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Lindsay Lohan Parties First Night of Freedom Away

Lindsay Lohan had her ankle monitor removed and was released from house arrest around 10:20 a.m. Pacific Time yesterday. Last night, she partied with friends at the Lexington Social House in Los Angeles. We’re as shocked as you are: she didn’t go there for a late breakfast?!? Lohan reportedly spent the evening with actors Emile Hirsch and Lyndsy Fonseca, barely making it out of the club without falling as she tried (and failed) to hide from a swarm of paparazzi. It’s nice to see this star getting back to what she does best, isn’t it? [Photos: WENN.com] UPDATE: Lohan has replied to this coverage and written on her WhoSay page: “Of course me going to my best friends going away dinner is a headline- especially on my first day out of my house in 35 days. That does not give anyone the right to have a field day and manifest stories. IT WAS A GOING AWAY DINNER, THAT WAS IT “Nothing exciting happened aside from the very yummy hummus and pita. If anyone caused me to nearly fall it was the pyschotic [sic] paparazzi…. off to the gym now- have a lovely day xo.”

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Signs That He’s In Love With You

“Actions speak louder than words” isn’t a worn cliché, it’s the truth. And when it comes to love, what people do means so much more than what they say. Whether your partner goes silent when faced with the ‘L’ word, or if he says it to you every day, the way he treats you is what really lets you know how he feels. Here are few clues to let you know if your lover is, in fact, in love with you. When your partner starts to prioritize your thoughts, feelings and desires with the same importance he places upon his own, there’s a good chance that he’s all in. He’s more often than not checking for how you feel, if you are comfortable and what’s on your mind; this means even more coming from a guy who’s not a perpetual people pleaser. If you inspire him to act like one, he may just have love all over him. Continue reading…

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You Can’t Be Serious… Lindsay Blo-han Is Already Off House Arrest???

This broad must be the White celebrity female version of Keyser Söze : “protected by the Devil on high” when it comes to her criminal activity. Her house arrest for constantly violating probabtion and being a thieving drunk/powderhead is officially over. And if you’re trying to remember how much time it’s been since she was sentenced: 35 days. That’s shorter than the amount of summer school a kid gets for failing high school math! A source confirms to E! News that Lohan has had her ankle bracelet removed and is now free to leave her Venice, Calif. residence. Separately, Lindsay’s rep tells E!: “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation which she has been unable to perform during house arrest.” For Lohan, who hasn’t been seen on the big screen since her blink-and-you-missed-it cameo in 2010′s action film Machete, that “obligation” includes mopping floors at the L.A. County Morgue. Lohan was originally sentenced to 120 days in prison for violating her probation after she was charged with felony grand theft for allegedly swiping a $2,500 necklace. Those charges were later reduced to a misdemeanor for which she pleaded no contest. However due to the fact that Lohan’s a non-violent offender, she was eligible to complete her term by spending 35 days in home confinement to reduce jail overcrowding, her movements tracked by an ankle monitor. There was speculation last week that she might end up back in the clink however after she flunked a random alcohol test on June 13. But after being ordered back to court last week, the judge said the incident did not constitute a probation violation. WHAT. The hell??? At least she’s not all the way off the hook. While her time in home detention has come to an end, the actress still has to complete 480 hours of community service that includes 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and another 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue. The community service must be completed within a year and Lohan is due back in court for a progress report on July 21. We don’t even understand why they still waste time and taxpayer money to bring this broad to court when she never ever ever gets punished for real. Souce

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You Can’t Be Serious… Lindsay Blo-han Is Already Off House Arrest???

This broad must be the White celebrity female version of Keyser Söze : “protected by the Devil on high” when it comes to her criminal activity. Her house arrest for constantly violating probabtion and being a thieving drunk/powderhead is officially over. And if you’re trying to remember how much time it’s been since she was sentenced: 35 days. That’s shorter than the amount of summer school a kid gets for failing high school math! A source confirms to E! News that Lohan has had her ankle bracelet removed and is now free to leave her Venice, Calif. residence. Separately, Lindsay’s rep tells E!: “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation which she has been unable to perform during house arrest.” For Lohan, who hasn’t been seen on the big screen since her blink-and-you-missed-it cameo in 2010′s action film Machete, that “obligation” includes mopping floors at the L.A. County Morgue. Lohan was originally sentenced to 120 days in prison for violating her probation after she was charged with felony grand theft for allegedly swiping a $2,500 necklace. Those charges were later reduced to a misdemeanor for which she pleaded no contest. However due to the fact that Lohan’s a non-violent offender, she was eligible to complete her term by spending 35 days in home confinement to reduce jail overcrowding, her movements tracked by an ankle monitor. There was speculation last week that she might end up back in the clink however after she flunked a random alcohol test on June 13. But after being ordered back to court last week, the judge said the incident did not constitute a probation violation. WHAT. The hell??? At least she’s not all the way off the hook. While her time in home detention has come to an end, the actress still has to complete 480 hours of community service that includes 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and another 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue. The community service must be completed within a year and Lohan is due back in court for a progress report on July 21. We don’t even understand why they still waste time and taxpayer money to bring this broad to court when she never ever ever gets punished for real. Souce

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Kara DioGuardi Opens Up About Lindsay Lohan, ‘No Boundaries’

We ask ‘Platinum Hit’ judge about the less-than-stellar credits in her catalog. By Jim Cantiello Kara DioGuardi Photo: MTV News In her decade-plus career, Kara DioGuardi has helped write some of the biggest hits for artists like Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Cobra Starship, Carrie Underwood, the Pussycat Dolls and countless others. But when you’re an in-demand pop songwriter and you’re churning out tracks at a breakneck pace, they can’t all be winners. Hell, even John Lennon and Paul McCartney published a few turkeys. Lucky for fans, DioGuardi’s sense of humor is just as strong as her sense of melody. When stopping by MTV News to promote her Bravo reality competition “Platinum Hit,” the former “American Idol” judge was more than happy to dish about some of the crazier credits on her otherwise-sparkling r

Lindsay Lohan Contains Her Big Breasts

So you may have heard yesterday that Lindsay Lohan had failed another alcohol test or some crap like that and was supposed to be in big trouble. Well, she went to court yesterday to sort it all out and everything is going to be just fine. Of course it is. I don’t really care what this chick does anymore, I think she misses her prison leg wrestling league, but she’s hot and like to see her all dressed up for legal procedures. Here she is looking sexy yesterday in a tight dress shirt. I like it. That button is working pretty hard to keep those big breasts contained. Stupid button.

Lindsay Lohan Does Money Makin’ on House Arrest of the Day

“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter… Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled… But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at.. A much more interesting story about BEEZID , is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there…. That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity… Good times.

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Gerard Butler and Ashley Greene: Hot and Heavy in NYC!

Unexpected, mismatched couple alert! Witnesses spotted Gerard Butler and Ashley Greene getting both hot and heavy on June 7 at the Boom Boom Room in New York City. “He had a hand on her shoulder and leaned in to her,” a source told Us Weekly . “He really turned on the charm.” Greene was most recently linked to Joe Jonas, while Butler fought off Lindsay Lohan over the weekend. But he went the other way with this Twilight beauty. He reportedly sang along with Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” and then, insiders swear, the Scottish actor put a hand on her butt. Oh, yes. This sounds serious. [Photos: WENN.com]

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Her Vagina Aint Handicapped of the Day

I don’t know how I missed this, but it’s amazing… This is the kind of girl who would let you do anything you wanted to do to her, because I’m guessing not many people are offering her dick, even though the perverts I know wouldn’t let a little birth defect get in the way of getting off… I lost my virginity to an albino chick for the very same reason….they are girls with needs who everyday dudes ignore as potential great head…once you get past the disgusting and weird factor, it’s all gravy…..vagina gravy. I figure as this hits more and more views and her celebrity gets huge, she’ll have all the groupie cock knocking on her oxygen tank… This is just the beginning for this star….and thank god for her…her vagina ain’t handicapped…This cripple with swag owns the internet….cuz she’s doing the shit I tried to get a retard home I was working for years ago to make similar videos…but they thought mocking their handicapped kids was wrong…even though that kind of ownership leads to acceptance….or some shit…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Great Tits have a House Arrest Party of the Day

I don’t have the right to post the Lindsay Lohan House Arrest rooftop party pictures, cuz the paparazzi agency her PR company hired to shoot the pics, isn’t nice to me…but luckily, this is the internet and I can just link out to the shit….not to mention her sheer top showing off her nipple on her amazing fake tits, even though I hate fake tits, but these are some high cost fake tits, is a lot more fun to look at….and really I’m just posting the house arrest pics to outline the mockery that is the American legal system when it comes to celebs….I have a friend who robbed a jewelry store, and motherfucker did 5 years of hard time…meanwhile this drunken bitch is having a party in her house, cuz she can’t leave her life of luxury to hit up the outside world, she’s got Maids for that…. I call this living the fucking dream, I’m just offended I never got my invite. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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