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Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters… What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Be a No-Show in Court

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan will not make it to court tomorrow … TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ … Lindsay claims someone stole her passport in Cannes.

‘Mean Girls’ Follow-Up ‘Mean Moms’ In The Works

Lindsay Lohan and company won’t be back for new flick about suburban parents. By Jocelyn Vena Lindsey Lohan on the “Mean Girls” poster Photo: Paramount Pictures Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried and Rachel McAdams learned their lessons about putting enemies in their burn book a long time ago. But Hollywood seems to think a different generation should get in on the action. Following the theme of the 2004 comedy co-written by Tina Fey “Mean Girls,” “Mean Moms” is being prepped for the big screen, Variety reports. No names have been attached to star in the project yet, but Adam Shankman, Jennifer Gibgot and Jill Messick are all in talks to produce the flick for New Line. Much like “Mean Girls,” “Mean Moms” will be based on an advice book by Rosalind Wiseman. Wiseman’s “Queen Bees and Wannabees: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends, and the New Realities of Girl World” was the basis for the Lindsay Lohan flick about a girl who goes from homeschooling to the dangerous world of high school. The new film will take on the subject of the author’s 2006 book, “Queen Bee Moms and King Pin Dads: Dealing with the Parents, Teachers, Coaches, and Counselors Who Can Make — or Break — Your Child’s Future.” According to Variety, Dara and Chad Creasey will write the “Mean Moms” screenplay about a “happily married mother of two who moves from small town America to the high class suburbs and is faced with confronting the cut throat world of competitive parenting.” None of the characters from the first flick will appear in the sequel. Scant other details are known about when production will begin or when it may hit theaters. Wiseman’s first novel, “Boys, Girls and Other Hazardous Materials,” which explores bullying among boys as well as girls in the digital age, was published earlier this year. Who would you like to see star in “Mean Moms?” Discuss in the comments! For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com .

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Polanski Party, Table for 2?

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan has just over 24 hours to make it back to L.A. — or she will become a fugitive from justice. Lohan has been ordered to come to court … and as TMZ first reported the command performance is because the judge has determined she has not… Read more

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Alcohol Ed. Coordinator: Lindsay Lohan Rules!

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is in compliance with her alcohol education course … at least according to a letter sent by program officials to the judge in her DUI case. According to the letter sent by Right On Programs, Lindsay “attends regularly and consistently” and “is positive and receptive to ideas regarding lifestyle changes.” The program wrote the letter , despite the fact that Lindsay has only attended 10 of the required 13 classes, with the deadline of May 20 (tomorrow) looming. Nor does the program make any mention of the “lifestyle choices” Lindsay has made in the last few months … falling into cacti, throwing drinks and whatnot. According to the letter, “She has never come [to class] under the influence.” OMG wow, congratulations! You’re not supposed to show up to alcohol ed drunk! The letter notes Lindsay “attends regularly and consistently communicates in a timely manner to reschedule if necessary.” Apparently bribes go a long way in life. The program concludes, “At this time, Lindsay is in program compliance.” There were a few weeks where Lindsay, who is rumored to be dating Indrani , did not attend, but the organization says her absences were all approved in advance. The program is not required to notify the judge unless Lindsay misses 21 straight days. The judge, however, ordered her to attend class at least once every seven . She hasn’t done that by any stretch of the imagination. Not even close, really. But it’s all up to the judge as to whether the train wreck actually pays a price for it. Because Lindsay is not in full compliance, the judge has ordered her to attend Thursday’s court session. How that shakes out is anyone’s guess. (Jail! Jail! Jail!) Click to enlarge more recent Lindsay Lohan pictures from Cannes … [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri:Lindsay Lohan’s new girlfriend

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Lindsay Lohan May Face Jail

According to the media reports, “Mean Girls” actress Lindsay Lohan was ordered to attend a probation hearing which may lead to jail time for reportedly missing alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 drunken driving case. As per court authority, Beverly Hills Superior Court judge Marsha Revel had ordered the troubled actress to attend a progress review in person on Thursday. An order was issued by the court when the celebrity website TMZ.com reported that the 23-year-old has attended only 10 of 13 alcohol education classes required of her and spent months partying. Judicial sources says that the judge could decide to put her behind bars if what the website reported was true. Actress Linday Lohan is in France to attend the Cannes Film Festival and her attorney has not made comment yet. She was arrested and sued because of drunk driving, reckless driving and driving under the influence of cocaine in 2007. Lindsay Lohan was placed on three (3) years probation and ordered to complete an 18-month alcohol education program. Last October, the Superior Court extended Lohan’s three (3) years probation for another year and warned her to get serious about the alcohol program. She was sentenced for 24 hours in jail but spent just 84 minutes behind bars because of overcrowding in Los Angeles prisoners. Lindsay Lohan May Face Jail is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Prosecutor: Lindsay Should Do Time

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned the prosecutor in the Lindsay Lohan DUI probation case thinks she’s violated her probation and should be sent to jail. Sources tell TMZ the prosecutor believes the judge made it clear during the last hearing — either Lindsay proves she’s… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan a "Positive" and "Receptive" Alcohol-Education Student

Lindsay Lohan has been a very good student, according to her latest progress report. The director of Right On Programs, with whom Lohan has been attending court-ordered alcohol education…

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Lindsay Lohan — High Marks from Alcohol Ed

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan is in compliance with her alcohol ed course — this according to a letter sent by program officials to the judge in Lindsay’s DUI probation case. According to the letter from Right On Programs — filed with the court and obtained by TMZ –… Read more

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