‘Let’s scale it down, let’s make it a little more intimate,’ writer Damon Lindelof tells MTV News of filmmakers’ approach to the ending. By Todd Gilchrist, with reporting by Josh Horowitz
Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself… What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies… Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…
Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini… I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control… Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit… Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper. To See Her at Some Evenr Follow this link
Music streaming via the Web and smartphones has become big business for companies such as Spotify and Rdio, just a couple of the entities vying for dominance in the marketplace. The space just got a little more crowded as tech giant Google unveiled its new streaming service, All Access, yesterday (May 15)… Continue Continue reading →
Damn mommy… Amber Rose Pictured In Public For The First Time Since Giving Birth Amber Rose has finally popped out her first gut-full-of-ganja-rapper. While the blonde banger has been on Instagram straight flexin’ like this… She was in the streets this afternoon lookin’…a little more “new mommy”-ish shall we say. Hit the flipper for a look at the real. Images via Splash/Instagram
AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into… I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it… This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..
It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too. That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….
I still have no clue who this chick Claudia Galanti is, but she is really making a name for herself while chilling at the beach in Miami. I know some of you guys like girls with a little more meat on their bones, but I think that skinny booty would be considered a healthy part of any man’s diet.
I think we can all agree that Sofia Vergara is a pretty big star right now. So what in the hell is she doing modeling for Kmart? Why isn’t she modeling for somewhere a little more prestigious instead, like say, Victoria’s Secret? Now that would be a dream come true. For me, at least. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas