Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life… I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…
Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret: A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:35am PST She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….
In October, Shia LaBeouf acknowledges to Ellen DeGeneres that he’s done some dumb things . But the actor apparently isn’t done saying some dumb things. Some really, really, really, REALLY dumb things. In a recent email interview with Dazed and Confused, LaBeouf claimed that a woman raped him in mid-February during the actor’s bizarre #IAMSORRY art exhibition in Los Angeles. “One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was out side the door when this happened, whipped my legs for 10 minutes and then striped my clothing and proceeded to rape me,” LaBeouf says of an incident that took place while he stood silent with a paper bag over his head. The moronic actor them says this woman “walked out with her lipstick smudged to her awaiting boyfriend who i image was quite hurt by it. All this happened in front of hundreds of people.” LaBeouf was arrested earlier this year for disorderly conduct and reportedly checked into rehab this summer. In this new interview, he added that his girlfriend, Mia Goth, “was in line to come see me because it was Valentines Day & i was living in the gallery sleeping in a sleeping bag for the duration of the event – we were separated for 5 days. No communication. “So it really hurt her as well as i guess the news of it traveled through the line. She was only about 25 people back when she came in she asked for an explanation and i couldn’t speak so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful. The hardest part of the show.” LaBeouf says he has no regrets about the art collaboration because visitors would hold his hand and cry with him and he experienced such “love, empathy [and] humanity].” But Piers Morgan has read LaBeouf’s rape assertion and thinks the actor should be ashamed. “Shia LaBeouf‘s claim to have been ‘raped’ is truly pathetic & demeans real rape victims. Grow up, you silly little man,” Morgan Tweeted. “A Hollywood actor sitting with a paper bag over his head who did nothing as he claims a woman ‘raped’ him has not been raped. #labeouf.” 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild 1. Lindsay Lohan How many times has Lindsay Lohan been in rehab? Jail? The bigger and cuter they are as children, the harder they fall, apparently.
In October, Shia LaBeouf acknowledges to Ellen DeGeneres that he’s done some dumb things . But the actor apparently isn’t done saying some dumb things. Some really, really, really, REALLY dumb things. In a recent email interview with Dazed and Confused, LaBeouf claimed that a woman raped him in mid-February during the actor’s bizarre #IAMSORRY art exhibition in Los Angeles. “One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was out side the door when this happened, whipped my legs for 10 minutes and then striped my clothing and proceeded to rape me,” LaBeouf says of an incident that took place while he stood silent with a paper bag over his head. The moronic actor them says this woman “walked out with her lipstick smudged to her awaiting boyfriend who i image was quite hurt by it. All this happened in front of hundreds of people.” LaBeouf was arrested earlier this year for disorderly conduct and reportedly checked into rehab this summer. In this new interview, he added that his girlfriend, Mia Goth, “was in line to come see me because it was Valentines Day & i was living in the gallery sleeping in a sleeping bag for the duration of the event – we were separated for 5 days. No communication. “So it really hurt her as well as i guess the news of it traveled through the line. She was only about 25 people back when she came in she asked for an explanation and i couldn’t speak so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful. The hardest part of the show.” LaBeouf says he has no regrets about the art collaboration because visitors would hold his hand and cry with him and he experienced such “love, empathy [and] humanity].” But Piers Morgan has read LaBeouf’s rape assertion and thinks the actor should be ashamed. “Shia LaBeouf‘s claim to have been ‘raped’ is truly pathetic & demeans real rape victims. Grow up, you silly little man,” Morgan Tweeted. “A Hollywood actor sitting with a paper bag over his head who did nothing as he claims a woman ‘raped’ him has not been raped. #labeouf.” 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild 1. Lindsay Lohan How many times has Lindsay Lohan been in rehab? Jail? The bigger and cuter they are as children, the harder they fall, apparently.
Scott Stapp – lead singer of the popular 90s Christian rock band Creed – posted an alarming video to his Facebook page earlier today: In the clip, Stapp explains that he’s broke, homeless, and living in a hotel, following several days of sleeping in his truck, and eventually being admitted to an emergency room. Scott Stapp: Broke, Homeless Stapp blames the federal government, claiming that an audit went awry, causing the IRS to seize every dollar he had to his name. “I’m under some kind of pretty vicious attack,” Stapp says in the clip. “I still haven’t figured out why, except that about eight weeks ago I began an audit…During the course of audit a lot of things were uncovered. A lot of money was stolen from me.” “The IRS has frozen my bank accounts two or three times to leave me completely penniless. When I called to find out why, they said, ‘Oh we had an address mix-up. It was a clerical error. We’ll return your funds in 9 to 10 months.” “If any of you guys were worried, just know, I’m sober; I’m safe as of right now; don’t be believe any lies, and just know the truth will prevail.” The singer last made headlines in 2012, when it was reported that rapper T.I. saved Stapp’s life following a suicide attempt. Stapp welcomed his third child in 2010, while he was still struggling with depression and addiction issues. It is not currently known if he is still in contact with his family. 15 Stars Who Went Broke as a Joke 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.
Yesterday, we learned that Michael Lohan and Kate Major got married after several years together, and a half dozen or so domestic violence arrests. Usually, a wedding is a cause for celebration, but this is the Lohan family we’re talking about, so naturally Michael and Kate’s union has resulted in lies, public intoxication, and of course, some solid entertainment for the rest of us. TMZ caught up Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan recently, and asked what she thought about Michael’s wedding. Her response is interesting, but what’s even more interesting is the fact that Dina is sloshed out of her mind! Dina Lohan on Michael Lohan’s Marriage Given Dina’s history of DWIs , we suppose it’s good that she’s flying and not driving. But even so, the fact that she’s this tanked in an airport can’t be a good sign. It’s pretty hard to understand what the hell she’s trying to say, so allow us to interpret: Asked about Michael’s marriage, Dina says, “He told me he didn’t, so I’m kinda confused…He texted me he didn’t, so I don’t know.” Yes, Dina seems to saying Michael and Kate’s wedding was not legit. Of course, the gallon or so of sauv blanc she consumed on the plane might be doing the talking here. Asked how she felt about the fact that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t invited to her dad’s nuptials, Dina replied: “I’m a single mom. I raised my kids. It’s all good, though. Follow the light, you know what I’m saying?” Okay, then. Yes, the most famous Lohan may not have attended Michael’s wedding, but Lindsay is moving back to the US any day now, which means Mike, Dina, and LiLo can all hang out and get sh-tfaced together! And isn’t that what the holidays are all about? Michael Lohan: Breakin’ the Law! 1. Michael Lohan Mug Shots Michael Lohan’s many mug shots … alongside those of daughter Lindsay. Explains a lot when you think about it.
On Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 4, Jax got a nose job because he’s Jax, while Tom Schwartz found himself in a panic after an incident at the PUMP. Meanwhile, Stassi tried to reconnect with the SUR crew at a party in Hollywood, but thanks to Scheana and Kristen, the reception was less than welcoming. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 4 Online When Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 4 got underway, Schwartz lasted about 25 minutes in the job he lobbied for years to get with Lisa’s empire. During his first shift at PUMP, Tom had a panic attack when a crush of customers swarmed in. He panicked about not knowing how to set up tabs, etc. Dude up and left on the spot. It was pretty pathetic. The most surprising (and warranted) scene when you watch Vanderpump Rules online this week is Katie, not Lisa, giving him the third degree after this. Sure, Lisa was let down, but she can just fire him. For Katie, this was incredibly disappointing, as it cast major doubt on Tom’s ability to handle anything in life. What kind of long term partner is a guy like this? Making matters worse for Schwartz? His colleague. Katie wonders why her man can’t conduct himself more like a British dude who takes Beamer selfies. We’re not even kidding, and she has a point. At least when James Kennedy gets fired for being a douche, he pens a hand-written letter to the boss, then shows up more than once to beg for his job back! Lisa did re-hire James , if only because she was in a good mood at the time and they were short bus boys. How much damage could he really do there? Tom, meanwhile, felt he couldn’t take stand the heat, so he quit PUMP for good, surrendering his pink shirts and everything. What a sad excuse for a man. Likeable guy, but so sad to watch in a way. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. Speaking of painful men to watch on screen and may not actually be men, Jax Taylor got a nose job, which Stassi Schroeder says makes him a woman. Jax spent most of the episode high on painkillers and acting incredibly pathetic, which was almost endearing in that his guard was totally down at least. The drama came late in the night, at an OK! Magazine party, where the SUR staff attended and split off into two tables, a battle royale waiting to explode. Stassi, Katie, Peter, and Tom Schwartz sat together Scheana Marie , Shay, Ariana, Tom Sandoval, Kristen and James sat the another table, where Stassi was forced to go mingle for five minutes on a dare Seriously. You can’t make this stuff up. Apparently Scheana thought Stassi was being sincere, which was sad, but then Kristen Doute started asking Stassi about Jax and things just got uncomfortable. Scheana eventually caught on, everybody started beefing until Stassi got flustered and pulled a Schwartz, peacing out with her posse (which included Schwartz). Good times with the PUMPers.
Troubled celebrity father Michael Lohan has married his troubled girlfriend Kate Major … who is also pregnant with their second child, according to reports. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan’s father got married back on October 30 in a private ceremony in Hillsboro Beach, Fla., where the happy (?) couple resides. Lindsay Lohan and her siblings Ali Lohan, Michael Lohan Jr. and Dakota (Cody) Lohan did not attend. Nor were they told about the event even happening. Nor does Lindsay care, according to insiders. Michael’s motivation was his soon-to-be-born child, which will be his second with Kate, who was at one time Lindsay’s assistant and also worked for Star . Mike also has a love child, Ashley Horn , bringing his offspring total to seven in all once the new baby is born, nearly equaling his number of police run-ins. As for Kate Major, gossip junkies may recall that she also dated Jon Gosselin at one point after his split from Kate Gosselin. She’s an interesting character. Did we mention she and MiLo fight A LOT?! Michael and Kate have been involved in multiple mutual arrests, which leaves us deeply concerned for the future of those kids … then again, look at Lindsay. She’s the great American success story. Celebrities Who Got Married in 2014 1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married out of nowhere in August 2014! Congratulations!
I’ve never heard of McKenna Berkley, but apparently she’s a model with Ford, which historically is one of those agencies that people know…because itstarted in the 1940s, and was pretty much the first modeling agency to ever really exist…their most notable clients include Emily Rat Cow, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Basinger, Janice Dickinson and Amanda Bynes…not that you care about any of that…what you care about is McKenna Berkley…but I have no idea where she is from, how old she is, or anything that she’s really done…the reality is that everyone seems to be a fucking model these days thanks to Instagram, it’s impossible to really keep track of any of this shit, and why would you want to , just look at the pics of her in a bathing suit by JEFFREY CHAN because she’s pretty fucking great…and I think it is safe to say…one to watch…or stare at…and possibly follow home in hopes of abducting her and locking her in your basment to keep as a pet…like most sane people do.
15 Celebrities Who Revealed How Many People They’ve Slept With You ever want to know how many people your favorite celebrities have been with ? Well, you don’t have to wonder long. These celebs were happy to reveal the amount of people they’ve been with and they had no shame about it. Take a look.
