I don’t want to get into trouble here, because I know we’re not supposed to call Ashley Graham fat. Instead we have to talk about how “healthy” she looks. And if you ask me, she’s definitely looking really “healthy” in this latest lingerie photoshoot. Not obesely “healthy” yet, but getting pretty close.
I know a lot of you guys out there think I have the best job in the world, considering I get to write nonsense about hotties in lingerie all day in between naps. And I used to think that too. But then I saw this picture of Emily Ratajkowski ‘s personal funbag assistant. And trust me, I’d trade 10 years’ worth of naps for an hour working that job. Hell, even 30, 45 seconds would do. Continue reading →
I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it….. So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter… I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes… It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in… But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is…. I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson…. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me. The post Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know much about the business world, considering my “office” consists of a futon in my mom’s basement, but does anyone know if bloggers are allowed to claim workers’ comp? Because after checking out this latest round of lingerie booty goodness from Elsa Hosk , I’m pretty sure I’m going to be out of commission for the rest of the day. Yow! » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
For your viewing pleasure… Bernice Burgos Thirst Trap Photos About a week ago a popular thickalicious thirst trap princess was hit with nasty rumors that she’s a messy mistress. As previously reported Bernice Burgos is none too pleased with Tiny Harris’ claims that she’s a “pass around b***” after rumors swirled that she’s been secretly smashing T.I. She’s since defended herself and confirmed that she and TIP are just fellow “bosses” and friends…. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJwieOBYMF/?tagged=berniceburgos and we’ve been scouring her Instagram to see what she’ll say next. Instead, we’ve discovered that Bernice’s now keeping silent on social media about the “pass-around” diss, and instead, she’s promoting her Bold And Beautiful pajama line… https://www.instagram.com/p/BSCryQDFaJA/?taken-by=shopboldandbeautiful and giving fans a glimpse of that baaaaaaaaaaaawdy. https://www.instagram.com/p/BSAAruoAMyL/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en Who you calling a pass-around??? https://www.instagram.com/p/BSHM6KNAz-T/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en More Bernice Burgos thirst traps (old and new) on the flip. https://www.instagram.com/p/BRv7AAmgTyB/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSH3AMyA5GL/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6VvAZg4Xo/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSJm6nWgFuX/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSM942igO7h/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDjrIgAEiR/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BRGnw-JA3du/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BQy5wtOghwq/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ-WrB1AxRn/?taken-by=realberniceburgos&hl=en
Coco Austin likes to show off her great body via her various social media accounts. Her latest attempt to show the world that she’s still got it came in the form of her showing off her booty as she modeled her lingerie line, Cocolicious. Crazy brand name aside, the model had no qualms about letting fans get a glimpse of ASSets. See what we did there? The 38-year-old took to Snapchat with pictures that would probably pass as X-rated. Seriously, it’s almost as if she’s returning to her R-rated movie roots. Something tells us Nicki Minaj as going to have a rant about the above photo. It’s very similar to the Anaconda photo that went viral back when Nicki was still a thing. Since Ice Loves Coco got the pink slip from execs at E!, Coco has been trying to remain in the public eye. These pictures are yet another example of that. Does she think lingerie will help sell her lingerie like hot cakes? We’re not so sure. It just comes across as desperate, but she has to find a way to keep her products selling. Coco gave birth to her first child with Ice-T in 2015. When she’s not showing off her rear end, she is sharing pictures of herself and her daughter wearing matching clothing. Just look at the picture below… Austin has been married to Ice-T since 2002, and they seem to get along very well. There was a lot of drama on their reality TV series, but by the time the show was canceled, it was stale. In fact, there were rumblings the couple was lining up another reality series with Ryan Seacrest’s production company. However, the show has yet to materialize, so maybe it will never see the light of day. What do you think about all this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Coco & Baby Chanel: 9 Times They Were Twinning on Instagram!
As you guys probably know, one of my favorite things to do at work is to find new hotties for us all to drool over. As for my other favorite thing… I’m pretty sure I can’t type it out. This is still a family site, after all. Anyway, point is, I want you guys to meet my latest find, Christen Harper. I don’t know much about her just yet, but after this killer lingerie shoot, I can already tell I’m going to be a big fan. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos
Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually know or cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system…… Not that this shoot is for an American brand, it’s for Zara, straight from the slums of europe, which is also just stealing American dollars, but infiltrating their malls…. This isn’t really something you can jerk off to, at least not top level, but I think you have the ability jerk off anything and part of my job is throwing masturbation obstacles at you… The post Constance Jablonski in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Megan Fox the TRANSFORMATIVE TRANSFORMER ACTRESS who looks TRANS thanks to all the PLASTIC surgery…..who has 12 kids with A-Lister Brian Austin Green…is the face of Fredrick’s of Hollywood, or the ass, because they’ve been bought from an out of touch brand that doesn’t realize a trashy plastic surgery ridden mom – who was once the hot chick in movies…a decade ago…isn’t the best face / or booty / or implants but I guess the brand director thinks she is. The kind of pervert still jerking off to old photoshoots thinking “this will be great, we’ll do the alba with her”…..when really, there are 100,000 instagram sluts you can give 100 dollars to do to the same thing…and get far more relevance…but cutting this twat a check…that makes total sense..look at all the press they get from it….as we look on confused as to why trashy lingerie….like hooker sex shop lingerie that will give you yeast infections….but that can’t give Megan Fox yeast infections…her pussy’s too scarred…at least according to the research I’ve done…. The post Megan Fox Photoshopped to Shit Mom Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While her sisters seem content to hold only the vaguest of job titles (media personality, brand ambassador, etc.), Kendall Jenner is making a name for herself as a model. Okay, so it's not thought- or labor-intensive career field, but at least she's doing something that doesn't involve just living her life in front of a camera crew. There were some bumps along the way, and in the early days of Kendall's modeling career , we heard reports about the other ladies not taking her seriously. We were shocked, but mainly by the news that models occasionally take each other seriously. Anyway, these days, things are going much more smoothly. Kendall's modeled for Victoria's Secret and a number of other A-list brands, and she's dancing around in her underwear like someone who's been at it for half a century. But, ya know, without looking like someone who's been dancing in her underwear for half a century. Her latest choreographed semi-nudity comes to us courtesy of La Perla, a brand that's getting some serious mileage out of its partnership with Kenny J. Not only is she wearing their lingerie in a new series of print ads, they also did one of those behind-the-scenes videos for Instagram. The idea is for the models to pretend they don't know they're being filmed, so that people think they would be having that much fun in overpriced underwear even if they weren't being paid for it. It's a very high-concept project, but there's semi-nudity involved, so we're cool with it: