Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced to work for the brand at a discount…because why the fuck else would they put so much focus on Brazil…what happened in Brazil that made the creative director say “let’s only use Brazil Models”….was he Brazilian, did he speak the language, was the Brazil tourism board paying for this to put Brazil on the map…or was there a deeper rooted, tranny scene, where you can barely tell they have Penises which is perfect for lingerie modeling due to no period… I don’t know, but I’m suspect on the whole thing, her whole career, why she exists including but not limited to these photos for a recent issue of L’Officiel Turkey…but she still looks good….and I guess that’s all that matters… The post Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tennessee had a crazy hail storm the other day. I’m not sure why this guy is just standing around watching when he should be parking his cars in his two car garage. Continue reading →
For those of you who don’t know who Maria Ozawa is, or for those of you who are just pretending not to know who she is because someone’s standing over your shoulder right now, Maria’s a famous former Japanese porn star. And now that you know that, make sure to check out this killer lingerie spread she did for the June issue of FHM Philippines and get better acquainted with Maria, or re-acquainted with her, since it’s entirely possible you just didn’t recognize her at first wearing so much clothing. Either way, enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
There was some serious hotness going on at the Entourage premiere last night, but for my money, Samantha Hoopes crushed them all with this dress. Because between the killer leg show and the sweet cleavage, the only way anybody was topping the SI hottie is by showing up in a bikini and/or lingerie. And actually, that’s not a bad idea… Is it too late to have a second premiere? » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Just when I thought these Abigail Ratchford posts couldn’t get much hotter , she went and hosted something called the “Ultimate Bombshell” Slumber Party for #WCW. And trust me, it’s not getting any better than Abigail and a bunch of her fellow busty hotties in robes and lingerie. Unless, of course, they held the sleepover at my place. So, ladies, same time next week? I’ll start clearing a path through the stacks of pizza boxes now. Photos: WENN.com
Lena Dunham showed the results of her discipline in the gym with her Instagram fans on Monday while clad in lingerie. She has said that regular exercise has helped improve her health and quell her anxiety. And Lena Dunham was delighted to show the results of her discipline in the gym with her Instagram fans on Monday. The 29-year-old stripped down to her lingerie and put her flesh on show for an inspirational photo and exuded confidence in her pose and in her words.
