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Lindsay Lohan’s Escalade Escapade

Lindsay Lohan never seems to let us down. Every time we catch up to her during a night on the town, she gives us something to write about. This time the star turtled up into the fetal position in the backseat of her Escalade after leaving DRE’S nightclub at the W Hotel in Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch is Back on of the Day

Just so everyone knows…Lindsay Lohan is playing up this drugged out near death bullshit harder than her father is. She is not going to die. She is not near death. She is probably not even doing drugs. She likes the fact people are talking about her and saying she’s the next to die. She’s milking it as hard as she can and really it’s pretty fucking easy. All she has to do is not shower, fall in public, put white powder in her shoes and get into the fetal position at a Wendy’s drive-through. I know she’s playing this up and I know this is all for attention and if she dies…I will be proven wrong…but as the guy who’s been doing the Lohan Death Watch for the last 3 years…I think I know what I am talking about…. Don’t believe anything you see in Hollywood. Shit is all staged and strategic….Don’t be an idiot even though I know you are a fucking idiot….and for those of you looking to jerk off, just imagine she’s some bitch you got some roofies into and who passed the fuck up in the cab ride you said “you’d share” home with her cuz you “Live in the same neighborhood”, resulting in you getting your way with her in the first Alley you could drag her into… Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Skinny Girl Booty

I don’t know what to tell you about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan at some party the other night, she doesn’t seem to be drunk, she’s not falling ass over kettle into a cactus and she doesn’t have some strange white powder blowing out of her shoes . She actually looks kind of normal. It’s freaking me out a little and sadly, I’m already bored with these shots, even if she is trying to give us a look at her skinny ass. It’s not so much ass, it’s more like really low back. Don’t they make ass implants? Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Tweets Off About Dear Old Dad in the Wee Hours

We knew it was only a matter of time. Lindsay Lohan wasn’t really going to let her father get away with talking all doom and gloom about her. We were just waiting for her to fire…

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Lindsay Lohan — Da Vinci Would Be Proud

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan posed for a modern day Mona Lisa portrait that will hang in the Smithsonian in Washington, D.C.April Fools! She partied at Voyeur last night.Clearly … she’s taking her dad’s ultimatum seriously. More Lindsay Lohan Michael Lohan: … Permalink

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Michael Lohan Begs For Attention, Lindsay’s Safety

Lindsay Lohan needs help. Michael Lohan is not wrong there. His motives, however? Highly suspect. Mike decided the best way to reach out to her was to address the public … in a live press conference. Only Michael Lohan . Dressed in a suit in his attorney’s NYC office, Lohan blamed the people in Lindsay’s inner circle for enabling her partying and alleged prescription drug addiction. He fears Lindsay Lohan is going to die unless she gets help, and immediately. “The people around her know Lindsay is not okay,” Michael said. “I get calls from her closest friends when they’re out with her during the night. I don’t want her to be a statistic. The press is already writing obits for her. How sick is that?” Pretty sick, dude. As is your conduct. He begged not to be judged for reaching out this way. Too late . “Extraordinary circumstances call for extraordinary measures,” Michael Lohan claims. “I’ve tried every way possible to reach out to my daughter. I have called, texted … in difficult times she reaches out to me for help. Last week she called me when she fell into the cactus. She said ‘Daddy, I need security.’ This is not about publicity.” That may be the quote of the year so far . Michael says he plans to return to Los Angeles to sit down with Lindsay and convince her to go to rehab. For now, he has a message for you sponges: “If you’re an enabler, get the hell out of the way,” he said. “If Lindsay won’t sit down privately, my attorneys and I will take other measures. I just hope Lindsay is accommodating. Lindsay needs a private setting where she can detox.” The nonsensical one added: “I’m sick and tired of the nonsense.” Follow the jump for a video of Michael Lohan’s press conference: Michael Lohan Press Conference

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TMZ Live: Michael Lohan, Jesse & Conrad Murray

Filed under: TMZ Live Harvey and Charles took your questions on everything today — including Michael Lohan’s rehab ultimatum to Lindsay Lohan, Jesse James getting personal with a cop, and Dr. Conrad Murray speaking out about Michael’s death. Plus: Jennifer Aniston and … Permalink

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Lindsay Lohan Lashes Out at George Lopez

Has the powder from Lindsay Lohan’s shoes led to a dustup with George Lopez? The actress found herself tweeting today about a quip the comedian made on his talk show Monday…

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Michael Lohan: My Daughter Needs Rehab

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Michael Lohan just made a public ultimatum for Lindsay Lohan to go into rehab for a prescription drug problem.During the news conference, Michael said Lindsay was “not okay” — and told all her enablers to “get the hell out of the way.” Michael said … Permalink

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