I know I seem to do a lot of posts on fake models and Instagram wannabes these days, but that’s on the fashion magazines and lingerie companies. I can only work with what they give me. Anyway, still, I figured it was about time I reminded you perverts what a real lingerie model looks like. So enjoy this photoshoot of Josephine Skriver . There’s still no substitute for the real thing. » view all 33 photos
Here’s Rita Ora doing another pants-meltingly hot lingerie photoshoot and see, this is why I don’t understand why the fashion industry is going crazy over fake models like Bella Hadid right now. Because Rita isn’t even a professional lingerie model and these pictures are still 20 times better than anything those rich kid wannabes are doing. I guess what I’m saying is, I think Rita should consider becoming a lingerie model full-time. This is way better than the music business. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a 500 year old mom, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal…that directly corresponds with their level of fertility… Sometimes, one tricks the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model you’ve likely never heard of, who is from Switzerland because it is neutral territory….and highly exclusive…pulled it off… She’s got 3 kids, probably with poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…especially Swiss models…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work, and in her case, she’s back in the workforce to pay their way, like a survivor… exposing herself in lingerie…they never go for rich and famous dudes….like the hookers they are…. Not sure what this is for, but I do think most older women should look like this, so if you or your wife are older women…show them these pics to show them they have no excuse.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Hunziker’s in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to.. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model… I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent… But she has tits… I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars… Right? I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila… Boring…. The post Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her… So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks… If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself.. The post Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio wore old lady pyjamas in her latest magazine spread…because I guess sometimes…usually after a couple of kids…the lingerie, if you can call Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…needs to tun in the sex appeal…and act her mid 30s mom age…there comes a time where the companies don’t want her in the micro G string…but more the flannel, sick with a cold, on a winter day look…and I guess she’s pulling it off…if comfortable pyjamas are something anyone would want to pull off…it is more the “you’re jerking off to porn while I’m in the other room watching a movie, because I don’t fuck you on pyjama day”…it’s either period, menopause, we’re in a fight…I don’t fucking know…but no sex is happening…and who even wants sex with this pyjama wearer…she’s pretty expired and anyone rich enough for her to date..is probably out there fucking the younger versions of her…I know I would be..unless she had dirt to black mail not black male…me… Who knows…this doesn’t matter… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina… The post Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .