I’m assuming this latest topless Snapchat from Bella Thorne is from behind-the-scenes on the set of some new lingerie photoshoot she got hired to do. At least judging from all the camera equipment around in the background. That, or she finally took me up on my career advice and decided to follow her destiny and start doing porn. Either way, after a tease like this, I can’t wait to see the finished product. Yow!
I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.
I know I’ve been putting up a lot of pictures of Alexis Ren lately. But honestly, I didn’t they could possibly get any hotter than that last round. Turns out I was wrong. Because the only thing better than one hot model in lingerie is two of them. So you guys enjoy this latest photoshoot from Alexis and her hot friend. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go find the nearest fire extinguisher before this pants incident gets out of control.
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Bella Thorne’s dad died in 2007…I just found that out because she’s making a song for him as she’s discovered that EDM is a joke and very easy to produce garbage songs that retard kids get into…. The fat that her dad died in 2007 may be all I need to know…as I watch her lingerie photoshoot video she posted on social media like my kind of girl….topless and hot bodied…young and already so slutty…thank you Dead Dad for this.. I thought it was some Disney Execs or a stage mom, and it may be…but I like to think…it’s more Dead Dad caused…so thank you dead dad for this…now if only more dads would die prematurely for their kids to grow up to something I can jerk off to.. The post Bella Thorne Ass in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexis Ren’s got some fake tits to go with her legendary body… She’s an instagram celebrity who hasn’t done that much… But she’s got a massive a following…and that massive following has led her to being in lingerie showing tits with some other chick…because that’s how this internet thing goes…love the attention, be a softcore pornstar, be a fantasy…because what the fuck else are you going to do with yourself…and your instagram account…it’s a porn site.. Good times… The post Alexis Ren Fake Titty Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you guys have been paying attention to the site lately, then you already know that Alexis Ren here is hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram these days. And you probably don’t need me to tell you that seeing her in a bikini and/or lingerie and/or just about anything is a recipe for a five-alarm pants fire. But just in case you hadn’t already heard all that, well, now you know. You’re welcome.
Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also… Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere… It’s like parents / dads encourage their daughters to dress slutty so that their daughter’s friends are peer pressured to dress slutty too..and so the dads can jerk off to them…since being married is dull and in some cases fuck them…because young girls are so sexed up they need that kind of thrill… They also know slutty chicks get rich dudes and rich dudes will invite the dad on cool trips surrounded by other sluts if he ever knocks the daughter up..it’s cheaper than college.. The system is weird.But I like it.. The post Mariina Keskitalo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid posted this super casual selfie of herself in what looks like lingerie, but could be a bathing suit, you know we live in a world of girls who need to take instagram selfies in bikinis to get followers, so the bikini market has really taken the fuck off… You know so that these women, whether it is mooches like the Hadids, who basically eat the Kardashian/ Jenner table scraps…just garbage people sitting at the right table…who post pics of themselves like this – just casually taking a Yacht Shower…not posing like a fucking lame bitch who poses like she’s a model…only this one has tricked people into treating her like a model…and the whole world…remains DUMB. The post Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps….. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. The post Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .