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Lindsay Lohan’s Not Showing Off her Tits of the Day

The best thing about Lindsay Lohan is not the drama, it’s not the party girl, it’s not the fact that she fucks girls or the fact that she’s fucked a lot of boys…it’s not the fact that she’s rich, or fun, or crazy or a teenage sexual fantasy from 6 years ago or that she’s good at getting high and it’s not the fact that I want to fuck her mother and her sister at the same time on video to send to her asshole dad to make him mad….it’s her tits, and for some reason, she hasn’t been showing them off recently and that upsets me, so I reached out to her people and told them to get her showing off more tit because her tits are fucking perfect and they didn’t listen to me, probably because they don’t know I exist, they just ignored me and this is what they gave me without realizing they gave it to me because they don’t know I even exist, and sure it’s still Lohan, she’s still my fucking favorite, but I need to see these nipples now that they are older, wiser and more experienced since I can’t have them in my mouth… So here she is leaving a club lookin’ wasted, just not as wasted as I normally like my pussy leaving a bar, but this is Lohan and that means she’s always good enough for me…..even if everyone else thinks she’s gone to shit…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs In Short Shorts

Now that I know Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs are into douchebags , I bought myself an industrial size bucket of Lindsay Lohan self tanner and an Ed Hardy t-shirt which will be inappropriately too small once I’ve gained the mandatory extra douche weight. I was having a bit of trouble shaving a pencil thin chinstrap beard though, my stubble’s so light that I couldn’t really see it, so I dyed it jet black with some Just For Men gel. Hopefully she’ll like it as much as I like her denim short shorts. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Lindsay Lohan Is A Bardot Babe

Lindsay Lohan is back in LA after hosting her Haiti benefit

Lindsay Lohan on Girl-on-Girl Action: Sam or Bust!

Lindsay Lohan has serious romantic feelings for Samantha Ronson. But if it’s not for her, she would want nothing to do with the vagina, she tells the Sun (UK). The wild child says her celebrity DJ on-off girlfriend is the only female for her – and if she doesn’t reunite with her, she will make a triumphant return to men . Use protection, guys . “I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me,” Lohan said of her first foray into girl-on-girl action. “If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’m attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile … maybe.” Lohan says she still “loves” Samantha Ronson – from whom she split last April – and, since they live in the same L.A. building, they see each other regularly. That’s not awkward or anything. Among women, Lindsay Lohan has eyes only for Samantha Ronson. Reportedly, there are even occasionally times in which her eyes open all the way and aren’t glazed over. The pair had a tumultuous, torrid tryst that regularly landed them in the tabloids. Lohan blames the storminess as having root in the meddling of others. Her coked-up tendencies couldn’t have helped. “Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult … All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing,” Lohan said. “Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it’s normal,” she adds. “But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse. That comes with the territory” As for the last guy believed to have tapped that, Calum Best? That fling was “over really quickly and not worth talking about. Next!” Burn, Calum Best! Burn .

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Lindsay Lohan "Healthy & Happier" Without Cocaine

Her troubled past has been well-documented, but according to Lindsay Lohan, things are a whole lot better nowadays. “I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and…

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Michael Lohan Wants OJ Lawyer for Lindsay

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Lindsay Lohan Michael Lohan is trying to enlist the help of famed lawyer Robert Shapiro in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI probation case … this after M.L. was shut down by the judge on Friday.Michael was a no-show for Lindsay’s hearing Thursday, but on Friday he went to … Permalink

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Lindsay Lohan Admits, Decries, Blames Father For Coke Whore Tendencies

Lindsay Lohan has come clean. Mostly. The troubled star recently told The Sun (UK) all about her past cocaine use , claiming her estranged drug addict father got her curious about the stuff. “I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad,” she said. “I was terrified, but I tried it. I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like.” Police found Lohan, now 23, to be in possession of cocaine in two separate DUI incidents in 2007. She has been to rehab three times and is real thin. “It’s not something I ever want to do again,” she says of cocaine binging. “It made me feel like sh!t. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don’t need something like that.” A NEW LEAF : Our little girl is so much more grown up and mature. In 2007, after her father, Michael Lohan, began speaking negatively about her in the press, Lohan says she hit “rock bottom.” Sure, give or take a year. That’s when Lindsay Lohan claims that she began rampantly abusing “alcohol, cocaine and other mind-altering substances” to mask her many problems. “There was a point when I didn’t know how to say ‘No’ and was trying to please everyone. I was doing pop and making films. I thought I could go out, have fun, then go on set and record. I ran myself down and lost track of who I was.” While she still drinks – “I know my limits,” she dubiously claims – she says often “there’s no reason to because I don’t want to feel like sh!t in the morning.” This is true, especially when one actually has a job. 2006 : The downward spiral commences . Through it all, the alleged celebrity hoarder claims she’s in a better place now, and that she’s learned from her mistakes – some of which terrify her still. She still cringes when looking back on one night when she took the sleeping aid Ambien and climbed into a bathtub. Don’t try that one at home, kids! “I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath overflowed,” she recalls. “When I woke up, I was so scared. I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month?'” she says. “‘I’m around bad people and I need to take care of myself.'” “I was terrified, so I put myself in.” She’s come so far since then … oh, wait …

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Believe It or Not: Lindsay Lohan Deemed a "Good" Girl

Lindsay Lohan gives a whole new meaning to alcohol awareness. With the actress partying it up on the London club scene this week, it was up to her lawyer, Shawn Chapman…

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Lindsay Lohan — How to Impress a Judge

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s DUI progress hearing was in court today, so here’s a pic that will surely impress the judge — Lindsay leaving a club in London — today at 4:30 AM!Fact is … Lindsay didn’t have to show up in Bev Hills court because she’s attending … Permalink

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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Unzip That Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Brit Celebration In Aid Of Haiti event held the other night in England wearing an outfit that you’d expect to see on one of the figure skaters in Vancouver. I know a lot of people seem to have caught Olympic fever, but this is ridiculous, you don’t see me walking around in a skin tight body suit that looks like a tuxedo… At least not in public. Actually, I kinda like her outfit, I want to see her perform a triple sow cow. Hot.