Lindsay Lohan’s nipple made an appearance this past weekend, which was nice to see, because of her irrelevance, her tits are still fantastic and deserve attention… Although looking pale, weak, suffocated, dried up and half dead, that is pretty much exactly what Lohan looks like, so it makes snese… I am still happy to see the nipples is still alive, despite everything about Lohan being dead, other than her tits… because she’s got some great tits that no matter how long she lives, which doesn’t look like it will be very long…will always be great tits… I am, and will always be a Lohan fan. We’re connected at the soul, that’s how it works….but I do agree that she’s pretty far gone and was really just a child star, who got gigs cuz she was cute in an era when that mattered…but now..it just doesn’t and her acting alone has been really fucking grbage…so the dreams of her winning an Oscar are there, but I think in the meantime her best work is this nipple flash… But then again, if she did win an Oscar and wasn’t a half dead, damaged child star, her best work would still be the nipple slip.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her from behind…becasue I guess she wanted to scare off anyone who thought they still wanted to fuck Lohan by reminding them of her anorexic, skeletor ass, that the older she gets, the weirdo it gets…but thanks to her implants, them tits…stay the fucking same… Lindsay Lohan wrote this on her instagram on September 11…..I read it, didn’t understand it, but that’s probably because Lohan is an absolute lunatic… they always come back. I love you NYC ????they always come back. I love you NYC ???? #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed ????to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… ???? #UnitedNations All this say, I pretty much love Lindsay Lohan…she’s so fucking crazy…beat up…expired…that I just want to bury my face in her until I die… The post Lindsay Lohan Has No Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wouldn’t really call this a genius move, but it’s definitely an obvious one… Keep in mind this is totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…almost as irrelevant as Bobo buying 2.3 percent of Facebook in 2009 that is now worth 1 billion dollars….because that’s what philathropy is about….and not nearly as important as the Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht like a stripper, something I’ve experienced first hand in a hotel room in 2008, but it still makes me laugh that dude, instead of going to jail as a sex offender, has been able to openly admit he fucked teen Kylie because her parents were no where to be found, and not just because her dad was in disguise on some Mrs DOubtfire shit….but because they are garbage into themselves…but she’s got a huge fucking following, people are talking so do the whole “first” love manipulation and cast her in your bullshit, because it gets her some visibility, breaking free from her sisters who made her tranny like her daddy face relevant… ALl while getting him free talent and views so people can now know one of Tyga’s songs when asked, because before today anyone, even hip hop fans couldn’t place anything motherfuker did…other than Kylie… Either way, manipulate broken young girls pretending it is love and win…that’s the Tyga lesson of the day The post Tyga Takes Advantage of his Broken Tween Girlfriend by Casting Her in a Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This pretty much completes my life…. It’s just so many issues bundled into one crazy girl, showing off her dance routine she learned as a kid when her parents whored her out to the industry…because..when normal drunk, medicated addicts dance like this, I usually just assume they are having a good time or trying to make money for a purse or to feed their babies as a stripper….but when Lohan does it..it’s dark…and incredible….I just wish that yacht deck she’s grinding for rich guys was my face. I want to taste everything that well traveled, terribly aged, like a moldy cheesy pussy has to offer… That said, in 2008, I was in a hotel room with Lohan, wasted at 3 or 4 in the morning and she was dancing like a stripper, slapping the floor and looking amazing…not quite as good as this..but close…and that disturbing image has been something i haven never been able to recreate with hookers, but wish I fucking could…but this is close…because people don’t change…especially when it comes to dance dance dance… The post Lindsay Lohan Dancing in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait are models… Everyone in the fucking world seems to be models now… Even fat chicks… Because modeling, like porno, has an audience for everything… Whether you’re some akward lesbian hipster, or some short as fuck girl with a fat ass, you can get instagram followers, you can be relevant, you just need to not be scared to crawl around in underwear and/or show your nipples.. That’s not to say these girls are instagram models, and not actual models, but it’s all the same fucking bullshit, with the same fucking conclusion, and that conclusion is that they won’t let you fuck them, unless you are rich…but they will show you their nipples…and nipples on girls who won’t fuck you is better than no nipples on girls who won’t fuck you.. Pics by HUNTER AND GATTI The post Fanny Françoisa and Sabrina Nait in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know we’ve all seen Kim Kardashian’s vagina, or what we think was her vagina, but based on her Botox, over-made-up face, I would like to re-watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape, to really see if there is every a shot of her face and pussy in the same frame…because I’m thinking maybe…the black dick we all thought belonged to Ray J…was actually Kims…. I know this pregnancy thing ruins this theory, but Kanye’s sexuality supports where I am going with this…and that is that Kim K, is a chick with a dick….and tits..tits…she’s being coy about showing because that’s her model face…or maybe it’s just her tranny face that can’t move due to the botox…whatever… The post Kim Kardashian is the Tranny in the Family of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lohan posted the above MEME to her instagram. I know what you’re thinking. How could anyone not like Lohan, I mean she’s the single greatest thing to have happened the last 30 years. Sure her body of work is pretty low level, but her celebrity, mainly based on being made fun of by the unsupportive media, that seemed to want her delicate soul to fail, while her family that extorted her, her friends who used her to get seen in the paparazzi, and me, because I love her…just wanted her to succeed… But I guess, Lohan, feels like she can’t please everyone, especially not me, because has ignored my formal requests for her herpes while she breasts feeds me…. And instead of letting that bring her down in some sort of fit of rage and self destruction with drugs….and sex with transgendered DJs… She’s learned to accept it…I guess she’s growing as a person…but her tits…stay the same..thanks to being silicone… The post Lindsay Lohan Pretends She Doesn’t Care What You Think of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As we reported earlier, Jared Fogle has pled guilty to 14 counts of soliciting sex from a minor , and under the terms of his plea deal, the former Subway spokesman will serve 5 years in prison. Fogle’s troubles began last month when his home was raided by federal authorities in connection with a child porn investigation. One would think that as the suspect in such an investigation Fogle would at least temporarily curb his illegal activities. However, Radar Online is now reporting that Fogle continued seeking out teenage sex partners as the FBI was conducting its probe. The site claims that authorities have evidence of Fogle offering two underage girls money in exchange for sex on June 23. The alleged incident occurred more than one month after Fogle’s friend and employee, Russell Taylor, was arrested for secretly filming nude children in his home and producing child porn. Sources say that Fogle would have been aware that he was under investigation at the time, but he was apparently unconcerned about the possibility of getting caught. Earlier today, we learned that Fogle’s wife has filed for divorce in response to the charges. At this point, the best case scenario for the once-popular pitchman is a five-year sentence, but he may receive more than that, if additional charges arise. View Slideshow: 13 Shamed Celebrity Spokespeople
As you may have heard, Amanda Bynes went through a bit of a rough patch last year. And by “rough patch,” we mean she falsely accused her father of sexually molesting her and was eventually placed on 5150 psychiatric hold after one of the scariest celeb meltdowns in recent memory. Fortunately, Amanda has managed to turn things around and these days she’s in the midst of a transformation that’s downright inspirational. Amanda posted the above photo to her Twitter account last night, and its not the first time she’s stepped out looking fantastic in the past few months. Of course, it’s not just Amanda’s appearance that has us feeling optimistic about her future. The 29-year-old former child star is currently living on her own in West Hollywood (an idea her parents initially opposed) and she’s reportedly planning to attend USC in the fall. “Amanda is doing great,” her attorney said in a recent statement. “She appreciates all of the love and support she receives from family, friends and fans.” Amanda has reportedly told friends that she’s doing her best to avoid areas of LA with heavy paparazzi traffic and has mostly just been hanging out at home. Sounds like she’s pulled off quite the turnaround. Take notes, Lindsay Lohan!
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