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Single Irina Shayk in a Shitty Music Video of the DAy

Irina Shayk is recently single. Her 5 year relationship with Ronaldo, that everyone made fun of, because we all know Ronaldo is gay and that she was just in contract to beard him, in exchange for international bikini modeling fame and a salary…was in her lingerie in some Marc Anthony and Friends latin song for the latin crowd…that is actually a massive proud market that probably still buy CDs…and I refused to watch it, because I hate this shit…. I just like pointing out that when played properly, life goes on after sugar baby-ing properly, you just get thrown into the right circle and other rich dudes want in on it, the published work helps…and what it comes down to is whatever her hustle is or was…she’s pretty fucking hot…Here are some of her instagram pics….

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Single Irina Shayk in a Shitty Music Video of the DAy

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking star….but with all huge fucking stars, they lose sight of the privileged life they have, they feel untouchable, then they do stupid fucking things like give into their perversion, and fuck 18 year old hugely famous boys, without realizing that there could be consequences for her pervert, sexual deviant ass… But the good news is that Victoria’s Secret are the industry leaders, and all these other latch-on brands who took a backseat to Victoria’s Secret in the mid 80s…will dig through their trash and scoop up any of their unwanted scraps hoping it is the missing piece in their program to get back on top…. And the reality is, they are probably all made by the same factories in third world countries…and all this is just flash in the pan to confuse you into thinking it matters… But I’ll post the pics anyway…

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stepGIRLS in the Hot Tub with Billie Jane of the Day

You may or may not know what stepGIRLS is….but it’s a movement…that celebrates confident and amazing women who don’t mind having a good time while photographers we link up with take pics of them… It’s a lifestyle…an amazing lifestyle…and it’s all part of the DrunkenStepfather.com family, which makes the whole thing even better…because I like girls who like to have fun, and who look good when having fun, and who aren’t being exploited by evil pornographers, or other people promising their vulnerable, want to be famous, down on their luck asses fame…it’s something so many girls who want to make it deal with…because people are full of shit, but we’re against that…we just like having fun with pretty girls… So today’s pretty girl that stepGIRLS got into the hot tub with is named BILLIE JANE and she’s shot by our friend Karel Chadwick ….and she’s pretty amazing….in this romantic, flower pedal in the hot tub, shoot…

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Alyssa Miller for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Here’s old, washed up, dumpy, never really quite made it, model named Alyssa Miller, who you may remember from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a whore, you do self serving whore things, that lead to a better whore life, and when an A-Lister, despite being a cunt like Gyllenhaal comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values you may pretend you have a go for it… Now if you read this site, you’ll know I hate Gyllenhaal, I’ve had a fight with him and I’ve seen him first hand, face to face, and know one thing…and that is any girl who is with him, is with him because he’s Jake Gyllenhaal famous guy, and you put up with his shit, because it’s worth the press…. Either way, here’s her nonsense.

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Gabriela Salles Is Pure Hotness

I know that you guys look to me for all your latest news from the world of no-name hotties, but unfortunately, I don’t have a ton of info to share with you perverts about  Gabriela Salles here. Well, besides the fact that this hot model is from Brazil and that she was clearly born to wear lingerie, but that doesn’t exactly narrow it down much. So it looks like you’re going to have to skip reading about Gabriela’s hobbies, hopes and dreams and just make do with this massive collection of seriously hot lingerie pictures instead. (You’re welcome.) » view all 96 photos Continue reading

Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

Terra Jo Wallace In Crazy-hot Lingerie

I have a tough time keeping up with all the different no-name hotties I post on this site, so I didn’t remember Terra Jo Wallace here right away. And unfortunately, saying she’s the one who looks crazy-hot in lingerie and ignored all 500 of my Twitter marriage proposals doesn’t exactly narrow it down. So I think I’d better spend a couple minutes (or hours) committing these pictures to memory, for next time. After all, this could be my future ex-wife we’re looking at, if she ever says yes.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did… Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Lily Donaldson Is Launching Things!

I have the memory of a goldfish, so I totally forgot where I know this Lily Donaldson hottie from, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that the leggy blonde is a hot model, and not a member of my mom’s bridge club. Anyway, according to my sources, the sexy Brit showed up for something called The Ocean Campaign launch gala, and that’s not the only thing Lily’s launching here, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. And hey, it even fits with the whole ocean theme. That was unintentional, I promise. I’m not that clever.                 Photos: WENN.com

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Sarah Stephens Lingerie Pictures Are Awesome

So unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to convince Sarah Stephens that dating a blogger could do wonders for her career, but on the brightside (for you guys, at least), the seriously underrated Aussie hottie delivered another impossibly hot photoshoot for Agent Provocateur. And I think after this latest one, Sarah might just be my favorite model the company’s ever had. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to convince her to sleep with me. I’m also saying it because I want these two to keep sending us more shoots like this. » view all 41 photos          

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