Lindsay Lohan recently posted her manager’s email. I want everyone to email Lindsay Lohan’s manager who email she recently scott@scottcarlsen.com and ask him how much she costs for a cuddle session – no penetration – just a good wholesome cuddle…not that I am into cuddling – but figure once the cuddle is on…the anal is no too far away….especially when dealing with a crazy person… It’s the Christmas season, little miracles happen people….That’s all I have to say about that… The post Lindsay Lohan has a Manager of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I saw these weird pics of Lohan – because I pretend she’s my queen or goddess or ruler of the world – because she’s the only celebrity I’ve been in a hotel room with – while she cried and hugged me – before performing her music album with dances in her pajamas – because she’s fucking crazy…. But in reality I don’t actually give a fuck about her self involved nonsense, and if anything I just find her garbage – manipulator – who took opportunity and shat on it – because that’s what spoiled brats do – and her whole quest to find meaning is fucking lame… But I did see these pics of her in a field at a villa on the ocean and thought – Sex Cult Crazy…because anyone who knows me – will know that I fucking love sex cults, and the dumb people who participate in them, and I’ve always wanted to start one – because they are that hilarious and amazing… So I was like “Lohan’s in cult…broooooo”…it was exciting…but turns out that Lohan got one of her rich groupies to rent her a villa in Bali – so that she could write her book – her true story – from the eyes of a crazy fucking person – that is Lohan – a read that I’d actually love to read – but that I won’t bother reading – because I don’t find her that interesting – and don’t really care about what self involved – victim bullshit she puts out there – knowing that her true story is in fact a lie – and that her true story is actually really fucking boring – an entitled rich kid sold to the industry and tormented – like shut the fuck up – I prefer actual AIDS babies or people who do good – not some some drivel about “then I met Harvey Weinstein and he was a dick, so I railed `18 grams of coke and sucked a lot of dick”…fuck off Lohan.. Here’s one of her excerpts – LOLZ…pathetic… Travelling sometimes leaves you speechless and in that silence, it leads you to greatness with a lot of stories to tell. – Lindsay Lohan (book coming soon) The post Lindsay Lohan Acting Weird in Bali of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Ricci is in a titty photoshoot – where she’s showing off her breast reduced nipple – many years after it was breast reduced… We’ve seen her nipple before – IN THIS MOVIE and TO SHOW OFF HER TATTOO But it’s nice to see that it hasn’t fallen off, and that the stitches have held up and the human body is capable of healing…right? Or maybe it’s just nice to see a 35 or 36 year old who everyone used to talk about back in the child star years..the Lohan before Lohan…pre-breast reduction – still going at it….because she may be an old mom…but she’s still Christina Ricci…the mainstream child star to indie movie star with huge tits – who was dark and damaged – became anorexic and chopped of her big girl tits – before re-entering TV…then disappearing for a decade – only to come back and remind us she still exists… Unless these are old pics, in which case – my post – like all my posts is just stupid, not worth reading – no one cares… The post Christina Ricci Nippple for a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you missed it, Lindsay Lohan is kind of a hot damn mess right now. Well, she’s always a mess, but right now the situation is more dire than usual. Last week, Lindsay did this little interview, and while she was talking, she used this bizarre new accent . Lindsay Lohan’s Bizarre New Accent It didn’t sound like any accent that exists in reality, and she’s certainly never used it before. Disappointingly though it was, her father, Michael Lohan, tried to play it off like it wasn’t a big deal — like a grown ass adult randomly making up an accent and using it in a professional setting is totally normal. “Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!” he joked. “I will tell you this, she’s spoken other languages on the phone with me — languages I don’t understand.” “I’ll be on the phone with her and I’ll hear her say something in fluent Farsi to a friend she’s with.” And just yesterday, Lindsay’s mother, Dina Lohan, told Us Weekly all about how Lindsay isn’t disturbed or anything tragic like that. No: she’s just special! “I have raised Lindsay and all my kids to constantly learn different languages and embrace different cultures,” she said. “Since Lindsay was a kid, she was speaking fluent Italian because my mother is Italian and would only speak to her in Italian.” OK, maybe that one’s true. That’s at least a tiny bit believable. But then Dina says that “She taught herself how to speak French, Arabic, Greek, Hebrew, and the list goes on.” “Lindsay has a very high IQ and is very intelligent and can pick up on any languages in a minute. She has that gift.” And really, Dina argues, the accent thing is nothing new. “Remember when Lindsay was just a little kid doing The Parent Trap and she was able to rock that British accent because she was so fascinated with the British culture — and still is — and embraced it fully?” she asked. “With that being said, she has always been this way. Nothing has ever changed.” Really? Not a thing? There are several rehab centers and police departments in California that might disagree . It’s just Lindsay’s new accent is so very, very upsetting. It’s not a great sign for her mental health, especially considering everything else she’s been through recently. That engagement to the allegedly abusive Egor Tarabosov , for instance? But Dina insists that Lindsay’s is fine, completely fine. Marvelous, really. “She is overseas now focusing on giving back to kids who have been refugees, who have no place to go, who have no food, who have no clothes to wear or anyone to turn to, and she helps them get everything they need,” she explains. “She sits down and communicates with each kid no matter what background they have come from or what language they speak because that’s her way of communicating to them.” “She is a worldly person who has so many talents and so much to offer and that’s what makes her so special and beautiful.” If all that’s true, then that’s great, it really is. But the accent is still weird and sad as hell. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan just can’t catch a damn break, can she? Or rather, she can catch a break, but she has this awful instinct every time she gets her hands on one to set it on fire and run away screaming. Our beloved LiLo has been in a bad way for several years now, and, bless her heart, things are only about to get worse. Remember when Lindsay moved to London a couple of years ago? You remember, she did that play and she was only a little bit flaky and she kept talking about how she could get a new start in a new country? Yeah, it didn’t work out so great. Lindsay is now being sued for unpaid rent to the tune of around $95,000. Apparently she’s been unable to pay up for her fancy London apartment, and the landlords have had enough. She reportedly has until November 8th to hand over all that money, and if she doesn’t, she’ll be made to file for bankruptcy. “Lindsay is an an absolute mess,” a source explains. “She has blown virtually all her money, and has basically resigned herself to being declared bankrupt.” “The whole situation is incredibly tragic, and for Lindsay this is an astonishing fall from grace.” But wait, it gets worse! Her sketchy ex , Egor Tarabasov, is also claiming that Lindsay stole nearly $30,000 worth of his belongings during their time together. And Egor wants her to be arrested. He’s saying that she took items like a Rolex, a diamond ring, designer clothes, a fancy painting … you know, stuff you could imagine Lindsay Lohan stealing. But “the thing he really wants back,” according to a friend of his, “which, ironically, is of very little monetary value, is a small gold Russian orthodox cross which was given to him by his dead godfather.” What a gross, awful situation. It’s difficult because while it’s definitely easy to think that Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry — she’s been known to do so from time to time — it’s also hard to believe anything this creeper says. Lindsay’s said that Egor was incredibly abusive , to the point that she thought he’d kill her. So is Egor telling the truth? Is he trying to make her look bad? Is he a disgusting leech who just needs to take Lindsay’s name out of his mouth forever? Who knows, but man, poor Lindsay. View Slideshow: 13 Celebrities Who Have Filed for Bankruptcy
I guess Lindsay Lohan must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we haven’t heard from her in months and then all of a sudden, she just dropped this great topless selfie on Instagram out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure she’s removed it since then, but luckily, that’s the magic of the Internet: you put something up for a few seconds, and some perv in his mom’s basement hero saves it for all eternity. Enjoy! Continue reading →
Greek Night Club Owner and Child Star – Lindsay Lohan posted this topless selfie pic that I couldn’t find on her instagram which means she deleted and we can all agree that the best thing about Lohan is her tits…they don’t look nearly as wrecked as she does… This is unfortunately, the highlight of my pathetic existence…or at least my day…because I am a Lohan fan for life…I am so glad that she’s started up on the self involved, narcissistic, exhibitionist selfie kick….I’ve been hoping for her to fall into this for a long time….I mean at 30…she might as well make as much noise as she can, the right way, which is trying to get dudes to jerk off to her again…not the whole Muslim brotherhood, arabic speaking because the Arabs pay her a lot of money angle she’s been into the last little while… I believe the world is filled with wonderment and excitement…action and adventure…magical ups and downs…and mystery that keeps us exploring and that’s just what you’ll find in Lohan’s panties..a vagina we all need to explore more and that hopefully this topless titty arm bra shit is a teaser of what’s to come…Lohan fan for life… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan decided to go topless on Instagram just two days after Donald Trump said he wanted to bone her (which has nothing to do with Ken Bone; sorry). Lohan shared the pic on her social media account, and just hours later, had a brief thought of remorse and removed it. She replaced the pic with a photo of a club performance, where a woman with Kylie’s old turquoise ‘do commanded the stage. Lohan captioned the replacement pic, “#LOHAN #GHOSTBUSTERSTYLE #MINTANINE I would love to host one night with @KylieJenner.” While we have zero idea what she’s talking aobut in this pic – and might’ve been better off hashtagging it #SuckItTrump, we’re gonna give her a pass on this one, since she apparently doesn’t realize that Kylie’s high, turquoise ponytail is, like, so over. Not the fetch-est, girl. The photo was to support the grand opening of the Lohan nightclub (LOL FOREVER) in Greece, helmed by businessman and unconfirmed boyfriend, Dennis Papageorgi. So there you have it. Lindsay Lohan has a night club named after her – of which she’ll pocket some of the proceeds – but she’s busy helping refugee children out in poverty- and famine-stricken lands. Is there nothing our girl LL can’t do? Nah, probably not. When you have all the time in the world on your hands to do … well, whatever it is that you want … it’s easy to be a Jill-of-all-trades and slap your name on whatever business venture you see fit. Most notable about the deleted pic, perhaps, is the fact that she’s still wearing the emerald engagement ring from abusive ex, Egor Tarabasov. Though she’s still “allowed” to keep it, she’s either really, really savvy for flaunting the rock, or really, really pathetic for hanging onto a memento of a relationship in which your partner tried to “murder” you . If we were you, girl, we’d hock it – you don’t want what happened with Kim K’s robbery to happen to you, do you? You’re smarter than that – and though we don’t always understand the workings of your mind, friend, we’re gonna support you as long as you avoid doing dumb s–t. Which has to happen sooner or later, right? View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan wore a hijab while visiting Syrian refugees, which I guess is a cause close to her hot as she has immersed herself into Russia and arabic, they are the only people rich enough to support her life of luxury needs, while being impressed that the infidel was white girl, almost transparent white – from the movies. I am a fan of Lohan and all her identity crisis, outbursts of crazy, philanthrobic ventures, because I know at her core that it all stems from being robbed of her childhood, not having a real identity of her own, and attempting to have substance, or give back to things she may or may not understand, because the only cause that will allow her near by is one that is in desperate need of help…she’s also got a lot of time on her hands and Hollywood doesn’t give a fuck about her anymore…so she’s doing what she can to either get noticed, talked about, or to seemingly sleep better at night knowing she burned through millions of dollars that could have actually helped these people instead of pay for legal bills, her drugs, and hotel rooms during her manic era… You it’s nice to see she’s trying to appear to have a soul..but none of these people actually have souls. It’s all self serving bullshit…and this is what she had to say about her conversion to Muslim in this dark time, after dabbling in other religions from Jewish to Catholic….Lesbian…depending on what dick was inside her at the time…including but not limited to Samantha Ronsons’… I met a wonderful aid worker (Azize) at The Refugee Camp in Antep. She saw that my eyes lit up when I told her that her headscarf is beautiful. She waved to me and said, come with me, I followed her and she gifted it to me. I was so moved and touched by this that I wanted to wear it in appreciation for all of the generosity and love I received from everyone at the camp It’s all so silly…but to make things sillier… Let’s ask your president what he thinks of this….and according to a 2004 Howard Stern interview – that seems to be the go to on Trump’s opinion of things very important to being the next president…. “There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?” Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern. “Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?” The Hijab didn’t last long – she was off to hosting club nights in Athens the next day… Lindsay Lohan apparently is part of a club in Athens – which is very Muslim…of her….make that money off white people… The post Lindsay Lohan Supports Refugees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
