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Julianne Hough’s Sexy Bikini Pictures

Here’s that chick from Dancing With The Stars who hangs around with Ryan Seacrest to make him seem less gay, Julianne Hough , hanging out in her sexy little bikini on the beach the other day. I’m so jealous of that guy it’s not even funny. But let’s forget about him for a little while and focus our attention on Julianne’s tight little bikini body. Perfect. Now let’s see some shots of her and her friend riding that inflatable banana.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Karissa Shannon Does It Again

Karissa Shannon is at it again, pretending to stand completely casual next to a fancy car, putting on her make up, not staging these pictures, look away, nothing to see here. Until, that is, she decides to bend over in her tiny short shorts and pick something out of the front seat. Well played madam, well played. I know this chick is a moron and everything, but there’s something about her that I like…. If I had to guess, I think it would have something to do with her incredible body and slutty little outfits.

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.

Ashley Greene Knows People Are Watching Her of the Day

I guess there’s nothing wrong with milking the fact that all eyes are on you cuz you’re part of the biggest fucking thing to hit hollywood there is and for some reason everyone thinks you’re the fucking hottest….This is the shit little kid dreams are fucking made of, and when you go to all the trouble of getting there, you might as well fucking play it up….so Here is Ashley Greene and her exposed stomach in little shorts doing what she’s supposed to…hopefully next time around there will be more pussy lip. Pics via Bauer

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Padma Lakshmi Has Really Bad Taste

I actually watch Top Chef quite a bit, not because I’m into food, but because Padma Lakshmi is so hot I’d sit through a show about French mimes if she was the host. Here she is out the other night in her sexy little shorts showing off her delicious long legs. I love her. And yes you’re seeing this right, I don’t know how the hell it happened, but that is David Spade she’s with. I couldn’t believe it either, just the thought of it is disgusting. I won’t hold it against her though, everyone makes mistakes, I know I’ve made a few fat ones, but I think she and I can work through this. Call me.

Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day

I guess it is only natural for a mom pussy to swallow a pair of little shorts…because mom pussy is bigger, stronger, and more aggressive than normal pussy, especially when squeezed into a pair of little shorts…what isn’t natural is whatever the fuck is going on with this bitches face. She looks like some kind of bow legged clown, but instead of getting out of a car with a bunch of other clowns, or balancing on a ball at the circus, she’s doing some bullshit performance while making facial expressions that scare me…and remind me that she is not what she used to be…but instead has become some cheap, poor, tacky, french lookin’ slut, trying to hold on to something that was…but something that hopefully won’t ever be again….unless she tones it down some and hits up a different demographic, cuz I don’t think this awkward body is safe for kids, seeing this shit may fuck them up…because wanting to fuck this even confuses me and I’m willing to fuck anything…. Pics via Fame

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Christina Aguilera Scary Face and Camel Toe of the Day