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Singing Burglar Suspect in Protective Custody

Sometimes the heavy bars on a jail cell aren’t just to keep people in. Nicholas Prugo, one of the key suspects in of a series of celebrity-targeting burglaries, was placed in..

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Ex-Manager: Michael Lohan Went "Beyond Low," Uses Lindsay as "Cash Register"

Michael Lohan is a pretty terrible parent.

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Ex-Manager: Michael Lohan Went "Beyond Low," Uses Lindsay as "Cash Register"

What’s Eating Lindsay Lohan?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan looked quite happy as she departed a house party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s place early Sunday morning. Hanging out with the king of the world will do that to a gal. More Lindsay Lohan Lohan Slams Dad — He’s Not Even a Man! Lindsay …

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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: November 1-6, 2009

From ridiculous New Moon hype to Adam Lambert boyfriends to Rihanna interviews, it sure was an eventful week in the world of celebrity gossip. As always, we’ve got it all covered in The Hollywood Gossip ‘s Week in Review! Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the past week: Hottest rumored couple of the week: Taylor squared . Sorry Robsten.

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Hollywood Burglars Begin to Turn on Each Other

The Hollywood Burglary Bunch apparently has no problems eating its own. As we previously reported, investigators believe the ringmaster was one Rachel Lee, and now search warrants..

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Slumdog Millionaires Stick Together of the Day

Here’s a beautiful love story that starts when the Westerner comes to exploit your country but needs your help in making it happen, so he brings you on the project for far less than he’d pay people in Hollywood to be in his movie, cuz outsourcing to India is just how things are done these days. Then that Westerner happens to be doing the same hustle to some local slut who is far better than looking than any girl you’ve ever thought about having 16 babies with, and you assume this is some kind of gift from your elephant with 8 arms god chosen from a billion people and put into your lap

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Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Off her Fat Half Asian Tits of the Day

I don’t understand why Kimora Lee Simmons hasn’t dropped her ex-husband and employer’s name, when she’s gone off and married a new guy and had his baby in May, but I guess I shouldn’t really concern myself with that kind of bullshit, but should instead stare at her half black / half asian massive milk filled tits, because this kind of cleavage is next level. I know I should be disgusted by her since she’s a 6 foot tall half Asian making Kimora Lee pretty much a freak of nature, but I’m kinda getting into freaks partially because normal girls are so average these days….but mainly because I’m a pervert who will take anything with a vagina… Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Off her Fat Half Asian Tits of the Day

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ‘em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out. Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Ciara has a Pimple of the Day

I think the least of Ciara’s worries are that she has a pimple, you know considering she’s rumored to have a dick or to have been born with a dick, you know some serious transexual, transgendered or a hermaphrotie, meaning she may want to spend less time covering up her forehead blemishes and more time sorting out her gender, cuz chicks with dicks are the kind of people who end up dead in ditches when they fuck with the wrong dude. Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Invited to a Party of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan is fucking hot, she’s really at the top of her fucking game, at least in terms of fucking her, because the further past the point of no return the easier they are to fuck, the only issue with this is that Lohan is the type of girl who after you fuck, you realize that you’ve just reached that point of no return because herpes are for life. Yes, I just made another Lohan herpes joke, which isn’t really a joke, because there’s nothing fuck about herpes, except when you play “Connect the Herpes” and make funny animal shapes….because animal shapes are always lots of fun…. Here she is showin off her belly of the day… Pics via Bauer Pics via PacificCoastNews

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