Now this is how you do a photoshoot with a hottie like Barbara Palvin , you get her in lingerie. See Terry Richardson ? Anyway, I’m told these shots are from behind the scenes at Barbara’s recent shoot for Intimissimi. Just once though I wish these “behind the scenes” pictures would stop focusing on models getting their makeup done and take us somewhere we really want to see, the place where all the magic happens: their dressing rooms. » view all 12 photos
As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of Doutzen Kroes . Well, to be fair, I’m a big fan of most lingerie models, but that’s besides the point. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really digging this new shoot Doutzen did for Victoria’s Secret. There’s only one problem: there aren’t any shots of her booty, and that’s always been my favorite part. Somebody’s going to get a very strongly-worded email about this. Luckily though Doutzen’s a MILF, so she’s probably used to dealing with tantrums by now. I’m sure she’ll be able to calm me down. » view all 11 photos
I can’t tell who Holly Peers ‘ hot blonde friend is in these shots, but I wish she’d stuck around for the whole photoshoot. Don’t get me wrong, Holly’s great on her own, but somebody ought to help her with that handbra . She can barely manage, and I don’t blame her. Those things are a handful. So if they need any volunteers for next time, I want my name on the waiting list.
Most of you guys don’t have a clue who this chick is, but according to her very low budget website , Playmate Nikki Leigh is a full time Golden Key Honor Society student at California State University. She has the remarkable body measurement with 34C bust, 26 waist and 32 hips and is extremely talented since she can hold a coffee in one hand and a ferret in the other. Oh that’s a dog! My bad, but honestly why can’t girls let their toy dogs walk on a leash and not carry them as fashion accessories? Anyway, I don’t want to be too hard on Nikki’s animal training methods since we may date in the near future, so I’ll tone it down. Call me.
I’ve got another Victoria’s Secret shoot for you guys today, and this time it’s Lily Aldridge . Lily may not be as famous as some of her fellow supermodels, but she’s clearly got the right idea on how to change that: do an entire shoot topless and showing off your perfect booty. I wish all Victoria’s Secret shoots were like this. Bras are overrated, and besides, it’s not like anybody’s looking at these pictures to get an idea of how their lingerie looks on a normal woman anyway. Don’t kid yourself, ladies. » view all 22 photos
Adriana Cernanova is some Wonderbra model, a company I assume still exists, despite being eaten up and spat out by Victoria’s Secret, you know beat at their own bra game, cuz in the 80s, we were jerking off to Wonderbra pages of the Sears Catalog, an era before underwear catalogs of their own existed, a simpler time….. Well, she’s taken her lingerie body, put it in a bikini, and is rockin’ some Elle Czech beach photoshoot, all hot bodied and shit. You know, the kind of girl who doesn’t need a Wonderbra to get your attention and disappoint you when you undress her back at home… Assuming, that ever happens to you, you know a girl tryng to get your attention via lying bras, willing to go home with you….but this is the internet, lets pretend. Not to mention, the only thing that I think is real is this babe…. Adriana Cernanova, I am going to write love songs about you and until then, I’m just going to rape myself staring at your pics, I got nothing else to do.
Here’s underrated Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo doing a shoot for the company in the park, but if I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought she was just posing for her hipster friend’s Instagram or something. Why is she just sitting on some park bench with all her clothes on? Where’s all the lingerie and cleavage? See, now this is why Victoria’s Secret has to stop with the casual wear. It just gets too confusing. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
When it comes to busty British hotties, Holly Peers may not get as much attention as models like Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell , but there’s no doubt that those funbags of hers can stack up with anybody’s. In fact, I’d like to see Holly and Lucy and Keeley and all the rest of the British models get together and have a good old fashioned measuring contest. I don’t care who wins, I’d just like to see it. » view all 13 photos
When it comes to busty British hotties, Holly Peers may not get as much attention as models like Lucy Pinder or Keeley Hazell , but there’s no doubt that those funbags of hers can stack up with anybody’s. In fact, I’d like to see Holly and Lucy and Keeley and all the rest of the British models get together and have a good old fashioned measuring contest. I don’t care who wins, I’d just like to see it. » view all 13 photos
Tim Tebow has been offered a gig in the wake of his release by the New York Jets . That’s the good news for TT. The bad news? It’s with the Lingerie Football League. And not even as a QB. They want him as a coach! The guy really cannot throw. The Legends Football League – formerly the Lingerie Football League apparently – has extended an offer to the man they hope will become its National Quarterbacks Coach. Tebow’s agent recevied a letter from LFL President Mitchell Mortaza. It reads: “Now that it appears Mr. Tim Tebow’s career in the National Football League may be coming to an end, we at Legends Football League would like to extend him an offer.” If the LFL has its way, he’ll “become our Quarterbacks Coach nationally.” No official duties or financial details were discussed in the letter. This is how far Tim Tebow has fallen. It’s sad, really. Still … better than nothing? Should he take it?
