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Johnny Hallyday — Walkin’ & Rollin’

Filed under: Nurse! French rocker Johnny Hallyday was back amongst the living at The Grove this weekend — just weeks after coming out of a drug induced coma in L.A.Hallyday — aka the French Elvis — was placed in the coma last month for surgery following complications … Permalink

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Tyra Banks Announces End to Her Talk Show

Note to Tyra Banks: if you’re trying to dispel the notion that you wanna be the next Oprah Winfrey, you’re going about it all wrong.

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Remembering Brittany Murphy In Dreams & Pictures

This morning many a Fantasy Hook Up was shattered as 8 Mile and Clueless star Brittany Murphy went into cardiac arrest and was found dead in her shower. This is a terrible loss, aside from the fact that now I have only four living opportunities on my laminated list, Brittany was one of the actresses that define our generation Continue reading

Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy… Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead…. So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience…

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Jesse Ventura in Heated Stand-Off with Comic

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds Jesse “The Body” Ventura came thiiiiiiiiis close to beating the living crap out of comedian Jim Norton on a live radio show early this morning — over a political conversation that went worse than the Gulf of Tonkin.It all went down on the Opie and … Permalink

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Book Drama Gets a Second Act

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s nemesis is a real gluten for punishment. Barely two weeks after losing her first bid for wheat-eschewing supremacy, Living With Celiac Disease author Susan…

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Awkwardly Suggestive Werewolf Lighter

This lighter is offensive to indigenous people, wolves, banana hammocks and smokers alike.

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Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin

He's really got a good point there, corduroy skirts are bad news. There's a pretty great story behind this, too. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Robotic Cockroaches

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Fergie: Threesome’s Not Happening

Britney may be into them, but Fergie is one singer who has no interest in sharing her and hubby Josh Duhamel’s bed with a third party. Or, for that matter, even taping such a…

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