedest pop star of all time. The girl loves stripping down so much that there have been reports of former label boss Jay Z cautioning her to stop getting naked all the time . So naturally, she’s a perfect subject for Terry Richardson. If you’re familiar with his work, you know that Richardson is a photographer who seems to specialize in convincing famous people to take their clothes off in the name or art. So it’s not surprising that Rihanna’s latest shoot with Richardson offers up a whole lot of boob-grabbing, suggestive-cigar-chomping fun. This isn’t Richardson and RiRi’s first shoot, but it may be their raciest. Their raciest shoot together , that is. These two have both done much more revealing stuff on their own. In fact, you probably shouldn’t click through this gallery of Richardson’s work if you’re at work, in a public place, or just want to go through the rest of your life not knowing what Lindsay Lohan pretending to fellate a handgun looks like. Anyway, RiRi’s latest pics will appear in the new issue of CR Fashion Book . The magazine claims that the photos are centered around a Marie Antoinette theme. If you paid attention in history class, you might recall the famous incident in which Marie Antoinette grabbed her own boob. Or it’s possible we just made that up. The point is, Rihanna’s boobs have made another appearance, and for that, we thank her. “Looking at the life and times of Marie Antoinette, we begin to see parallels between her and the female celebrities of today,” the magazine reads. “Who besides our modern pop stars are followed with more obsession and desire? “Rihanna is beloved while Marie Antoinette was not, but she shares with the Queen an unapologetic attitude that inspires and fascinates. “She says what she wants, smokes what she wants, and wears what she wants, making her an icon of authenticity in an era of calculated, pre-baked fame.” Whatever you say, boob purveyor. As you know if you follow the Life of RiRi, the singer is dating Drake these days, and it’s anyone’s guess how he feels about her frequent nudity. View Slideshow: 39 Ridiculously Racy Rihanna Photos On the one hand, Rihanna obviously looks amazing, and he could be incredibly proud. On the other hand, Aubrey is a bit of a sensitive soul, so he could feel threatened by the thought of millions of people leering at his girlfriend. In any event, he probably doesn’t have much say in the matter. As the person who wrote that weird “Rihanna is just like Marie Antoinette except everyone loves her, so really not at all” explanation can attest, RiRi is 100% her own woman.
Big Girl Kate Upton – has been working out – because I guess she’s tired of being told she’s too big, fat and awkward shaped by the haters…while realizing by cross referencing her savings account…not her trust fund account because her grandfather invented the modern Washing Machine….and she has evidence that she’s not too fat to get work, she got paid, people hired her, she worked everyday – and now her retard, terrible acting skills are being put into movies…her real passion….because movies need random big titty hot chicks… What she doesn’t realize is that she was fat, dudes just don’t care as long as there are big tits…and dudes are still jerking off to pics of her tits…we’re basic like that…and brands are too stupid to realize why people are actually being followed on social media and assume putting them in lipstick campaigns will convert…even though the only people who give a fuck about her are too busy jerking off to her tits to buy lipstick for when they are jerking off to her tits…. Tits she not showing off for this shoot…a terrible attempt at a rebrand… The post Big Girl Kate Upton in Glamour Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood…. Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with… I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits…. I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood… I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul…. But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance… Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat… A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT And I’m a lifelong fan… The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
