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Vienna Girardi Sex Emails to Lee Smith: Revealed, Scandalous, Far From Intelligent

A tearful Vienna Girardi claimed in this week’s explosive interview on The Bachelorette that she was loyal to that stiff Jake Pavelka until the bitter end. Actor Gregory Michael said he made out with her before the breakup, though, and now a bunch of emails she allegedly wrote to her ex have surfaced. Emails full of sexual innuendo … and spelling errors. Lee Smith, one of many ex-boyfriends in the wild, crazy life of Vienna Girardi, has apparently been in contact with her since her stint on The Bachelor . Vienna’s “bubbie” (whatever the hell that means) released what he says is a June 14-16 email chain – i.e. a week before the Breakup of the Century . Excerpts from the unintentionally hilarious exchange: We think this is Lee Smith, the ex-boyfriend of Vienna Girardi in question. We’re not positive, however. The girl kind of got around. Like a record, one could say . Lee Smith : “I’m here again feeling a oh so fimilar [sic] feeling … I think it is a mixture of antisapation [sic] or mabey [sic] it’s me just missin you either way…” Vienna Girardi : “You are my life. I love you so much and can’t wait to be in your arms again.” Lee Smith : “Don’t u miss touching all the time are [sic] long baths …” Vienna Girardi : “I do miss all that. I love you so much bubbie. I want our life back.” Lee Smith : “u are all I want!!!! I want to sex u up so bad baby!” Gosh, who wouldn’t want to sex that up … well, besides that prude Jake. Interestingly, contrary to her claim that Playboy made up the rumor of a Vienna Girardi nude photo spread, her last email says, “I may be doing playboy this weekend … Xoxo.” A source close to Vienna says she wasn’t the author of these gems obtained by TMZ, and thinks someone “hacked her email.” LOL, who’s the source, Lindsay Lohan?

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Did Lindsay Lohan Just Compare Herself to a Condemned Iranian Woman?

I can’t believe it’s come to this for me or… anyone , but Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter feed has developed into a sincerely fascinating current-events sh*tshow since her jail sentencing Tuesday . As if her chosen background of topless nymph communing with a fluffy white Yak of the Heavens weren’t awesome enough , how about the stream-of-consciousness flow from vulgar manicure self-defense to her assailing of “constitutionally perverted” sentencing guidelines to… well, it’s complicated. Read on and let’s sort it out.

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The 5 Most Stunning Emmy Snubs of 2010

No matter how much goodwill the Emmy Awards engendered by nominating Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton for Friday Night Lights , when Tony Shalhoub is still hearing his name called for Monk , you know there must have been some snubs. Here now are the Movieline-approved five most egregious. Set your outrage level to apoplectic and click ahead to witness the carnage.

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Late Night Highlights: Steve Carell Takes Over the Colbert Report While Jay Leno Rips on Lindsay Lohan

Last night on the Colbert Report , the host’s former fellow Daily Show correspondent Steve Carell dropped by to promote two movies ( Dinner With Schmucks and Despicable Me ), insult Stephen Colbert and debut his (hopefully) new Comedy Central program, The Carell Corral . Click through those segments as well as the other highlights you missed last night while praying for an Emmy nomination .

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Lindsay Lohan Tampered With Ankle Monitor Twice

On two occasions, Lindsay Lohan tried to tamper with the SCRAM alcohol monitoring device on her ankle to obstruct its readings, according to new reports. Lohan’s ankle monitor went off after the MTV Movie Awards June 7. This was not a factor in her recent probation violation case, but doesn’t help her cause. The troubled little brat earned a 90-day jail term for disregarding the terms of her probation, stemming from her wild 2007 high-speed chase and DUI arrest. The SCRAM device was a condition of her bail prior to this week’s hearing, not her probation, so the alleged tampering was barred from court proceedings. Not that its omission did her much good. Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan’s case say the actress twice placed a foreign object between her skin and the SCRAM to block its alcohol readings. The night of the MTV Movie Awards, when the ankle monitor went off and showed a .03 blood alcohol level, was one of the times Lindsay tampered with it. Sources say days later Lindsay tried obstructing her SCRAM again, and the data registered by the SCRAM device reveals tampering on both occasions. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, counters “There are a number of people who were with her who could attest that she never tampered with her bracelet and there are well-documented problems with the SCRAM bracelet and its accuracy.” LOL. Who are these people exactly Shawn? Moreover, why would we believe anyone close to Lindsay freaking Lohan, the type of girl who says f–k you to the judge in tiny print on her fingernails? Lindsay claims, of course, that the profane manicure was just a joke and had nothing to do with the court proceedings. Geez, get off her back already! Hours after the sentence, Lindsay bitterly complained to friends, calling Judge Marsha Revel “a f**king b!tch” who hates her and was out to get her. Lindsay insists she does not have a problem with drugs or alcohol and thinks Revel slapped her with the 90-day sentence to make an example out of her. Works for us if so. Lindsay belongs in …

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Lohan Skips B-Day Bash, Hangs with Kim K

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian made a late night visit to Lindsay Lohan last night — stopping by her friend’s place before she begins her 90 day jail sentence. Kim wasn’t talking on her way out of the West Hollywood apartment complex — and though Linds was supposed… Read more

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Lindsay Obstructed SCRAM Twice — Allegedly

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan ‘s case tell TMZ LiLo twice placed a foreign object between her skin and her SCRAM, to obstruct any alcohol reading. We’re told the night of the MTV Movie Awards — when her SCRAM registered more than a .03 blood… Read more

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What Will Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Time Be Like?

Legal experts say it will be difficult but not dangerous. By Gil Kaufman Lindsay Lohan in court on Tuesday Photo: David McNew/ Getty Images Lindsay Lohan already knows what jail is like, but unlike the 84 minutes of a one-day sentence she served on her 2007 DUI conviction, this time the troubled actress is looking at a minimum of 23 days in light of the 90-day sentence imposed on her by Judge Marsha Revel on Tuesday for probation violations. A panel of legal experts contacted by MTV News said the sentence is serious business and it will be very hard on the 5-foot-5, 105-pound actress but all agreed that she won’t be in any physical danger. “It will be the same as it was with Paris [Hilton],” said New York attorney Scott Leemon, whose client list includes Busta Rhymes, 50 Cent, Young Jeezy and Tony Yayo. “She’ll have her own private cell in segregation, and she will be protected. It won’t be easy, but she won’t be put in general population. They don’t want the liability if someone does something to her.” At the very least, Leemon predicted the jail stint — Lohan will likely only serve 25 percent of her 90-day stretch due to severe overcrowding in L.A. County jails — could help scare the troubled actress straight. “She’s definitely more scared than she’s ever been in her life this morning,” said Leemon, who is not involved in the case but has been following it in the news. “She gets the point. The question is: What will she do about it? And did she get the point before she went to court yesterday? Hopefully this will wake her up, because she’s got a rough six months ahead of her.” Having a celebrity like Lohan in their jail is a bit of nightmare for the L.A. County authorities, because protecting a high-profile prisoner from any harm is a major headache, said Stacey Richman, who knows about that particular situation considering her client, Lil Wayne, is currently in New York’s Rikers Island prison doing a one-year stretch on a gun charge. “It’s going to be tremendously unpleasant for her, like it is for Wayne. … She won’t enjoy this in the least,” Richman said. “It’s not in the interest of any state authority to let anything happen to her … but it seems to me that she’s in crisis, and this could be a good thing.” The jail time is actually not the hardest part of what Lohan will face over the next six months, according to veteran attorney Benjamin Brafman, who was part of the legal team defending the late Michael Jackson in the singer’s 2004 child-molestation trial and who helped keep Diddy out of jail in his 2001 Club New York gun case. “The jail part is the most humiliating part, and it interferes with her career,” Brafman said. “But that will be short and over, and it will pass rather quickly. The real difficult part comes after jail, where she faces the demons that sent her to jail to begin with.” Brafman also didn’t think Lohan would be in any physical danger while behind bars, because the Los Angeles Police Department is used to dealing with prisoners of note who require segregation and protection. “It’s not prison, but she will have to obey the rules, which will be a harsh reality.” Lohan’s attorney could not be reached for comment at press time. Related Photos Lindsay Lohan Goes To Court The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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TMZ’s NBA Insider — LeBron’s Going to the Knicks

Filed under: Jared Dudley , LeBron James , TMZ Sports Sorry Cleveland … and Chicago … and New Jersey … LeBron James is headed for the New York Knicks … at least according to Phoenix Suns superstar (and TMZ special reporter) Jared Dudley . Jared just phoned into TMZ Live … and revealed that his top… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan — Amphetamines, Opiates, A-OK

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan tested positive for amphetamines and opiates during her random drug tests, this according to the probation officer’s report obtained by TMZ. But according to the report, Lindsay was allowed to take the drugs that created the positive… Read more

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