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Candice Boucher’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Candice Boucher is South African model who like Candice Swanepoel and other other South African models…statistically is seriously high risk for being HIV Positive….but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she did Playboy in April 2010 and now does gutter lingerie catalog shoots, instead of the prestigious, mainstream, top of the barrel lingerie shoots Candice Swanepoel does….and all this to say…I think I should move to South Africa…because they have enough bikini and lingerie models to satisfy my needs.

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Candice Boucher’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Candice Swanepoel for VSX Ads of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was my favorite Victoria’s Secret model for the last little while…I’d write her love letters as I anxiously awaited her boyfriend of 5 years to come out of the closet so that I could make my move ….but then one day someone commented under one of my posts…calling her out for having a shitty face….and I started looking at her differently…I was blinded by her hott body…and I was not aware of the fact that she wasn’t as amazing as I thought she was….and ever since that day…I’ve only been able to jerk off to pics of her from behind…you know with her head cropped out…cuz I’m romantic like that….not that I jerk off to pics of lingerie models….this isn’t the 90s and I have the internet….but if I did…it’d be focused and zoomed in on her great fucking ass… Here she is promoting sports and fitness apparel with her great ass….apparel all girls should wear to the gym to motivate dudes to go to the gym…..even though all girls I see at the gym are fat and trying to look like this…..the world is one flawed system after another.

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Candice Swanepoel for VSX Ads of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Does Miami of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a hot, thick bodied party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever th fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie wasted and asking him to play the latest Call me maybe….or at least hard enough to get her pregnant…so that she married him and didn’t abort his kid allowing him to tell all his friends that he fucks top level international lingerie models and not just local models they fuck…cuz girls fucking love DJs….now more than ever…to the point where I think I should become an international DJ cuz I like parties, travel, women, money and drugs enough to embrace the lifestyle….but lucky for you party people, I’m lazy and into self destructing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way… The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil…. The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception…. So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima’s Pregnant Belly Button in a Tight Dress of the Day

Claire Danes See Thru Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.

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Claire Danes See Thru Dress at Some Premiere of the Day