Michael Lohan is adamant that he didn’t cheat on Dina Lohan when he knocked up Kristi Horn during their marriage 17 years ago, because they were on a break. MiLo’s secret love child Ashley Horn was revealed on TV last week. Michael Lohan, Love Child He long denied that he was the father, only to be put in his paternal place by a DNA test while the cameras rolled. It was unexpected and awkward, to put it mildly. Now he’s doing damage control amid backlash. The father of Michael Jr., Cody, Ali and Lindsay Lohan – plus another baby soon with pregnant Kate Major – says Ashley wasn’t the result of “cheating” or “an affair.” ” Dina and I were separated and living separately at the time for 8 months,” he tells TMZ. Michael also says he saw Lindsay Lohan on Good Morning America and is calling BS on her claim that she was in the dark about the love child this whole time. “Dina has been telling our children that Ashley is my daughter for years, without even knowing the results,” he says. “So how could this be news to our children?” We can’t believe we’re saying this, but … Michael Lohan is right.
Hot and Hyped model anais pouliot ….straight from the french trash bridge and tunnels of Montreal Canada…represents a serious lost opportunity for me…now that I see how famous and successful she’s getting as a model…when I shoulda been the one to find her at the Anti-English protests, eating fries gravy and cheese, while smoking cheap cigs, at the local trashy skatepark….because then, Like Celine Dion and her creeper husband/manager, she’d be my money making vagina til the end of time….but the good news is that I fail at all I put my mind to…so this is expected…. I’ve posted her NAKED SHOOT cuz that’s how models stay competitive…..and now I am posting her modeling lingerie….and the one great tragedy in all this….other than me not locking her down before she was famous…is that her name is Anus and yet is not showing her anus….which is very upsetting… Here are the pics that redeem her…for letting us down.
I can’t stand Jimmy Fallon and I think he needs to be shot…and that happened long before he used Lindsay Lohan in what is the worst possible way you could use Lindsay Lohan….and I am not talking like how her mom, friends and Sam Ronson and everyone around her used her….or how she used drugs….but by having her smear cake in some dudes hair semi-erotically…is just humiliating for her….doing any gig she can…god fucking knows why…cuz she should just retire instead of helping fuel idiots like Jimmy Fallon who are using her to give himself more street cred than using The Roots as his band…..I encouraged people to hunt him down….for all the wrong he has done in the world….and I encourage Lindsay Lohan to give me a call if she really wants to save her career…I got all the ideas that involve more tit and less of this garbage….
I’m sure you guys know by now that Bella Thorne is trouble. She may look older, but she’s definitely still under 18. Anyway, these pictures ought to help you remember that: here’s Bella shooting a music video with some lame boy band of Justin Bieber wannabees and a crowd of kids. I don’t really know what’s going on here, but I definitely don’t want any part of it. Let’s just move on. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Bella Thorne Will Get You Into Trouble Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: PacificCoastNews
Harry Styles covers the latest issue of OK! in Great Britain, opening up to the tabloid about something rather personal: His first time having sexual intercourse. How did it go? “I was scared I got the girl pregnant,” Styles tells the magazine. “And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine.” In light of the incident, and just based on common sense, Harry also used this platform to send his fans a message. A very important one: “I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.” Take notes, kids. And also remember: Styles is NOT dating fellow One Direction member Louis Tomlinson.
Despite being a compulsive liar and having no one else to blame but herself for probably two-thirds of her problems, Lindsay Lohan remains convinced police are out to get her. Lohan, who is facing jail time for her most recent probation violation, is telling friends that the cops have a vendetta against her and will stop at nothing to bring her down. Best of all, Lindsay is STILL CLAIMING that she wasn’t driving when her Porsche slammed into a truck in June. Officials do not concur and will charge her with lying to police . LiLo claimed she was a passenger in her car, and that her assistant was the one who was actually driving and caused the Pacific Coast Highway Crash. Yet witnesses say she was in fact behind the wheel . Obviously. Lindsay is said to be “terrified” of going back to jail, especially since Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would revoke her probation and send her ass back there. If she breaks the law again, that is. Sautner can revoke probation on mere suspicion – without having to wait for a conviction – of a crime, but it remains to be seen if she will. She’s tough, but fair after all. Lindsay says she’s done a good job obeying the law since her no contest plea in the jewelry heist case, which tells you a lot about her self-perception problems. Still, she plans to throw herself at the mercy of the court, supposedly, in an attempt to stay out of the pokey. What do you think: should Lindsay Lohan do hard time ? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
Lindsay just can’t get right… Lindsay Lohan Charged With Lying To Police About Car Accident According to TMZ reports : Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway … TMZ has learned. We broke the story … Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler. Fact is she was — according to multiple witnesses. Law enforcement sources tell us … the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney … possibly this week. The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she’s currently on probation for the jewelry heist. The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner — the jewelry judge — could send her to the slammer for a long, long time. And law enforcement sources tell us … cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash. Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk. Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay’s doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed. Authorities then backed off that charge. As for the charge of lying to cops, Lindsay almost dodged that bullet. You may recall, after the accident, Lindsay went to the hospital where she was interviewed by cops, and that’s when she told them she wasn’t behind the wheel. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, made a mad dash for the hospital to muzzle her client, but she was a few minutes too late. One rule when you are talking to cops, shut the f**k up! SMH Image via WENN
Here’s Bella Thorne at the LA premiere of Wreck-It Ralph , and I know she looks older, but don’t forget that she’s still only 15. Want an easy trick to help remember that Bella’s underage? She’s at the premiere of the new Disney movie. Now move along before you get yourself in trouble. Related Articles: Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan Bella Thorne Had A Birthday Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: WENN.com
In the wake of unprecedented damage to various areas of New York, President Barack Obama has ordered federal aid for the region in order to help quell the tragic mess of Hurricane Sandy. ConEd Plant Explosion As of 6 a.m. EST, here is the latest update to the storm: There has been an explosion (above) at a Con Edison Plant at East 14th and FDR Drive. Subways remain out of order in NYC. There have been 83 total deaths. Over 50 homes burned to the ground in a single six-alarm fire in Queens. Over 7.5 million people are without power around the country. Downgraded from a hurricane to an “extratropical cycle,” Sandy is now moving westward across Pennsylvania. Please be safe out there, everyone. This is a big deal, Lindsay Lohan .
Also in Monday’s round-up of news briefs, RZA is set to direct two new projects; The Loneliest Planet tops the Specialty Box Office in an otherwise uneventful weekend. And Peter Fonda takes on jury duty. George Clooney Nabs Daniel Craig, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett, Jean Dujardin for Monuments Men The WWII drama will be directed by Clooney and will also star John Goodman, Hugh Bonneville and Bob Balaban. The film, co-written by Clooney and Grant Heslov, centers on the final chapter of Germany’s rule, “which came down to the absolute destruction of everything that makes a culture keep its standing, including the lives that are lost and the sacrifices that are made. All of this is in danger of being lost forever as Hitler and the Nazis try to cover the tracks of a murderous regime.” Production will begin March 1st, Deadline reports . Celebs Tweet Their Hurricane Sandy Moments Lena Dunham: “My dad re: the hurricane: ‘I have tons of cash and a salad'”; Bette Midler: “Batten down the hatches!! I’m baking macaroons for the duration. Hope it’s over before Hulaween!!!! Eeeeeeekkkk!!”; Lindsay Lohan: “WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.” Kirstie Alley: “Here is the WORLDS biggest HUG to all of you on the EAST coast.. and a truckload of prayers for your safety!!!! ALL LOVE, Kirstie”; More at Access Hollywood. RZA to Direct Genghis Khan Biopic and Action Thriller No Man’s Land He is debuting The Man with the Iron Fists Friday and has two more projects waiting in the wings. The Wu-Tang Clan frontman has singed on to direct John Milius’ epic biopic Genghis Khan and also has joined the action thriller No Man’s Land , THR reports . Specialty Box Office: Loneliest Planet Leads Debuts Newcomers and holdovers came in flat in an unmemorable weekend for Specialty Box Office. Loneliest Planet bowed solid with a $10,200 average in two locations. Sundance Selects will take the movie starring Gael García Bernal to the top 15 markets in the next two weeks. More new specialty release numbers at Deadline. Peter Fonda to Head Stockholm Film Festival Jury Peter Fonda will head the jury of the 23rd Stockholm Film Festival, organizers said Monday. The jury includes director Antonio Campo, of New York-based Borderline Films, whose sophomore film Simon Killer will screen in the festival’s American Independent section, THR reports .
