Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet…. Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips… The post Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel was at the Tony Awards in no pants this past weekend, you know a solid 3-5 days ago, and I didn’t bother posting it – because let’s face it….collectively…lets hold hands and work through this together….I’m talking to you Candice Swanepoel….you made a baby and just don’t matter. I don’t care about how the body bounced back, she’s old, tired, a mom…making babies after being cum inside like a lady…and the whole thing would be depressing…if you were a Candice fan or lover…but she just doesn’t matter…. She’s also a lingerie model, and I use that word generously, I mean people who consider Victoria’s Secret Lingerie are the same people who consider McDonalds burger gourmet…or anything with a pussy – even fat chicks from tinder fuckabkle…but she’s a lingerie model in her mind and the mind of morons so I’d expect more scandalous nakedness…pantsless is whatever when I’ve seen your pussy before… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Pantsless the Other Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tyga should really just be grateful that Kylie Jenner put up with him as long as she did, and that the world seems to have overlooked the fact that he was dating a minor when he was already old enough to rent a car. Instead, it looks like he’s spending his time taking cheap shots at his ex. What a class act. That Instagram photo is almost fine on its own — well, except that Tyga’s in it — right? Except that his caption, “Better Dayz,” seems like he’s bragging about how much “better” his life is since Kylie finally gave him the boot . His spelling style’s unorthodox, but this is from a guy whose name is probably a reference to big cats (tigers) but sounds more like boreal forests (taiga). It’s hard to look at his caption and see this as innocuous. If he were just having a good day, he’d surely have written “good dayz” or whatever. “Better” implies that he had some not-so-good days, and he has to know that everyone will immediately think of Kylie. This isn’t even the first time that he’s done this — remember that diss track ? Ugh. What a way to regard your ex. Especially when she’s the only reason that anyone knows who you are. After it felt like Kylie had been dating Tyga for decades (really just 18 months — Kylie hasn’t even been alive for decades, yet), the couple that just couldn’t quit each other finally split. Speculation on the reasons for the breakup varied, from Kylie having grown as a person to her finally putting her foot down over how much advantage he was taking of her finances. All of that sounds believable, to be honest. And then there was the creepy age difference. And the family drama with Tyga having a son came close to becoming Rob Kardashians’ stepson. Basically, there was every possible reason for their breakup to end. And if you ever have doubts over whether or not you did the right thing, look for your ex lashing out at you on social media and then never look back. Kylie’s moved on with Travis Scott, and the two are even rumored to have secretly married . It’s admittedly kind of hard to imagine that. Not because Kylie’s so wise and mature, but because it’s hard to picture something like that slipping past the all-seeing eye of Kris Jenner. While Travis Scott isn’t exactly a class act himself — remember when he grossly compared Kylie and Kendall’s bedroom skills ? — he is, at least, not Tyga. The fact that we feel relief that Kylie’s dating him just means that she’s set the relationship bar so, so low for herself. Hopefully, whenever her relationship with Travis ends — and it will, because all relationships end and also she’s still just 19 — Travis won’t use the fame that she gave him take cheap shots at her over Instagram. Like, Kylie can really rub you the wrong way sometimes, but nobody deserves to be torn down by someone they used to love. Not even one of the Kardashians. View Slideshow: 18 Most Bitter Breakups in Hollywood History
Here’s the latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Candice Swanepoel , and you know, this is probably one of my favorite themes for a modeling shoot. And no, I’m not talking about Candice’s booty, although it is hard to beat that. I mean the whole “artsy black-and-white” thing. If you ask me, it really classes up those lingerie pictures. Now, speaking of classy, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for a few minutes. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos
Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system… This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, is barely relevant on social media, produces smut, like she self traffics herself…and probably does…her own pimp…and she’s in nude shoots for attention – works for me…Free Nudes! Yay Feminism. The post Lauren Bonner Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pixie Lott is a UK popstar – who I’ve never listened to – but I’ve watched her personal brand get more and more racy as her career progresses…from popstar to taking some Miley Cyrus lead with nipple tape / hard nipples and panty flashes….and now she’s in fashion shoots in lingerie on all fours…straight up fetish as she eats…but marketed as art or high concept when really it’s just gutter erotica…which is a good thing – because I like gutter erotica…with popstars… I don’t give a fuck about Pixie Lott, her music, or her brand…but I appreciate whoring when it’s not necessary from all chicks. It is empowering. The post Pixie Lott Lingerie for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It looks like Kylie Jenner’s back at it again. Not just with social media pics — well, that too — but it looks like she may have gotten a little work done. A little more work done, anyway. We know that we’re supposed to be looking at her boobs here, emphasized as much by that white top as by her seatbelt. But our eyes keep darting to those lips. They don’t just look plump, they look painfully full. Kylie’s admitted to overfilling her lips in the past, but we guess that she hasn’t learned from past mistakes. Though … really, if she learned from past mistakes, we all would have forgotten who Tyga was in, like, 2015. If only . These lips don’t just look big, they look painful. Anyone who’s ever microwaved some chicken apple sausage — because who has time to cook with an oven? — can easily imagine those lips bursting open under pressure. We keep touching our lips and wincing at that pic, you know? It’s one thing to inflate your lips too much for taste. But it’s another thing to make them look so big that it’s hard to close your mouth.. Regular, non-painful big lips look good. You don’t have to follow fashion magazines or even put that much thought into the faces that you find attractive to do that. Just, like, go to the character creation screen of any video game — the better looking faces are gonna have the lip size sliders pretty far to the right. As far as fashion is concerned, yeah, you have to grudgingly admit that Kylie’s been a part of people worrying so much about having big lips. Just like the Kardashians as a whole have been influential in the conversation about butt sizes. But isn’t to say that they deserve credit. See, the Kardashians seem to be all about cultural appropriation. From putting their hair in dreads or cornrows to trying to claim ownership over bodily features associated with black women, the Kardashians are what you’d call problematic . And while Kendall Jenner, when she’s not starring in tone-deaf Pepsi controversies , usually just does her modeling thing instead of raiding African-American culture and claiming the spoils as her own, Kylie is a major offender. We might not be saying this if we thought that her curves were 100% grass-fed free-range organic, because your body shape is your body shape. But … come on, guys. Kylie’s figure is such an hourglass that you expect a movie villain to dramatically turn her upside down to begin a countdown. The lips are such a big thing, because when the good folks at Black Twitter blow off some steam, it’s not uncommon to hear them look at white celebrities who are being praised for their looks and wonder where that star’s lips are. Which is, you know, a harmless critique, and Kylie “fixing” her own lips might not be a big deal if she didn’t then use them to market her own lip products. As if big lips are a Kylie thing. It’s kind of like how the white cheerleaders in the movie Bring It On always stole the routines of the black cheerleaders. And the thing is that, despite the probably millions of words written on the subject of Kylie’s very specific antics, she’s probably not even aware of it. Celebrities exist in a bubble, folks. To Kylie, any well-conceived criticism on social media probably gets drowned out by random vitriol until it all just looks like “haters.” View Slideshow: 19 Reasons to Believe Kylie Jenner Got a Boob Job
I’ve been doing this job for a long time now, which pretty much makes me an expert when it comes to the professional hottie business. (Yes, even if I still don’t know how to tie a tie or put on real pants.) And used to be, you actually had to do something if you wanted to be famous. Like show off your funbags on a reality show, or “accidentally” leak a sex tape, or land a modeling contract. But now all you have to do is sign up for an Instagram account. It’s a damn shame. But at least there’s still a few real supermodels left out there. And Romee Strijd here is one of them. So make sure to enjoy this lingerie goodness. She worked hard for it. And for once, I’m not kidding. » view all 19 photos
I don’t know if I bothered posting these pictures last week when I first saw them but they made me laugh…thinking about her dumpy ass rubbing up on all the rides little kids put their grubby hands all over, often times their mouths, sucking in the herpes cuz she’s in Hollywood, vaginal juices of this pig, that you know oozed out of her all over dumbo’s fucking ears, because that’s how fat girls work, their pussies always soaking…maybe it’s a hormonal thing, but I think it’s a hygiene thing…so much sweat.. NOW, I don’t like Ariel Winter or her rebuilt titties, but there’s something nice about a battered soul showing up to the Happiest Place on Earth, dressed like a street hooker in a jumper, or a drunken college girl, who doesn’t give a fuck how vile she is, she feels hot and wants to get fucked and that’s all that matters… She’s rich, she’s from TV, and people like her….people I call weirdos who watched her grew up…because the only way you can like her is if you have an emotional attachment to her, like when your wife gets old and fat and you still eat her ass…it’s like familiar or family or I guess they mean the same thing…you’re used to it, it’s home, you do it because she’s beautiful in your mind thanks to the brainwashing fucking working…STOCKHOLM EFFECT THANKS TO IMPRISONMENT… She’s such a troll….look at them thighs rubbing together…SAVAGE. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Rebuilt Tits at Disney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
