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Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day

YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN… Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent… While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died… The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit. The post Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life… Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments.. She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press.. Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today… Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once. I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s Massive Cleavage Show

I keep forgetting that Bella Thorne is only 20, probably because she dresses and acts like some future washed-out hot nobody (AKA the Lindsay Lohan career path). But then she does something dumb like drawing a bunch of stupid hearts and pictures all over her lingerie selfie and then I remember. Good to know she’s still got at least a couple years of relevance left.

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Amanda Seyfried Mom with Mom Tits with her Free Class Coupons Walking a Dog of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is keeping HYDRATED on RUNYON walking her dog she’s had for a long time… I don’t keep track of Amanda Seyfried, she bores me, so she may have had her baby or not….she was pregnant and doesn’t look pregnant so is probably not pregnant She’s old now, tired, boring, but has always been boring in public, only really interesting because shestolen Lindsay Lohan’s career back when people remembered who Lindsay Lohan was, which no one really remembers now, just a vague concept of her…. She would do these shitty Disney movies and offset them with some slutty getting naked movie, and she had big tits on her little frame, big tits that are now mom tits, staying hydrated walking her dog… I guess where she lost my vote was when she was dating Justin Long the Mac Guy…I was like…this girl’s over…not cuz I care what dicks enter any girl, even girls I date, but because Justin Long is the fucking worst and anyone who associates with him should be shot…. That said, here she is walkign for her fans. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried Mom with Mom Tits with her Free Class Coupons Walking a Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chrissy Teigen: Pregnant With Baby #2!

You know, back in August, Chrissy Teigen admitted that one of the reason that she's such a delightful oversharer is that, well, she might drink a little too much sometimes . Lowered inhibitions can lead directly to tweeting all sorts of things. But has anyone else noticed a drop-off in Chrissy Teigen's TMI tweets? Sure, she's on Twitter plenty, but she hasn't told us anything about what sex positions John Legend can do in a while. And now we know why: she's pregnant ! Watch the video of the announcement below! Chrissy Teigen is one of social media's true gems. We've heard that John Legend fell in love with her through her tweets and, honestly? Same. John Legend has some great tweets of his own and an entire music career, but we don't think that he minds that, to many of us, he's “Chrissy Teigen's husband.” Chrissy is a model and television host, but she's been a source of entertainment for years — and a voice of reason on Twitter in this topsy-turvy world in which we find ourselves in 2017. A lot of that just means tweeting about how unlikable Trump is . But that can be reassuring in a world gone mad. It's no surprise that Chrissy Teigen's pregnancy announcement was both adorable and funny. Recognize this little cutie? This is Luna, Chrissy and John's first child. Luna is adorable and she's growing up so, so quickly. As you'll see in the video below, Chrissy Teigen let Luna make the announcement. She invites Luna over to see Chrissy's belly, and asks her what's inside. Luna knows that it's a baby. She's about to become a big sister! Like we said, Chrissy was also funny about it. Her caption for the video, which she shared minutes ago on Instagram? “It's John's!” As happy as we always are to get official confirmation of the identity of the baby-daddy of any celebrity child, we … kind of figured. We should mention that Chrissy Teigen knows that pregnancy isn't all fun and bigger boobs . After giving birth to Luna, Chrissy Teigen experienced post-partum depression . That's no joke. But, when you look at Luna, you can see that it was worth it. Chrissy has also gotten drunk and tweeted photos of her stretch marks .  Stretch marks are part of having human skin and definitely part of pregnancy, so she has more of that to look forward to. But this time, Chrissy knows what to expect from pregnancy. And Luna gets to be excited about getting a precious little baby sibling. Congratulations to John Legend and Chrissy Teigen! Also, this video is just all kinds of cute:

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Christina Aguilera: Latest Instagram Pic Sparks Plastic Surgery Rumors

Christina Aguilera has sported many different looks over the years. We’ve seen her Disney days, her regrettable “Xtina” phase, a few seasons of The Voice where she looked so bored we wondered how long she’d be able to continue sitting upright … the list goes on and on. But it seems Christina still has some tricks up her sleeve, because these days, she’s showing fans a look they’ve definitely never seen before. Aguilera posted the above pic to Instagram recently, and amidst the usual DM requests from Saudi princes was a slew of comments about the singer’s allegedly altered appearance. In fact, Christina’s followers basically declared a one-sided roast battle and attempted to outdo one another with the most clever putdown: “What the actual f–k did #ChristinaAguilera do to her face?!! She looks [like] a blow up doll of Lindsay Lohan!” reads one of the remarks collected by Life & Style . “Here’s hoping Christina Aguilera’s new album is as big a creative departure as her new face is!” wrote another user. With followers like these, who needs, um … whatever the opposite of a follower is! Christina sang at the AMAs  over the weekend, and yet again, her so-called fans were not particularly kind. “OMG POOR XTINA! Girl what did you do to your face??” one fan commented on Twitter. “Agh! Christina Aguilera’s lips at the #AMAs! She definitely didn’t need any of that.” A third dropped this painfully back-handed compliment: “Christina is the last person on the planet who needs plastic surgery. I wish she’d calm down with all the fillers and injections.” Fortunately, Aguilera still has plenty of defenders in her corner: “Christina does not deserve your rude comments!” wrote one Chris Crocker -like warrior. “She is against bullying, This is wrong. You are wrong. It was so heartbreaking to see all the comments on Christina’s latest post.” That’s an important point but even if, for some bizarre reason, Christina were pro -bullying, she still wouldn’t be a fan of negative comments directed at her . We’re pretty sure no one enjoys logging into social media to find that a bunch of strangers have a problem with their appearance. Sadly, it’s not an uncommon experience these days.

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Christina Milian’s Nipples of the Day

I don’t care about Christina Milian…or her nipples…but she’s apparently showing her nipples and I don’t even know if I am looking at a nipple or a set of nipples or not…I am just gonna assume that I am…because it makes my day feel like it has more purpose…than when I do posts that don’t involve nipple…not because I think nipples are this sacred thing or that I can jerk off to nipple like I was 12 years old in an era of throat fucking porn…but because I figure looking at a picture of Christina Milian only matters with nipples…and I guess she thinks the same thing…..because that’s why she’s putting out her nipples… The reality is….who the fuck is Christina Milian anyway, she’s had one hit song…that’s it…..but she’s managed to drag this shit out long time…good hustle. The post Christina Milian’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day

Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….but she is showing off her clown tits…and based on the success of IT, we can accept the fact that the general public fucking loves clowns…in all varieties..from pscyho killer, to pedo, to tits… I am a fan of this angel from heaven…and my one life regret is not going to her Halloween party I was accidentally invited to….it would have changed everything…BUTTERFLY effect shit…but I let us all down…but luckily…her tits bring me back up from that dark place… The post Courtney Stodden Does Lindsay Lohan Doing Melania Trump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan in the Shower #TBT of the Day

I am on trend. You know with it, current, a man who gets down with the times, who connects to the youth and what they are into, up on the social media, not getting scammed by interent scammers trying to install phishing software on my computer to steal everything like other old people…but doing the abbreviated words, the hashtags, all that other good stuff….like THROWBACK THURSDAY…. With some LOHAN tits, cuz it’s not a throwback when a Lohan is in it because she is everything, but I asssume it’s some old ass titties, not the new Muslim her with the ESL accent… Courtney Stodden is doing Melania Trump with her tits out – sounding like Lindsay Lohan’s new ESL accent….and I figure i should post it here… The post Lindsay Lohan in the Shower #TBT of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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