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Lindsay Lohan — It’s Everyone’s Fault But Mine

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan has been blaming everyone under the sun but herself for the predicament she’s in … multiple sources tell TMZ

Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford Has a New Man

Kelly Rutherford wasn’t trying to hide something when she insisted recently that she and onscreen Gossip Girl beau Matthew Settle are just friends when the cameras stop…

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It Sucks to Be Lindsay Lohan’s Excuses

Who wants to attend a stodgy old court hearing when you could be partying with actual celebrities in the South of France? Not our girl Lindsay! So which sob story is the…

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It Sucks to Be Lindsay Lohan’s Excuses

TMZ Live: LiLo, John Travolta’s Baby & MJ’s Tomb

Filed under: TMZ Live , Lindsay Lohan , John Travolta , Randy Jackson , Charlie Sheen , Alexis Neiers , Michael Jackson We took your questions on everything — including Lindsay Lohan not attending her hearing tomorrow, John Travolta ‘s new baby, and Randy Jackson ‘s plans to open up MJ’s mausoleum. Plus: Charlie Sheen ‘s final ” Two and a Half Men ” deal … and could… Read more

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Miss USA Defends Pole-arizing Stripper Pics

And here we thought Lindsay Lohan had a lock on offering up the oddest excuse of the day. Well folks, a new challenger has stepped into the ring! Pole-friendly Miss USA Rima Fakih…

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D.A. Down With Warrant to Arrest Lindsay

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Celebrity Justice The L.A. County District Attorney wants the judge in the Lindsay Lohan case to issue a warrant for her arrest … this according to well-placed sources in the D.A.’s office. It’s solely up to Judge Marsha Revel , who has already made it clear … she… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan: Dog Ate My Passport!

Lindsay Lohan will not be making it to court for her DUI probation hearing tomorrow, and once you hear the reason why, you’ll have pretty much heard everything. Our headline above is not literally true, but might as well be. Lindsay claims that someone stole her passport in Cannes, France. Theoretically possible? Absolutely. But come on. There’s no way that happened. LL claims she actually went to the airport yesterday trying to get on a flight – she’s required in court in L.A. Thursday – without a passport but was denied boarding.

Lindsay Skipping Court Because Dog Ate Her of Missing Passport—Is Jail Next?

OK, now we’ve heard it all. When Lindsay Lohan made her way to Cannes a couple days before her show-up-or-else hearing, the world let out a collective sigh. Would she make it back in…

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Lindsay Lohan’s New Lesbian Pussy of the Day

I communicate with Lindsay Lohan sometimes, sure it’s usually when I am drunk and telepathic conversations in my head and sure it may seem crazy, but when you’re connected to the soul with someone, logic doesn’t really play much of a factor, and if I’m not talking to the actual Lindsay Lohan but instead something I made up in my head, I’m cool with that because the Lindsay Lohan I is interesting and fun and interested in catering to my needs…without all that Hollywood bullshit that comes with the real Lindsay Lohan…not that it matters… What does matter is that there are two reports coming out about her today, first that she’s fucking this pig bitch in the pictures who she’s helping promote, which is a lie according to Lohan, and the other is that she’s fucking Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend, which is very possible, because Lohan loves dick but also resents Amandan Seyfried for stealing her Mean Girls glory….I know for a fact that Lohan hates her and that fucking a bitch you hate’s boyfriend is the ultimate revenge, part of the reason I love Lohan, the other part of the reason is her amazing tits.

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Lindsay Lohan Will Be a No-Show in Court

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Lohan , Celebrity Justice Lindsay Lohan will not make it to court tomorrow … TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ … Lindsay claims someone stole her passport in Cannes.