Lindsay Lohan had lunch with Samantha Ronson yesterday, but that’s hardly news anymore. Remember that silly—and by “silly,” we mean awesome!—commercial she..

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More Flash! Bang! Wow! From Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan had lunch with Samantha Ronson yesterday, but that’s hardly news anymore. Remember that silly—and by “silly,” we mean awesome!—commercial she..

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More Flash! Bang! Wow! From Lindsay Lohan
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Tagged fornarina, hardly-news, linday-lohan, Lindsay Lohan, lohan, mean-awesome, samantha, samantha-ronson
Lindsay Lohan went undercover for some photoshoot, because I guess her new strategy to the tp is to be disguised so no one recognizes her as that crazy teenager who liked to party a little too much and fuck a few too many dudes to fill the void her parents made in her soul, so not only is she denouncing her past by being a “lesbian” but she’s also wearing wigs so I don’t know what the fuck is going on, and it is a lot like this girl I used to know who had a gambling problem. She was forced to work weekends as an escort to pay off her debt because her 9 to 5 job wasn’t cutting it, and to live with herself she’d put on a costume, so that when the costume was on she was this total whore, but the second it came off she was a mom and wife again. It was fucked and I doubt way more complex than Lohan in these pictures, I think the truth is that she’s supposed to be pullin’ some Marilyn Monroe shit, because her and Monroe have so much in common, like their dead vaginas.

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Lindsay Lohan Channels The Lesbian Marilyn Monroe For Vogue of the Day
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Tagged Career, lesbian, lesbianlindsay lohan, life, Lindsay Lohan, lingerie, photoshoot, Vogue
Ivanka Trump heard the words every woman dreams about last night: You’re hired… for life! Indeed, The Donald’s daughter got engaged to Jared Kushner, the publisher of The New York Observer

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Jared Kushner: Engaged to Ivanka Trump!
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Tagged Gossip, heard-the-words, Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan, News, shared-the-news, something-less, Twitter, woman-dreams
‘I guess it’s a good rumor, but I don’t think it’s true,’ director Brett Ratner says of Carey’s latest single.

When Mariah Carey’s latest single “Obsessed” hit the airwaves, speculation swirled that the song is directed at Eminem as a response to his track “Bagpipes From Baghdad.” Fuel was added to that rumor’s fire after stills from the video were released — photos that seem to suggest that Carey dressed as Eminem for the clip.
But the video’s director, Brett Ratner, insists that as far as he knows, the song — off Carey’s latest album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, out next month — isn’t about Eminem.
“It’s not about Eminem — we weren’t like, ‘Let’s find an Eminem look-alike,’ ” he told MTV News about the stalker character in the video, which he originally wanted to be played by Ellen DeGeneres. “We weren’t talking to any Eminem [look-alikes]. I guess it’s a good rumor, but I don’t think it’s true. I don’t really know. I never asked her, but then when I recommended Ellen, that’s where she got the idea.”
Ratner had heard the Eminem rumors, but insisted that Carey never told him the song was penned about the MC. The look Mariah rocks in the video was devised simply as a way to hide Mariah’s lady assets.
“Mariah never talked to me about that,” he explained. “You know, Mariah … she’s like the most feminine girl you can imagine, so the more I covered up the less work I had to do on the transitions of changing back and forth. I kind of told the wardrobe guy, ‘Let’s bulk her up with layers and stuff’ — first of all, to hide her breasts, because they’re prominent, and to kind of make her more boyish. A b-boy made sense.”
Ratner, who worked with Mariah on many of her videos including last year’s “Touch My Body,” explained that the video was more inspired by two films rather than Eminem: his love for the classic Martin Scorsese flick “The King of Comedy” and Carey’s love for the Lindsay Lohan flick “Mean Girls.”
“It was inspired by a movie that I love called ‘King of Comedy,’ when Sandra Bernhard was stalking Jerry Lewis — and that’s why I wanted to move it to New York,” he said, adding, “Mariah loves ‘Mean Girls.’ I think it’s funny [when the stalker gets hit with the bus like in the film] …”
The director explained that so many of their collaborations show the funny side of Mariah Carey because they share a special bond and are “like kids — we love playing and role playing. We love telling stories and making movies.”
“She’s really like a kid. All her nuances … she’s like a big kid. That’s what I think we’re trying to capture. It doesn’t have to be all serious and sexy and everyone thinks she’s a big diva,” he said. “She’s very comfortable with me. And she’s so smart. Like Madonna, she knows where her light is … she’ll know if she’s out of focus.”
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Mariah Carey’s ‘Obsessed’ Video ‘Not About Eminem,’ Director Says
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Tagged angeles-police, Comedy, Lindsay Lohan, Love, Madonna, mariah carey, Mtv, Photos, Premiere, richard-french, stalker, Videos
Paris Hilton is always out lookin’ for dick.

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Paris Hilton Subtly Advertises Her Rancid Pussy of the Day
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I heard Lohan was shooting an afterschool special like it was ‘82 in hopes of bringing her career back to the great heights it once was at, or some shit but I could be wrong, because she ignores me and she is not answering my texts, like she was the Queen of England who doesn’t really grasp technology or someone who is at the top of her fuckin’ game which clearly she isn’t and should be nice to everyone because when she ends up on the street corner begging for change, she won’t want to be ignored.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian GQ Picture of the Day
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Actor Orlando Bloom apparently had hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry in his Hollywood Hills home. Had, in the past tense. It’s not there now.

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Booty of Orlando Bloom Looted
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Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter is blowin’ the f*%k up this morning. Not surprisingly, it’s ablaze with accusations of lying and the alleged actress feeling sorry for herself.

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Troubled Lindsay Lohan Tweets About Being Lied to
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Tagged back-on-track, brody-jenner, furry-creatures, gonna-flood, Lindsay Lohan, Pictures, press-release, Relationship, Twitter, Year