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Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day

Lindsay Lohan, Calle Lourdes Demar, Lesbians I know the only lesbians people care about today is the Mom from Family Ties, even though she’s lost all sex appeal she might have had, you know with being old as fuck. The deal with later-in-life lesbians is that they are tired of dealing with men, especially after 3 failed marriages and all prospects are out fucking younger pussy, and their hormones are all out of whack thanks the menopause, you know the whole transition from woman to androgynist equipped with more testosterone than any of you motherfuckers…. But I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lohan even though she’s dying, her career is dead and she had to go to some third world country to pick up the kid she used to sponsor named Calle Lourdes Demar, because she’s the only girl willing to give Lohan any love or attention even though she is ugly as fuck….and here she is with her big reveal as she introduces her new pussy to her bodyguard, which to Lohan is like introducing her to her family, because her family is too busy being self absorbed and fucked up to care…

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Lindsay Lohan Introduces her New Immigrant Pusssy of the Day

A Sleepy Lookin’ Lilo

Lindsay Lohan was looking a little tired walking through LAX.

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A Sleepy Lookin’ Lilo

Lindsay Lohan Pining For John Mayer?

Is Lindsay Lohan finally moving on from Samantha Ronson?

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Lindsay Lohan Pining For John Mayer?

Foot-Ballers For Life

In honor of Thanksgiving, we’re taking a look back at celebs snapped throwing around the pig skin.

Lindsay Lohan Staying Put At Ungaro

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan will keep her consulting role with the Emanuel Ungaro house of fashion despite buckets of criticism. Lohan’s debut collection was labeled an embarrassment by fashionistas around the globe and her stint in Paris at the catwalk was marked by her own tears

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When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans’ Brawls and Molestations

A brawl over a Robsessed poster leaves one hospitalized. A middle-aged man is at large after biting a teen girl’s neck.

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When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans’ Brawls and Molestations

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

Welcome back to Midweek Madness , in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney’s beach wedding; Katie’s leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together.

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This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

Tila Tequila Sex Tape Not Real, Says She

Tila Tequila is not known for keeping her clothes on. Or for not appearing in videos that appear online as desperate ploys for attention. That’s her bread and butter

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Tila Tequila Sex Tape Not Real, Says She

Lindsay Lohan to Make Samantha Ronson Jealous with Girl-on-Girl, Threesome Action

Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t mean she’s not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

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Lindsay Lohan to Make Samantha Ronson Jealous with Girl-on-Girl, Threesome Action

Yahoo’s Lesbian ‘Don Juan’ Backhands Lindsay Lohan

Courtenay Semel , the sapphic spawn of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, is quoted in the lesbian magazine Curve dissing former lady friend Lindsay Lohan . Then she complains that the media twists her relationships

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Yahoo’s Lesbian ‘Don Juan’ Backhands Lindsay Lohan