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Lindsay Lohan Is A Bloody Mess

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Don’t you hate when washed up celebrities try to go over the top in photoshoots in an attempt to be provocative and get more attention? I know I do. That’s exactly what seems to be going on with Lindsay Lohan in this ad for Tampax or something. It’s a little much princess. Obviously I’m only kidding about the childish tampon joke, but really, knives and guns? Come on. The fact that she’s showing off her tasty front meat in a sexy bra should be good enough. If she really wants to get our attention, lose the bra next time.

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Lindsay Marie Licks Hollywood Tuna

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What do you get when you mix Hollywood Tuna, Catwoman and super sexy model Lindsay Marie ? The most amazing post ever! There are not many things in life that impress me but this photoshoot that Lindsay Marie put together for Hollywood Tuna, is my favorite post of all time! I can now retire. There is nothing left for me to achieve. It has been a great 6 years but now I must find Miss Linsday Marie and make her my future ex-wife On another note, check back tomorrow for more of this set (did you really think I’d retire?). I couldn’t put them all up since my boxers spontaneously combusted too quickly. *Make sure to follow Lindsay Marie on Twitter and check out her celebrity blog here

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Lindsay Lohan: Hottest Ex-Con Ever!

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to assume that these shots of Lindsay Lohan are from that photoshoot she did on her rooftop while under house arrest, I can’t be sure, but I know I don’t want to look it up so that’s what I’m going with. Whatever it is, she’s got to be one of the hottest ex-cons on the planet. I would like to help her with her rehabilitation back into society, perhaps over a few cocktails in my hot tub? I have to warn you, my hot tub consists of a garbage bag filled with luke warm water. Call me.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Sober Legs?

Posted on July 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There were all kinds of rumors floating around yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is back on the wagon or fell off the wagon or whichever one it is where she starts drinking again. I can’t remember which one, but apparently she went out and got hammered with some friends the other night. That’s the Lindsay Lohan we’ve all come to know and love. Sobriety is for suckers! Right princess? Anyhow, here she is showing off her sexy jailbird legs the other day. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Show The Goods

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Lindsay Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in some movie based on her mobster dad, but they haven’t started filming yet so there’s no reason for her to be covered in this much make up. Although she does kinda look the part of a mobsters daughter and Victoria isn’t exactly subtle when it comes to her looks, but I would have preferred a little less make up and a lot more boobs. Hopefully they’ll rectify that in time for the movie.

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Lindsay Lohan Can’t Hide The Hotness

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan should know better than to try and cover her face from the paparazzi, that’s a rookie move, they’re just going to want it even more. It’s like your parents hiding the liquor, now all they’ve done is made drinking into a fun game of hide and seek. Anyhow, it looks like she finally comes to her senses and lets us get a good look at that sexy mug of hers. Now if only the same rules applied to her boobs.

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Alyssa Milano’s Big Pregnant Breasts

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We just found out the other day that Alyssa Milano got knocked up by some dude and already she’s out wearing her disgusting pregnancy clothing. Here she is at the premiere of that crappy movie Hall Pass looking, actually looking pretty good for a fat chick. I’ve always loved Alyssa so I’m only kidding about the fat thing, at least for now, in a few months she’s going to be gross. On the positive side, her big old pregnancy boobs have gotten my attention. Call me. more pictures of Alyssa Milano here

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Cleavage To Court

Posted on February 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful breasts had to make an appearance at the county courtroom again yesterday to defend themselves against accusations of grand theft or some crap like that. I don’t really care and I don’t normally follow celebrity court cases, but Lindsay’s breasts are just too amazing not to keep track of this crap. I can’t look away. I don’t really care what the outcome is to be honest, but I don’t want to see any harm come to those beauties. Free Lindsay’s Boobs! No really, let them out.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Sexy For Court

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan had yet another appearance at the courthouse yesterday, this time for some crap about stealing a necklace or something. I can’t keep track of all this crap anymore, if it’s not one thing it’s the other, but at least she looked pretty good while doing it. She cleans up rather nicely. I think I’ll send the judge an email stating that I’m willing to take her into my custody, she can spend her house arrest with me here in mother’s basement. I have plenty of cheese slices for the both of us and I need someone to help me clean my crusty socks. That should straighten her up.

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Lindsay Ellingson’s Sexy Skinny Goodness

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know a whole lot about this Lindsay Ellingson woman, but she’s a sexy skinny Victoria’s Secret model wearing some super tight skinny jeans and some sexy workout gear so who gives a crap. I want to innocently rub myself up against her until we make a baby together. I’m no scientist, but I’m pretty sure that’s how the reproductive system works. Call me.

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