Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them… So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation… All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies… Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it. The post Abbey Clancy for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am pretty sad to announce that Pam Anderson is officially cure of Hep C….a disease she got from fucking a lot of dirty rock and roll men..but that she pretends she got from a bad Tattoo…because it’s more wholesome to say their STD / STI was from a public toilet seat and not the fact that their genitals are a public toilet seat… I am CURED!!! – I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still.. I guess money can buy everything, even health….even in her old age…. So now, I guess I’ll have to find a new angle on Pam Anderson content, maybe laugh at her stupid clown tits, or the fact that she paved the way for sex tapes as a fellow Canadian and is patient zero, not that Pam Anderson matters or even exists anymore, and I’ve milked her hep harder than she’s ever milked anything…so I guess it was a good run…. Here’s some of her highlights…a little tribute to the hep pussy…with recent pics because I can’t find her old good stuff…and really why waste the time on that….now that she’s cure of Hep… The post Pam Anderson is Hep C Free – Now We Can’t Make Fun of Dirty Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple… Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good… The post Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Larissa Hofmann sounds Jewish…. but I bet most of the girls at your Jewish studies group don’t look like this….and that most of the girls in your Jewish studies group aren’t underwear models…but then again, it’s very possible that not all Hoffmann’s are Jewish..and that some are Germans…who tried to exterminate the Jews 70 years ago…and that maybe, just maybe I am generalizing about Jewish Studies groups, if that is even a thing, and that there are in fact babes and bikini models, especially if that Jewish studies group is based in LA, because all these Jewish execs have imported models as their wives, adding some new converted model DNA to their Temple… Either way, these pics for some shitty brand that isn’t paying me…is pretty good… The post Larissa Hofmann for Mango of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tonight, Kendall Jenner will no doubt hit the town to celebrate her 20th birthday . And if the latest rumors about her love life are to be believed, she’ll be joined by the new dude in her life, rookie Los Angeles Lakers guard D’Angelo Russell. Russell only has a few games under his belt, and they’ve all been losses (He plays for the freakin’ Lakers, after all.), so he should probably be focused on basketball at the moment, but insiders claim he just couldn’t resist the allure of Kendall. Sources say Kendall has been in attendance , cheering D’Angelo on at both Lakers home games so far, which is probably a nice alternative to the angry leer of Jack Nicholson that greets most rookies when they look into the crowd. “One person who definitely took notice of the romance rumors is D’Angelo’s teammate Kobe,” a source tells Hollywood Life. “He has been teasing the rookie about it, saying he’s already gone Hollywood. “Kobe really gives him a hard time saying he better worry more about being a professional basketball player than becoming a reality star. It’s playful hazing, but you know Kobe really wants him focused on the team and not Kendall.” View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown We don’t think of Kobe as the “playful hazing” type but if that’s what D’Angelo has to tell himself, we say go for it. Sources say Kobe’s not alone, and other players have warned D’Angelo of the ” Kardashian curse ” that’s thrown many a male celeb off his game. We’re sure Russell doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardize his career, but at the same time, he gets to see Kendall Jenner naked , so even if we winds up a sad, bench-warming national punchline, we’re guessing it’ll all be worth it. View Slideshow: 38 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner turns 20 years old today. And it’s safe to say a whole lot has changed in the life of this model/reality star in the past year, starting with the evolution of her Instagram page: View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown It may seem hard to believe, but Jenner was once a cute, innocent teenager who just shared photos of herself smiling with friends. More often than not these days, her social media account is instead filled with racy bikini or lingerie pictures. Or pictures of Kendall shilling for her latest brand, as the model is an official spokeswoman for such global companies as Calvin Klein, signing with the world famous apparel maker in March. Here’s a look at images she’s posed for on behalf of Calvin Klein since then: View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Calvin Klein Ads Moreover, since turning 19, Jenner has followed in the promotional footsteps of older half-sister Kim Kardashian . Simply put, the young lady is EVERYwhere. Quick… name a magazine! Kendall has likely covered it. Credit her manager/mother. Credit her strong worth ethic. Credit a public who has a mysterious hunger for all things Kardashian and Jenner, but take a look here at all the publications that have featured Kendall in the last year or so alone: View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Magazine Covers: She’s Everywhere! In the end, however, we do give props to Kendall for excelling in the competitive world of modeling. She has said many times that she doesn’t want to use her last name to help her get ahead and she does seem intent on making a real career out of this industry, as opposed to just sitting back and taking her clothes off online. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sit back and often take her clothes off online. Jenner can still be relied upon to pose in an inappropriate manner (she’s still not even old enough to drink yet, remember) in order to goose her social media numbers. So, in honor of Kendall’s 20th birthday, we present below far more than just 20 examples of the burgeoning superstar showing us her racy side on the Internet. Click. Drool. And send Kendall your very best birthday wishes now! View Slideshow: 38 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner
Adele is on the cover of Rolling Stone, because she’s the biggest fucking act in the world, which would be offensive, or disgusting if she wasn’t knocking Taylor Swift off her undeserved throne. You see Adele, despite not being very hot…sings songs that people actually connect to…with a voice that is more than some vapid cunt talking her lyrics about boys being jerks..or whatever Taylor Swifts low hanging fruit cash grab is… I don’t know Adele or anything about Adele, I just know she’s not in the media all the time, she’s not doing stage shows featuring anyone and everyone of interest…like she’s running some kind of variety show…latching onto anyone with an audience… I just know fuck Taylor Swift…she’s garbage and must be taken out…. She did an extensive interview HERE that I didn’t read…but I did see this….and based on her body…it’s shocking … “I’m not, like, skipping to the fucking gym. I don’t enjoy it. I do like doing weights. I don’t like looking in the mirror. Blood vessels burst on my face really easily, so I’m so conscious when I’m lifting weights not to let them burst in my face. And if I don’t tour, you’ll catch me back down at the Chinese!” I guess it’s just unfortunate that they didn’t do a photoshoot of her balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass implant…or that the shoot wasn’t her and the Jenners having a garden party in lingerie…isn’t that what the people want? via ROLLING STONE The post Adele Wet for Rolling Stone and It Didn’t Break My Anything but Taylor Swift’s Ego of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you forgot, Heidi Klum really likes to get into making elaborate Halloween costumes. But this year, I think she outdid herself. Because after years of unsexy old lady costumes , creepy nightmare fuel and whatever the hell this is , she finally went with a sexy costume for once, going all out to look exactly like a real-life sexy Jessica Rabbit. Anyway, I still think she put in a little too much effort when she could’ve just put on lingerie and a pair of rabbit ears and called it a day, but what do I know. Enjoy.
It’s Halloween….and all you’ll be doing is handing out candy to girls you’ll probably creep on in 10 years when they are 16…Born in 2000 is the new goal….Y2k…you fucking creep…you should be registered… It’s Halloween…and I am clearly getting very fucking old, desensitized, bitter, angry, bored, uninterested….because I do not care that every girl and woman is going to be dressed half naked because they can… It is always the same fucking costumes, nothing blows me away or even makes me laugh…the giant Maxipad costume was disgusting, and dressing like Jared from Subway won’t make the parents in teh neighborhood laugh…but other than that…boring… There are half naked girl who won’t fuck you all over the internet…and I guess in everyday life…making everyday Halloween…in a “what are you dressed as”….”an instagram hooker”… But I guess real life amongst people who are going all out because they want the prize instagram pic…trying hard for liked even in real life (IRL)….could be worst…I mean we could all be in snow suits…and I’ll take lingerie over clothes…any day… So the point of this post is to whine about how uncreative people are, celebrate that girls are sluts without halloween, realize that halloween is just an extension of these people’s instagram accounts so they will try harder to slut extra hard, which is better than snow suits… #betterthansnowsuits…. Now don’t go out there and take advantage of girls #rapeculture….just make them sign a consent form before sticking your dick in their drunken horny rubbing on you hustle…not that you have to worry about that… Here are some stepLINKS…for Halloween…Spooky….but not as spooky as this: I’m dressing like you for Halloween…and fucking everyone…..here’s 26 bootleg costumes… Here are some stepLINKS Some Bat Bitch with a Big Fat Ass in Lingerie CLICK HERE Some Pics from the Playboy Halloween Party CLICK HERE Top 10 Horror Movie masks CLICK HERE Ariana Grande’s Panty Flash… CLICK HERE Dianna Agron Topless Titties… CLICK HERE Charlotte McKInney Big Tits… CLICK HERE SLut of the Day CLICK HERE Harrison Ford in a Hot Dog Outfit Talking About Star Wars CLICK HERE The Cast of The Today Show Dressed Like the Peanuts – Weird… CLICK HERE Strong Mother Fucker CLICK HERE The Best Pot Head Costumes CLICK HERE GIrls in LIngerie Dressed Like the Ninja Turtles CLICK HERE Fast Food Restaurant Dresses Up Like McDonalds CLICK HERE Fucked Up Car Accident of the Day CLICK HERE Renee Olstead Tits… CLICK HERE Puppy for Cat Day CLICK HERE Out of Focus Pussy CLICK HERE Kate Bosworth Legs CLICK HERE Sophie Simmons Hard Nipples CLICK HERE Charlize Theron Sex Robot from the Future CLICK HERE Monkey Penis at the Safari CLICK HERE The Game’s Eggplant CLICK HERE Dude is Pissed Abotu Teens Tresspassing CLICK HERE Liz Hurley Slut CLICK HERE Runaway Pumpkin Video CLICK HERE Katie Holmes has an Old Battered Face…Thanks Scientology CLICK HERE Camel REscue Goes Wrong CLICK HERE Everything You Know About Addiction is Wrong CLICK HERE Alessandra Ambrosio Doesn’t Realize Halloween is Tomorrow – Dumb CUnt CLICK HERE Angelique Morgan Has a Dick… CLICK HERE Gigi Hadid Victoria’s Secret Audition… CLICK HERE Five Night’s at Freddy’s in Real Life CLICK HERE Oprah Has a Secret Son CLICK HERE Woman with Bear Repellant CLICK HERE Some Belarusian Slut CLICK HERE Farrah Abraham’s New Nose CLICK HERE Big Tits Smoke Weed CLICK HERE =============== From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW! ================ Emelia Paige – Hot Amazing Big Tits CLICK HERE 2 Minutes of Big Ass CLICK HERE Slut Dressed Like Skeleton CLICK HERE Girl Shits Herself While Playing Video Game Dancing CLICK HERE Naked Fight CLICK HERE Naked Bitch and Her WEED and HUge TITS
Back in May, ESPN fired Bill Simmons unexpectedly, thus forcing sports fans everywhere (read: Boston) to go to Gisele Bundchen’s Twitter page in order to read the boastful ramblings of someone who regularly fellates Tom Brady. We kid Simmons, but he’s really one of the funniest and most insightful sports journalists working today, and he deserved better than to be unceremoniously canned in very public fashion. Now, ESPN has twisted the knife by shutting down Grantland, the irreverent sports and pop culture site that Simmons created in 2011. Many of the site’s writers stated that they found out they’d been laid off only when they saw the network’s tweets about the site being suspended. In a statement, ESPN said that it plans to honor the contracts of all current Grantland writers and hopes to hire many of them to write for other ESPN platforms. So while several casualties of the move have lamented the end of the site, most of them have kept any outrage they may be feeling in check. But not Simmons: “I loved everyone I worked with at G and loved what we built. Watching good/kind/talented people get treated so callously = simply appalling,” Simmons tweeted moments ago. The 46-year-old journalist has butted heads with ESPN many times over the course of his career. He was most recently suspended by the network last year for calling NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a “liar.” His termination a few months later is believed to be the result of his tense relationship with network brass. In a statement, ESPN claimed that the decision to shut down Grantland has nothing to do with Simmons or the nature of the site’s content, but was simply a result of the need to “direct our time and energy going forward to projects that we believe will have a broader and more significant impact across our enterprise.” We’re sure Simmons will have more to say on the topic in the very near future.
