I may not understand fashion, unless my sweatpants with a hole in the crotch can be considered “daring” and “avant-garde.” But I do understand hotties, and getting Miranda Kerr to model your clothes makes them instantly hotter as far as I’m concerned. So while I have no clue if what Miranda’s wearing here is any good, at least I know she can pull it off — and I’d like to be there when she does, if you catch my drift. » view all 31 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know about you guys, but it makes me a little sad to see pictures of Lindsay Lohan these days. Her freckled cleavage used to be one of my favorites. Anyway, here’s Lindsay on the red carpet for some amfAR AIDs Gala looking a little rough, and it’s bumming me out. She’s only 26, but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say she was at least 10 years older. Let’s move on. I think I need to do a post on a Victoria’s Secret model stat. » view all 14 photos Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Looking Healthy Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Boobs Heaven Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court Photos: WENN.com
Dina Lohan celebrated Happy Hour at Morel’s steakhouse at The Grove in L.A. Friday afternoon … and apparently didn’t hold back on the cocktails. Her bizarre behavior afterwards brought back the memories of Dina Lohan drunk on Dr. Phil . Take a look at this “interview” she gave on the street: Dina Lohan Drunk at the Grove Dina was quick to dismiss reports that she and her troubled daughter, Lindsay Lohan , couldn’t find an L.A. hotel that would take them in last week. “That is such BS!” the matriarch stated, incredulously. “We’re at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we’re all good.” The cameraman then gives Dina a compliment on her jacket, but she appears unable to focus and process this, exclaiming, “We’re going shopping!” “What are you going to buy?” The cameraman asks DiLo. “Lindsay gave me this jacket for Christmas… nice jacket.” Dina also continues to try and ignore the pack of celebrity news photographers following her and instead focuses her attention on the other shoppers. “I love her, and your pink backpack … purple,” Dina says. “Wait, is there a train coming?” a confused Dina then asks, looking down at the tracks that carry a passenger trolley back and forth through The Grove. “I don’t need to get run over!” When asked what her plans for the future are, she diverts her attention to another child and says, “Adopting that little child walking over there! “Oh my god, can I like, babysit her?” Dina asks the mom. Ah, happy hours in LA-LA land.
Michael Lohan is adamant that daughter Lindsay Lohan is NOT a hooker, dammit … despite being quoted just hours earlier saying that she’s basically a high-priced escort . As we reported earlier, a new Star/Radar expose claims Lohan is an actual, highly-paid escort. The celebrity gossip publication quotes MiLo saying she’s “getting paid to date rich men.” According to the reports, these “dates” can last up to a week and the men shower her with lavish, six-figure gifts like jewelry and money – several of her alleged clients are even named. But now, Michael insists he was misquoted. LiLo’s estranged dad says : “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER!” “Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me?” “I would never say that, she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!” Buying that? You tell us: Is Lindsay Lohan a hooker? Totally. I can see that. No! Of course not! View Poll »
Consider yourselves warned, readers: Destiny’s Child has gone “Nuclear.” With news breaking last week that Beyonce would be reunited with Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams both at the Super Bowl and for an upcoming album, the first Destiny’s Child single in eight years has leaked online. Give it a listen now: Destiny’s Child – “Nuclear” The new Destiny’s Child album , titled “Love Songs,” will be released on January 29. Pre-order it now on Amazon and check out the track list below: Cater 2 U (2004 – Destiny Fulfilled) Killing Time (1998 – Destiny’s Child) Second Nature (1998 – Destiny’s Child) Heaven (2002 – Simply Deep) Now That She’s Gone (1999 – The Writing’s On The Wall) Brown Eyes (2001 – Survivor) If (2004 – Destiny Fulfilled) Emotion (2001 – Survivor) If You Leave (featuring Next) (1999 – The Writing’s On The Wall) T-Shirt (2004 – Destiny Fulfilled) Temptation (1999 – The Writing’s On The Wall) Say My Name (Timbaland remix) (2002 – This Is The Remix) Love (2004 – Destiny Fulfilled) Nuclear (2013 – Destiny’s Child – Love Songs)
Toya Wright is making the most out of her claim to “fame.” Lil Wayne’s baby mama is filming a new pilot wit rapper husband Mickey Wright (a.k.a. Memphitz of Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta fame) as they try to launch a new business. The working title? Mickey and Toya: The Wright Way . Really. The new program will follow the couple as they attempt to get their unnamed enterprise off the ground, while remaining married. Should be a lot of fun, no doubt. It’s not Toya’s first go at reality TV. Or her second. She previously starred in Tiny and Toya (on BET) and Toya: A Family Affair (also on BET). The new show is being shopped to … BET. And MTV, FUSE and OXYGEN. Who will snatch up this gem? No one knows. But there is little doubt that being impregnated by Weezy is a lucrative (and no doubt pleasurable, given his skills in bed , are we right ladies?) career path.
Michael Lohan may be the reason Lindsay Lohan is so messed up (or one of them anyway), but he’s no deadbeat dad, according to the mother of his 17-year-old love child. Despite court documents proclaiming Michael is more than $300,000 behind on child support, Kristi Horn says she reached a private settlement out of court with MiLo. Michael Lohan, Love Child Any outstanding support for Ashley Horn, 17, who was recently confirmed to be Mike’s daughter after years of legal back-and-forth, will be paid ASAP, Kristi claims. She says this in spite of the fact that documents were just filed to enforce a child support judgment Kristi obtained back in 2009 – to get $316,720 from Lindsay’s dad. Kristi tells TMZ that the documents were merely filed as a matter of course, as the order is still active, BUT she’ll have the order vacated … after Kate Major gives birth. That would be Mike’s current baby mama, and Lindsay’s former assistant. Michael Lohan impregnated Kate Major in violation of a restraining order against him (that’s a new one, even for him), last year. She’s due in late January. MiLo fathered Ashley in the ’90s, while separated from Dina Lohan, who he was still sleeping with here and there (or abusing and raping Dina , to hear her tell it). Good times. Despite everything they’ve been through – and the awkwardness of the big DNA test reveal (above) – Kristi insists she and Michael are on great terms. That makes one person.
After Lindsay Lohan’s got busted for allegedly slugging another woman at a New York nightclub in November, I wrote her off as a lost cause , but Stephen Rodrick’s fascinating New York Times piece about Paul Schrader’s making of The Canyons with Lohan left me thinking that there’s still a talented actress in that scandal-ravaged psyche worth saving. Although Lohan exhibits plenty of ridiculous (and tragic) behavior in the story that would prove my original point, and the media has predictably chosen to run with that, I was struck by a few passages in the story that indicate Lohan is more than just a self-destructive starlet whose career is hanging by a thread. Here are three of them: “The next day, Lohan arrived relatively on time for a makeup test. She sat behind a table with a can of Sprite, looked into the camera and flashed a wholesome smile that would not have been out of place in the world’s best soda commercial. Schrader grabbed my arm and pointed at Lohan’s image. ‘See? That’s why we put up with all the crap. You can shoot bad movies with actresses who are always on time. But look! The rest is just noise.’” Then there’s Rodrick’s description of Lohan’s preparation for a scene in which she was required to be scared and emotionally naked: “All that remained was to get a close-up of Deen touching Lohan’s face with a blood-streaked finger. Only half of Lohan’s face would be in the shot. Most actresses would pop in some Visine to well their eyes with tears and be done with it. Instead, Lohan went back to her room, and everyone waited. I was standing by her door, and soon I could hear her crying. It began quietly, almost a whimper, but rose to a guttural howl. It was the sobbing of a child lost in the woods. She came out of her room, and I watched the shot on a monitor. Now, without the garish makeup, Lohan looked sadly beautiful, and it was easy to see why men like Schrader were willing to put their lives in her hands.” The last excerpt appears at the very end of the story when, after all of the drama of shooting The Canyons, Rodrick asks the writer of Taxi Driver and the director of Affliction and the underrated Auto Focus , if he regretted casting Lohan: “He shook his head. “No, she’s great in the film.” Schrader then told me a secret. Until the screening disaster, Schrader had been in talks with Lohan to star in a remake of John Cassavetes’s “Gloria,” about a woman on the run from the mob. The director lighted up, childlike; hope triumphing over memories of being stripped naked. “It doesn’t involve a co-star. She would be perfect for it.” One of the things that makes Rodrick’s piece so good is that with passages like that, the reader has to make a judgement call: Is Schrader deluded because he really needs this film to move the needle, or is that the veteran filmmaker in him — the one who’s worked with Robert De Niro , Martin Scorsese and his brilliant, late brother Leonard Schrader — talking? I say it’s a mixture of both, but more of the latter. And though Rodrick certainly leaves the impression that The Canyons is a problematic film (that was rejected by the Sundance Film Festival), he also writes this passage about Lohan’s performance that suggests that, with a lot of tough love and self-discipline, her career is salvageable. “But about 15 minutes in, something clicked….Lohan was equal parts vulnerable and dissolute.” I know what you’re thinking: That line is a distillation of Lohan’s recent life, but go back and re-read the description of Lohan’s crying scene. In the right hands, Lohan is capable of tapping into all of chaos and pain she’s experienced and putting it into her performance. It’s too bad that Exorcist: The Beginning was such a debacle for Schrader. LiLo could probably turn in quite a performance as a woman possessed. As the Times piece demonstrates, the promising actress that Lohan once was is still alive in her. It’s just that the demons keep dragging her down. More on Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay Lohan Busted Again − Is She Beyond Help? Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
It makes me a little sad doing posts on Lindsay Lohan these days. What happened to that freckled cleavage I used to love? Anyway, here she is doing her Marilyn Monroe impression in the red-band trailer of some awful-looking new movie called InAPPropriate Comedy from the Slap Chop guy. Yeesh. At this point, wouldn’t porn pay better? I bet it’d be less demeaning too. Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Are Looking Healthy Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Boobs Heaven Lindsay Lohan Looking A Little Swollen Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court
Lindsay Lohan has enlisted the help of a spiritual advisor to counsel her and urge a judge to keep her out of jail at her hearing in January … you can’t make this stuff up. Lohan’s spiritual guru (yes, she really has one ) will write a letter on her behalf, with Lindsay believing that the letters will help prove jail is not the best option for her. The hot mess faces up to 245 days in the slammer for her recent probation violation (she’s on probation for necklace thievery), triggered by her recent legal altercations. Lohan was arrested for punching Tiffany Mitchell at a club, and also charged criminally for lying to police in the aftermath of her Pacific Coast Highway car crash. She’s convinced a letter from the spiritual advisor will have a real impact, specifically because he’s been helping her since 2008 … a lot of good that’s done. Lohan’s angle, despite her laundry list of legal woes, is that she’s benefited from counseling in the past, and her advisor can and will vouch for that fact. She allegedly admits she needs professional help – not coincidentally, when it’s the last alternative to eight months in the can – and is praying a judge will agree. The judge has the option to send her to counseling instead, and Commissioner Jane Godfrey, who will arraign LiLo, is seen as one who may actually grant that. Should she? Or should LiLo do TIME? Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »
