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Lindsay Lohan Needs a Lawyer ASAP!

Lindsay Lohan has legal problems galore, yet can’t seem to find a lawyer to rep her in the probation violation case that recently earned her a jail sentence. Sources report that Lindsay and mom Dina have been interviewing potential lawyers like crazy but “They are suspicious of their (the lawyers’) motives.” Those motives being that no attorney wants anything to do with the epic mess that is Lindsay Lohan – one lawyer even said as much earlier this week. Interestingly, Lohan is now talking to former O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Shapiro, but she has not retained him yet. That could be a good fit, however. Guy helped a murderer go free – what’s a measly probation violation? LINDSAY LOHAN : In need of help … legal and other forms . She’s working on a tight schedule in any case. The train wreck is due to surrender in Judge Marsha Revel’s court on July 20 to begin a 90-day jail sentence .

Lindsay Lohan In Twitter Fight With Joan Rivers, Dr. Drew

Feud began when veteran comedian tweeted series of jokes riffing on embattled actress’ legal troubles. By Gil Kaufman Linsday Lohan and Joan Rivers Photo: Steve Granitz/Getty Images As if she didn’t have enough to worry about with her upcoming 90-day jail sentence and lack of a lawyer to represent her, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is now engaged in a nasty Twitter feud with legendary insult comedian Joan Rivers. The back-and-forth began on Friday, when Rivers Twitter-slammed Lohan, writing that the 24-year-old is “so dumb” that her “idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.” In her inimitable style, she added, “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor,” as well as “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof,” and “Lindsay Lohan had ‘F— you’ painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had ‘eat me you party skank’ painted on her.” The latter referred to the now-infamous profane tattoo Lohan had on her fingernail during her recent probation hearing. “Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven,” Lohan tweeted in response on Tuesday, taking a double shot at the comedienne and her own estranged father, who has said he believes Lohan needs serious treatment for her substance-abuse issues. “All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew — any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?” she followed up, adding a third victim to the feud by taking a shot at “Celebrity Rehab” star Dr. Drew Pinsky, who recently told RadarOnline that Lohan would do better in his care in a yearlong residential treatment facility than in jail, which he fears will “harden her.” Swinging at all her detractors, Lohan wrapped up by quoting none other than the G-Unit General. “In the words of 50 cent … You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth.” While Rivers did not respond to the barbs, Pinsky did, tweeting on Tuesday, “Thanks @lindsaylohan sounds like a terrific plan! Actually happy to see you have retained your sense of humor despite your circumstances,” adding a thank you to his fans who defended him in light of Lohan’s use of quotes around the veteran addiction specialist and physician’s “Dr.” title in her tweet. Lohan is slated to report for her jail sentence on July 20. Related Photos Lindsay Lohan Goes To Court The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan — Someone Get Me a Lawyer!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan can’t find a lawyer to save her life. Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ LiLo and mama Dina have been interviewing potential lawyers like crazy but, we’re told, “They are suspicious of their (the lawyers’) motives.” We’ve learned… Read more

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Best of Lindsay Lohan Fashion: Ankle Monitor Style

Being shackled with a court-ordered SCRAM alcohol monitor device around one’s ankle would crimp the style of many stars, but Lindsay Lohan rolls with it. Girl is nothing if not flexible. She’s also used to it by now. Whether she’s hitting the clubs or the courtroom, the troubled star has turned a fashion challenge into an opportunity. Let’s just say she has a lot of boots! As for why she goes clubbing while unable to drink, and while staring at a jail sentence for violating her probation, we have no clue. That’s Lindsay for you. The good news: The ankle monitor finally gets taken off July 20. The bad news: She’ll be wearing an orange jumpsuit for awhile after that. Kind of a drag. We’re behind you all the way, girl. You look great, at least. Click to enlarge some of the Lindsay Lohan pictures from recent weeks. Call it ankle monitor chic:

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Why Can’t Lindsay Lohan Keep Guns Away From Her Mouth?

OK, this is just weird: A new character poster for Machete features Lindsay Lohan as The Sister, a vengeful-nun role first teased in the film’s more stirring trailer earlier this summer. Fine and good, except that Robert Rodriguez’s jailbound , profanicured muse was first practicing her oral pistol fixation for photographer Tyler Shields last spring. Should we be, uh, worried?

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Lindsay Lohan Just Says No … To Some Drugs

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice A source extremely close to Lindsay Lohan tells TMZ the actress has cut herself off from several prescription meds — including the powerful painkiller Dilaudid — even though she’s legally allowed to take them. As we first reported … court documents… Read more

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TMZ Live: Gibson, Lohan and Eli Roth

Filed under: Tiger Woods , Lindsay Lohan , Mel Gibson , Oksana Grigorieva , TMZ Live , TMZ Sports , Movies , Sam Ronson , Samantha Ronson , Eli Roth We took your questions on everything — including Elin ‘s settlement from Tiger Woods , LiLo and Sam Ronson hanging out again, and why Oksana ‘s dentist could be a key witness if Mel Gibson is prosecuted for domestic violence. Plus: Eli Roth stops by and… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Training for Prison Rape of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway…. Pics via Fame

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From Child Stars to Child Predators

Wouldn't it be cool if you bet on who's going to be the next Lindsay Lohan? Think of the payout! Also, someone needs to take Chris Hansen down a peg. added by: JaminDime

Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Friend — Horrible Decision!

Filed under: Sofia Vergara , Hot Bodies Sofia Vergara ‘s friend just learned a very tough lesson about life … never pose next to Sofia Vergara in a bikini!!!! The ” Modern Family ” star — who’s currently on a two week vacation in Italy — just posted this photo on her Twitter page,… Read more

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