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Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape of the Day

Tila Tequila is holding on as hard as she fucking can and this fall from her peak is funny to me. Sure, I like watching people as much as the next guy, but when the person in question never deserved to be a position to fail in the first place, I really like watching them fail.

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Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy. Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.

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Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

Obama mourns victims of Fort Hood shootings

FORT HOOD, Tex. — President Obama took on the role of national eulogist in a moment of tragedy on Tuesday for the first time since taking office as he led the country in mourning 13 current or retired soldiers gunned down not on a foreign battlefield but here on their home base by one of their own

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Many still believe that Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, and now we have some idea why

http://www.alternet.org/media/143731/many_still_believe_that_saddam_hussein_was_… President Obama has had a hard time dislodging misperceptions about his health care proposal — those stubborn beliefs that there are death panels and free care for illegal aliens that don't actually exist in the legislation.

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Many still believe that Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, and now we have some idea why

Conservative Bible project cuts out liberal passages

Lo and behold, the Bible has gotten too liberal, according to a group of conservatives. And it needs a little editing. That's the inspiration behind the Conservative Bible Project, which seeks to take the text back to its supposed right-wing roots

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Jenna Haze Shit Herself in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Haze is one of the more popular pornstars around from what I remember someone in the industry telling me and I guess it has to do with her having natural tits and possibly lookin’ young compared to the other haggared bitches who fuck on camera for money, but I like to think it has to do with her anal sex scenes, which as you can see have damaged her enough to lose all control of her bowels….. Here she is in her fucking bikini, which none of you really give a fuck about because you’ve seen her have dirty fucking sex of all varieties

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Whitney Port’s Stupid Pinhead and Skinny Legs of the Day

Whitney Port has a little lookin pinhead of a head and I guess that may explain why she’s retarded, you know, not enough room for her brain to grow to its full potential or some shit, not that I know if she’s even retarded, I’ve never seen The Hills, I just know I hate it and I also know she gets paid big bucks to be on it, which is better than being a retard in life without getting paid and the whole thing just leads me to believe that maybe I’m the retard, despite my head being of normal size and from past experience most retards actually have really big fucking heads, so my logic is totally wrong, so maybe you should just look at her legs and masturbate, if you’re into skinny awkward lookin’ things.

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Charlize Theron Makes the Wrong Bathing Suit Choice of the Day

I just did a post on Madonna making the right choice in bathing suits and now I’m doing a post on Charlize Theron making the wrong choice in bathing suits, leading me to believe that I should start a new website giving beach and watersport fashion advice, since I’m a fuckin’ expert on the shit, at least a self-proclaimed expert on the shit, where my logic is a complex as saying if you’re hot put on less clothes and if you’re disgusting, old, weathered, fat cover that shit up cuz none of us want to see it and in Charlize Theron’s case, while she walks along the beach, only steps away from being wet and splashing around in the surf, wearing this outfit is just fuckin’ wrong and unfair to the people who rent your movies and look at your Playboy spread for inspiration and a better tomorrow. Dressing like you’re an accountant going to a fuckin company picnic is boring, now take off your fuckin pants you South African whore.

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