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Micaela Schaefer Forgot To Dress To Please

Here’s Germany’s #1 greatest tourist attraction Micaela Schaefer at the Zoolander 2 premiere in Berlin, and I know it’s a fancy movie premiere and all that, but I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in Micaela’s choice of outfit here. Where’s the lingerie , or the body paint ? I mean, I guess maybe the dress code said black tie, but in that case, why not wear some of those classy black censored bars instead? Those go with everything. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to.. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Looks Much Better Without Clothes

I don’t mean to brag or anything, but over the years, I’ve become kind of an expert on Victoria’s Secret hotties like Irina Shayk here. And it’s my professional opinion that the less clothing they wear, the hotter they look. These shots of Irina during Mercedes-Benz Berlin Fashion Week just confirm that theory. Because as good as she’s looking here, I guarantee she’d look a million times hotter in nothing but lingerie. It’s just simple math. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day

Ruby Aldridge is my favorite…she’s Lily Aldridge’s sister who doesn’t work for billion dollar commercial sweatshop brands to make a lot of money and feel good about herself…but she is also a model, all tall and lovely, and she does do pictures for underwear companies like For Love and Lemons, that unfortunately, aren’t lingerie pictures, but that are a reminder that she’s got some substance, she’s not some exploit herself for instagram followers and fame, and she seems to be a little more interesting that mall brand counterparts… I am a fan of her, her face and I wish she’d respond to the love letters I write her everyday, but she’s probably engaged or married to a guy in a band, that’s how these girls do these things…and I”m not mad about that, I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant because that would make me cry..not that I cry, I’m too sociopathic for that, but I like to say I do…it increases my chances of getting love…from people who aren’t my wife. The post Ruby Aldridge for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day

Agent Provocateur is the Victoria’s Secret for people who have a little bit more money than working as a Walmart clerk….receptionist…middle of the road person who has accepted that they don’t deserve to have hopes and dreams…but rather live within their means…buying panties on deal that seemingly have more sex appeal than the department store kind…or black chicks, strippers, and mall shopping teens around america…you know who don’t want to go for the 150 – 2000 dollar “high concept version”… This Agent Provocateur shit is a brand I’ve actually been into, when it was doing vintage lingerie, you know quality lingerie, fetishy with a look that the fabrics wouldn’t give you a yeast infection… But it has become the sugar baby, instagram, brand of underwear that allows them to feel really classy in their whoring..thanks to marketing.. This is their Spring campaign…I think, I don’t remember, I just saw pics of girls in panties and pulled it to post here…because I like girls in panties…whether they are self produced whores, or brands pandering to these self produced whores, especially when they are no Victoria’s Secret, unless Victoria’s Secret actually owns them in some backdoor deal…because backdoor is all I assume the sugar daddy’s who buy their girls this shit are getting….it’s how they keep the gifts coming…reward your sponsor / master / employer…. The post Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham’s Fat Girl in LIngerie Campaign of the Day

Ashley Graham is a big….deal…and model…she’s just big across the board..people are booking her because the market is fat girls and in this PC anti misogyny or objectification of woman…the industry needs at least one fat chick for affirmative action…and they need that fat chick to do things that the skinny chicks do..but for fat chick brands…so that that can’t get criticized…for giving unrealistic body image and if they do that – they can continue to use the skinny chicks and use the fat chick like racists use their “I have a lot of black friends” before saying something racist… BBW has always existed, so luckily, we can still objectify this fat chick, who gets half naked like some kind of circus freak….novelty act….making money for people and herself, allowing body positive people to use her as their hero…postergirl.. Now I’m not into fat chicks, mainly because I married one, and they are disgusting and smell, but really skinny dudes, black guys, some latin guys and lonely people who prefer sex to masturbation love fat chicks and can focus on their tits…so this one is for them…. This is not for any of you forced to sit next to a fat person on a plane…for a long haul flight…praying he’s not going to sit next to you as he squeezes down the aisle… The post Ashley Graham’s Fat Girl in LIngerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 1.12.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Little Dead Rotting Hood will make you huff and puff and blow a big load ( fleshbot.com ) Zoe Kravitz braless in a see-through dress at the Golden Globes ( taxidrivermovie.com ) I’m not sure this even qualifies as lingerie, Rhian Sugden ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Melissa Debling’s jaw dropping nerdy striptease ( egotasticallstars.com ) Busty nurse Charlie Rose downblouse examination ( boobieblog.com ) Leigh-Anne Pinnock braless in a see-thru top ( thenipslip.com ) Stella Maxwell masters the art of lingerie modeling ( lastmenonearth.com ) A Tribute to David Bowie ( doubleviking.com ) Lindsey Pelas knows how to dress ( steakwood.com )

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