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Daddy Threats? Restraining Orders? Who Cares? Lindsay Just Wants to Make Milkshakes

Your dad is “nuts.” You’re “petrified” for your safety. You want a restraining order. You’ve been accused of assault with an icy weapon and stealing a Rolex. You’ve…

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Amy Winehouse Falls Over in "Domestic Accident"

Amy Winehouse fell over while navigating the treacherous corridors of her home Saturday, and as of yesterday remained in a private London clinic. These things happen when you’re Amy Winehouse … or Lindsay Lohan . “It was just a domestic accident and not serious,” her spokesman, Chris Goodman, reassures us. “She bruised her ribs and had a cut above an eye.” Not clear at this time? Whether Blake Fielder-Civil or her other trusted associates Johnny, Jack or Jim were present when the latest spill occurred. Also unclear? Which of the above figures is a poorer influence. As for why such minor injuries would warrant an extended stay with the doctors, we honestly have no idea, but it’s Amy Winehouse . Anything goes. “I don’t know if she’s still there,” her rep, who always works OT, said. “If she is, it’s not because something has happened. It’s because it’s nice.” Because it’s nice? Huh? Did this guy raid her stash of crack rocks? The UK’s Sun (we know) poses the theory that the latest tumble taken by the singer caused some bruising to her newly-purchased breast implants. Sorry for posting this so close to lunchtime on the East Coast.

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Lindsay Lohan Chooses Lunch Over Dad

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Lohan Family – War, What is it Good For?

Filed under: Michael Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Dina Lohan Some things never change … Michael and Dina Lohan are at war again … and Michael is now blaming Dina for bleeding their Lindsay Lohan dry. M.L. is responding to Dina’s claim that he’s trying to “save” Lindsay because he wants to leech off his… Read more

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Michael Lohan — ‘Lindsay Stood Me Up’

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan , Ali Lohan Michael Lohan ‘s getting outta Dodge — leaving L.A. and heading back to New York after, he says, Lindsay skipped the meeting he demanded today. We just spotted Michael at the LAX Delta terminal, where he angrily told us he’s going back to NYC to get… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Deemed "Not Bankable," Given the Ax

After a week of ice throwing, paternal warfare and a rumored watch heist, you’d think it couldn’t get much worse for Lindsay Lohan. It can. The cactus tripper has been…

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Michael Lohan’s Lawyer – We Mean Business

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan Michael Lohan ‘s lawyer has just sent TMZ a statement , saying unless Lindsay Lohan and her lawyer sit down and talk to her dad about the obvious problems, they will go to court to force the issue. Attorney Lisa Bloom says it’s clear Lindsay has a… Read more

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Spencer Pratt Kalls Out Kim Kardashian

The shark fin is in the water … the Great White is hungry for celeb MEAT. So Spencer Pratt proclaimed this morning. We’d say the guy needs to get a hobby instead of talking smack on Twitter all day, but who are we kidding. He makes life more entertaining, and calls it like it is. Two weeks ago, we saw Kim Kardashian nude in Harper’s Bazaar, embracing her “all natural” body. BS, says Spencer. He Tweets: “Kim K how am I supposed to believe that about you be all natural … when I know who your doctor is? On your tv show u said u were … HUGE LIAR!” “Kim K – difference between posing and being a poser! Maybe Reggie found out you were both? Ouch ! How was euro hoe u flew to bang?” USELESS vs. USELESS : Spencer seeks to knock Kim down a peg . Cheap Cristiano Ronaldo shot aside, we see where The Hills star comes from. If nothing else, Heidi Montag is unabashedly who she is … unlike hypokrite Kim. Naturally, this being Spencer Pratt. He did not single out Kim alone today. The man is an equal opportunity trash-talker. Other Tweets from the man today: On Hayden Panettiere’s new haircut : New home tree barber cut her hair. On Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay don’t tweet sh!t and snort sh!t @ same time On Lindsay again: Fired from her upcoming role … a role on Jerry Springer? On Samantha Ronson: Sam Ronman the conman… You used Lindsay LOANED like cheap toilet paper. YES DUH Lindsay is angry! Lindsay does not eat pu$$y for nothing! There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

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Lindsay’s Landlord Triggers Restraining Order

Filed under: Michael Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan ‘s landlord has set the ball in motion for a restraining order against daddy Michael Lohan . Here’s what went down.

Friends Say Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Cause; Michael Lohan Still Threatening Conservatorship

Today is D-Day for Lindsay Lohan. This according to her estranged father, Michael Lohan. He’s laid down an ultimatum – meet with him or he’ll go to court. His goal there could be twofold: To free Ali Lohan , 16, from Lindsay’s home. To set up a Britney-like conservatorship . One catch? He wants to meet with Lindsay Lohan and his lawyer. After he said just last week that no lawyers, just his daughters, needed to be present. Michael is retaining Lisa Bloom, a very smart lawyer and the daughter of (you know it) Gloria Allred. Lisa also just happens to work for … wait for it … … an entertainment TV show! SAVE LINDSAY : It’s certainly a noble cause, as she is headed downhill in a hurry. But once again, Michael Lohan’s motives are highly questionable at best . Why throw a high-profile lawyer in the middle of this supposed be-all, end-all father/daughter heart-to-heart? And where is Ali Lohan in all of this? Will Lindsay meet with Michael ? Will Michael go to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services to get Ali out of Lindsay’s clutches? Will Michael become the 2010 version of Jamie Spears? Were will Lindsay be getting sloshed this evening? Will Michael appear on Extra tonight? These and many more questions remain unanswered in the escalating Lohan family drama. But whatever his motivation, at least he’s still fighting. One of Lindsay’s former close friends says that virtually all of the train wreck’s friends have basically just thrown in the towel in recent months. The well-known ex-pal, who requested anonymity, “talking to Lindsay is like talking to a wall – if you ever say anything negative to her, she cuts you off.” The friend calls her “a lost cause.” Let’s hope it’s not too late .

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