Choices, friend.

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The Saddest Police Chase Ever?
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PostSecret confessions can be inspirational, embarrassing, bold. But let's be honest: sometimes they're not telling the whole truth

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PostSecret Confessions And What They Really Mean
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Tech-inspired graffiti spotted under a Silicon Valley overpass. If my (now-useless) computer science degree serves me right, I think this script prints “ha” onto your screen indefinitely. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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CULTURE BUZZ : All the myriad of ways to use “No Homo,” aka the most versatile, universal disclaimer in the English language. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Mexican stereotypes totally make people want to buy Sanka.

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Your Racist Retro Ad of the Week
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Hint: It's not the PhotoShopped-into-the-picture Al Gore. Also, do you think he's at all bitter about it? Maybe just a little bit

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Spot The Odd One Out
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CULTURE BUZZ : A new kind of lip gloss called 2LoveMyLips sold in British vending machines will turn your lips blue if they've been tainted by a date rape drug. Chances are, your oblivious friends will just think you're going for a Grace Jones look. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
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Cartoon nudity TK, if you were worried (which you're not, because you just read Playboy for the articles). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment Continue reading
This is essentially just a specialized subset of the Cute and Cuter tumblr. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment
As today's guest editor at BuzzFeed, I thought I'd bring you a little Macho Man love and a chance to come on the show! I personally believe that any time is a good time for a “Macho Man” Randy Savage impression — but there are others who feel “heart surgery should be done in silence” this and “have some respect for the dead” that. If you have your own inappropriate Macho Man moments, submit them below for a shot at getting on the show

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Inappropriate Times to Do "Macho Man" Randy Savage Impressions
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